VeeshanVault

Posted: **January 8, 2004, 5:06 pm**

Electronic Watchdog

You don't even have to own an dog to scare intruders away anymore. What gets me though is the alternate settings. That soothing rain forest sound is what you want when a burglar gets close to your house.

The digitized guard dog alarm barks and changes to fierce snarling sounds as the intruder comes closer. For different responses select from a growling dog, barking dog with SIREN, or soothing sound of a tropical rainforest.

Posted: **January 9, 2004, 7:19 pm**

It's all about lulling them into a false sense of peace and well-being...

Then pushing them down the stairs and beating them senseless with a rolling pin!

Posted: **January 9, 2004, 7:29 pm**

Correction: Tea pot.

Posted: **January 10, 2004, 3:44 pm**

screw that, use an iron skillet, then dump the hot grease from the stove on them while they lay senseless at the bottom of your porch.