funny
Posted: September 6, 2002, 3:30 am
Kevin, a 19 year old college student,
is home for summer break. In order to
make a few extra bucks he decides that
he is going to apply for a part time
job at the local K-Mart.
Kevin fills out the standard application
and is called into the manager's office.
The manager is the typical K-Mart employee-
skinny, glasses, pocket protector and K-Mart
clothes.
Also, he takes a little too much pride in
working at K-Mart. He says, "Kevin, do you
think you have what it takes to work at the
'Big K'?"
Kevin laughs to himself, thinking "what an
asshole!" But since it was an interview he
responded, "Absolutely."
The Manager continued, "In order to work here
you need to be a salesman and you need to be
in touch with the customer. Do you think
you've got those qualities?"
Again, Kevin laughs to himself, "Is this fucking
guy serious?" but he says again, "Absolutely."
"Well let me show you how it's done,"says
the manager.
The manager leads Kevin to a counter and waits
for a customer. The first guy to come along
drops a 50 pound bag of grass seed on the counter.
The manager says, "That's a pretty big bag of
grass seed ya got there."
"Yup," responds the customer.
The manager winks at Kevin and says, "Ya think
you might need a new lawn mower for that grass
you're putting down?"
Kevin actually sees the lightbulb go off over
the customer's head. "Yeah! That's a great idea."
The manager leads him back to the lawn mowers
and helps him pick out a really nice model.
"Ya see, Kev, that's how it's done. Ya think you
can do that?"
"Hell, yeah!" says Kevin, "Just watch."
Kevin steps up to the counter and the next man to
come along drops a huge package of tampons onto
the counter. Kevin looks at the box and then at
the embarrassed customer. "That's a pretty big
box of tampons ya got there," says Kevin.
The embarrassed man looks up feebly and says, "Yup."
A moment of silence passes and then Kevin blurts
out, "Would you be interested in buying a new
lawnmower?"
The customer looks up from his shoes and responds,
"What the fuck would I want a lawnmower for?"
Kevin winks at his manager and says, "Well, since
you won't be getting laid this weekend I figured
you might want to mow your f**king lawn!"
is home for summer break. In order to
make a few extra bucks he decides that
he is going to apply for a part time
job at the local K-Mart.
Kevin fills out the standard application
and is called into the manager's office.
The manager is the typical K-Mart employee-
skinny, glasses, pocket protector and K-Mart
clothes.
Also, he takes a little too much pride in
working at K-Mart. He says, "Kevin, do you
think you have what it takes to work at the
'Big K'?"
Kevin laughs to himself, thinking "what an
asshole!" But since it was an interview he
responded, "Absolutely."
The Manager continued, "In order to work here
you need to be a salesman and you need to be
in touch with the customer. Do you think
you've got those qualities?"
Again, Kevin laughs to himself, "Is this fucking
guy serious?" but he says again, "Absolutely."
"Well let me show you how it's done,"says
the manager.
The manager leads Kevin to a counter and waits
for a customer. The first guy to come along
drops a 50 pound bag of grass seed on the counter.
The manager says, "That's a pretty big bag of
grass seed ya got there."
"Yup," responds the customer.
The manager winks at Kevin and says, "Ya think
you might need a new lawn mower for that grass
you're putting down?"
Kevin actually sees the lightbulb go off over
the customer's head. "Yeah! That's a great idea."
The manager leads him back to the lawn mowers
and helps him pick out a really nice model.
"Ya see, Kev, that's how it's done. Ya think you
can do that?"
"Hell, yeah!" says Kevin, "Just watch."
Kevin steps up to the counter and the next man to
come along drops a huge package of tampons onto
the counter. Kevin looks at the box and then at
the embarrassed customer. "That's a pretty big
box of tampons ya got there," says Kevin.
The embarrassed man looks up feebly and says, "Yup."
A moment of silence passes and then Kevin blurts
out, "Would you be interested in buying a new
lawnmower?"
The customer looks up from his shoes and responds,
"What the fuck would I want a lawnmower for?"
Kevin winks at his manager and says, "Well, since
you won't be getting laid this weekend I figured
you might want to mow your f**king lawn!"
