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What is best in life...

Posted: December 19, 2003, 1:48 pm
by Sylvos
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN"

thank god its friday.

Posted: December 19, 2003, 2:18 pm
by masteen
This is good.

Posted: December 19, 2003, 2:25 pm
by Sirensa
Would you like to try some ketchup with your Dr. Pepper?

Posted: December 19, 2003, 2:28 pm
by Sylvos
stfu sirensa

Posted: December 19, 2003, 2:36 pm
by Morgrym
Conan Rules

Posted: December 19, 2003, 2:37 pm
by Kguku
is this dr pepper ketchup story something that should be shared?

Posted: December 19, 2003, 2:54 pm
by Sirensa
Kguku wrote:is this dr pepper ketchup story something that should be shared?
most definately should :D

Posted: December 19, 2003, 2:55 pm
by Siji
:popcorn:

Posted: December 19, 2003, 3:00 pm
by Sylvos
no?

Posted: December 19, 2003, 3:07 pm
by Sirensa
Yeah ok...

So last night we're at dinner with some friends. Sylvos thinks it would be funny to hold the ketchup over his Dr. Pepper and "pretend" that he is going to squirt some in.. a feeble attempt to gross us out and be silly or something..

And then - a gloop of ketchup, subject to the rules of gravity like anything else, drips out of the ketchup container and into his Dr. Pepper.

In order to save the rest of his Dr. Pepper from being contaminated by the lone gloop of ketchup, Sylvos quickly hits the straw and slurps it up. Then proceeds to turn a vile shade of green.

Hilarity ensues.. one of my friends was laughing so hard I think she almost peed her pants.

Was pretty funny :D

Posted: December 19, 2003, 3:13 pm
by Sylvos
yeah...its hilarious..

Posted: December 19, 2003, 3:35 pm
by Adelrune Argenti
Somehow, this strikes me as something only Sylvos would do. I can just picture it.

Posted: December 19, 2003, 3:36 pm
by Canelek
I would have liked to see that...

Posted: December 19, 2003, 3:57 pm
by Sylvos
i hate you all.

Posted: December 19, 2003, 4:25 pm
by Pahreyia
Sylvos rules!

Posted: December 19, 2003, 4:44 pm
by masteen
My first chuckle of the day! Grats, Sylvos!

Posted: December 19, 2003, 4:54 pm
by Siji
Sirensa wrote:So last night we're at dinner with some friends.
And we was like, yeah whatevah!

Posted: December 20, 2003, 2:21 am
by Marbus
Love that movie!

Posted: December 20, 2003, 8:15 pm
by Taly
/comfort Sylvos




/snicker

Posted: December 21, 2003, 12:03 am
by Aevian Dreaklear
Very successful hijack. Congrats joo!

Posted: December 21, 2003, 12:11 am
by Sargeras
I'll ask for a reenactment at the Fan Faire. ^^

Posted: December 21, 2003, 11:58 am
by emmer
CROM!

Posted: December 21, 2003, 5:23 pm
by Canelek
Fan Faire will be special this coming year...

Posted: December 21, 2003, 10:17 pm
by Tegellan
Dr. Pepper by itself is teh nasty, can only imagine how bad it would be with ketchup :shock:

Re: What is best in life...

Posted: December 22, 2003, 1:19 am
by Aabidano
Sylvos wrote:What is best in life...
Ham

Posted: December 22, 2003, 11:56 am
by Sylvos
Now that it is Monday.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

side story.
Sirensa would always say that whenever we pulled into a gas station where we live. For the longest time I was like "alrighty..that's a random thing to say but im random as well so I guess she's just appealing to my random side", not fully realizing that the gas station we pull into (which says SHELL on the marquis is in fact a Circle K gas station. So it all made sense. Anyway good story! thx I try.

P.S. I missed a good bar fight this weekend cause I was peeing =(
Canelek and Sirensa saw it! Kareoke BAR FIGHTS RULE!
what an exciting life we lead eh?

Posted: December 22, 2003, 12:13 pm
by Psyloche
Sylvos wrote:Now that it is Monday.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

side story.
Sirensa would always say that whenever we pulled into a gas station where we live. For the longest time I was like "alrighty..that's a random thing to say but im random as well so I guess she's just appealing to my random side", not fully realizing that the gas station we pull into (which says SHELL on the marquis is in fact a Circle K gas station. So it all made sense. Anyway good story! thx I try.

P.S. I missed a good bar fight this weekend cause I was peeing =(
Canelek and Sirensa saw it! Kareoke BAR FIGHTS RULE!
what an exciting life we lead eh?
Bill, there are strange things afoot at the Circle K... and here I thought I was the only one who said that...

Posted: December 22, 2003, 1:30 pm
by Wulfran
QOTD: Does Sylvos actually wear pants to Kareoke bars?

And no, we don't want to know Canelek's opinion on his legs...

Posted: December 22, 2003, 2:01 pm
by Sylvos
I asked what are you doing up in the tree?
He said Im looking for my burrow owl.
I said JUMPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BURROW OWLS LIVE IN HOLES IN THE GROUND
WHY THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK THEY CALL THEM A BURROW OWL
DO YOU THINK A KID LIKE THAT IS GOING TO KNOW
WHAT THE QUEERS ARE DOING TO THE SOIL???

Posted: December 22, 2003, 3:57 pm
by Canelek
Well, wasn't much of a barfight really... just some jackass that didn't want to pay his tab and also was all pissed that his song didn't come up or something... he was basically forced out on the threat of unified bar violence, employee and patron alike.

And...Dead Milkmen quotes are pwn..

Big Lizard in my back yard, can't afford to feed him anymore..
Big Lizard in my back yard, knocking down my neighbor's door...

Posted: December 22, 2003, 5:08 pm
by emmer
Canelek wrote:And...Dead Milkmen quotes are pwn..

Big Lizard in my back yard, can't afford to feed him anymore..
Big Lizard in my back yard, knocking down my neighbor's door...
Head on collision, bodies everywhere...
Head on collision, retards beware!