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nothing to see here
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:00 pm
by Voronwë
yeah kiss my ass.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:11 pm
by Jaxomer
At least VI reacted quickly to the huge outcry on the exp change.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:12 pm
by Aslanna
"- Druids gain Oaken Club of Entanglement at level 56, a summoned druid weapon with a powerful proc. "
Oh my.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:14 pm
by Hayley
Nice hoax!
No such patch message.
You are not a winner, please play again!
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:14 pm
by Voronwë
yeah i'm not really sure the druids needed the haste/melee buff, last time i checked they pretty much kicked ass soloing. the cleric haste/melee buff was obviously to produce a soloing alternative (which may be too powerful). this seems a bit whacked. but we'll see i guess.
let's just bring back the fine steel dagger pet while we're at it.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:16 pm
by Rikk Wolvenkin
Hey I know, lets give a spell that forced every encounter to be designed around it, to another class.
Not sure if I dig that pally thing. Palladins gonna be in the CH rot now?
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:17 pm
by Rikk Wolvenkin
Remember back in the day, when they wouldn't make changes, one of the big arguments from Brad was that you had to be real carefull about ending up with all classes bein pretty much the same.
The class lines are really getting blurry lately.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:17 pm
by Aslanna
Seems like a valid message to me although I'm not sure on the source. Where'd you get it Vor?
Lucy shows no Nature's Lifetouch on Live servers.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:18 pm
by Rikk Wolvenkin
Yea, I didn't get a patch message this morning, just a small download including the /notes xml, which still doesn't work BTW.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:21 pm
by Voronwë
grats me....=(
i had a brief lapse in sanity and forget that 50% of the people who post at fohguild.org are .... like searyx.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 12:47 pm
by masteen
/slap
You should know better than that!
Posted: September 5, 2002, 1:35 pm
by noel
ROFL Voro... Didn't see the original post, but you can't really be faulted. At least it's not April 1st or anything.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 1:37 pm
by Forthe
Grats me on looking for that druid heal this morning. /bonk Voronwë.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 1:45 pm
by Aabidano
Put it back goober, I wanna see it.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 1:52 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Come on, don't be a pussy. Repost that shit, I wanna see how bad you blew it

Posted: September 5, 2002, 1:58 pm
by Pubin
Did voronwe post information about the new druid cheal spell being available? Ranger arrow-backstab in full effect now too. pwn.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 2:31 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Here's the fake patch message someone posted on another board, sounds like the same one Voro posted here (the asshat~):
September 5, 2002 6:00 am
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** Spell Changes **
- Druids gain Nature's Lifetouch at level 59. This spell will heal a maximum of 3500 hps or 80 percent of total, whichever is less.
- Druids gain Oaken Club of Entanglement at level 56, a summoned druid weapon with a powerful proc.
- Druids gain Tunare's Gift at level 51. This is a short-duration self-only haste.
- Proc rate on the Hammer of Judgement was reduced by 20 percent.
- Increased the casting time on Yaulp V to 2 seconds.
- Paladins gain Brell's Replenishment at level 59. This is a complete heal slightly less efficient then the Cleric version.
** Keyrings **
Key rings are still not working perfectly. Please do not delete any keys at this time.
** Experience Changes **
- Experience on low blues has been increased to the previous level.
** Items **
- The movement reduction component of the effect on the Naturewalker's Scimitar has been removed.
** Miscellaneous **
- Fixed a bug where the warder in Skyshrine was spawning too frequently.
-The EverQuest Team
Posted: September 5, 2002, 2:40 pm
by noel
Fucking druids...
Posted: September 5, 2002, 3:06 pm
by Voronwë
actually the one i had was only one bit :
Due to virutally unanimous demand within the paladin community, male dwarves are being removed from the game. As per request of the community, male dwarves will be converted to bearded females.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 3:16 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
I hate Voronwë too.
Posted: September 5, 2002, 3:17 pm
by Voronwë
fucking greeks
Posted: September 5, 2002, 3:17 pm
by noel
Voronwë wrote:actually the one i had was only one bit :
Due to virutally unanimous demand within the paladin community, male dwarves are being removed from the game. As per request of the community, male dwarves will be converted to bearded females.
I thought this change already went live...

Posted: September 5, 2002, 3:33 pm
by Searyx
You can never tell with dorfs...
Posted: September 5, 2002, 3:34 pm
by Aabidano
There are male dorfs?
Posted: September 5, 2002, 3:37 pm
by Searyx
You don't know? Didn't you see the movie with the guy who was doing that thing last year? He played a dorf in some play or movie or ballet or something.