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A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the
long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some
souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into
heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw them
into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a
poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side
into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he
was doing.
"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for
judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those
people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with
the others?"
"Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Seattle,
they're too wet to burn."
Enjoy the weekend
Rav
