Just had to share
Posted: August 30, 2002, 7:08 pm
An Irishman moves to the USA and finally attends his
first baseball game.
The first batter approached the batters' box, took a
few swings and then hit a double.
Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run", "Run".
The next batter hit a single and the Irishman listened
as the crowd again cheered "RUN, RUN".
The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with
the fans.
The fifth batter came up and four balls went by. The
umpire called "walk" and the batter started his slow
trot to first base.
The Irishman stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye
bastard, run!"
The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the
Irishman sat back down.
A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned
over and explained - "He can't run - he's got four
balls. "
The Irishman stood up, took a long breath and
screamed,
"Walk with pride, lad!"
Enjoy the long weekend
Rav
first baseball game.
The first batter approached the batters' box, took a
few swings and then hit a double.
Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run", "Run".
The next batter hit a single and the Irishman listened
as the crowd again cheered "RUN, RUN".
The Irishman enjoyed the game and began screaming with
the fans.
The fifth batter came up and four balls went by. The
umpire called "walk" and the batter started his slow
trot to first base.
The Irishman stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye
bastard, run!"
The people around him began laughing. Embarrassed, the
Irishman sat back down.
A friendly fan noted the man's embarrassment, leaned
over and explained - "He can't run - he's got four
balls. "
The Irishman stood up, took a long breath and
screamed,
"Walk with pride, lad!"
Enjoy the long weekend
Rav