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Yo

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:13 pm
by NEO
I'm new

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:14 pm
by Skogen
JACKASS!

EDIT: First post!
I'm new
I'm very proud of you.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:25 pm
by cid
Big pussy you have there.

Jackass!!!

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:32 pm
by NEO
such nice people here...

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:36 pm
by Arsecn
JACKASS!

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:41 pm
by Pahreyia
Such a huge sig pic you have there.

Jackass!

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:46 pm
by noel
You're going to call yourself NEO? Jesus fucking Christ, get out of here, and don't make me waste my time with you...
Image

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:47 pm
by sweetkastings
so mean you guys
*cough*
JAckass
sry did i say that?

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:51 pm
by NEO
I cant figure out how to blow my car up, so will this do?
:microwave:

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:55 pm
by Kithyen
Nice smiley, Jackass.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 6:56 pm
by cid
:vv_jackass:

Posted: December 5, 2003, 7:09 pm
by Pahreyia
Do us a favor and before you suck on a cyanide popsicle, lose the avatar. Cid is the only one allowed to have the barely NWS avatar around here. :P

Posted: December 5, 2003, 7:22 pm
by masteen
Jackass!

The NWS avatar and giant sig have got to go or you'll end up being on more STFU lists than Searyx...

Posted: December 5, 2003, 7:28 pm
by noel
NEO wrote:I cant figure out how to blow my car up, so will this do?
:microwave:
No.

1. NWS = Not Work Safe. Your avatar is inappropriate, and needs to be changed. A lot of people here browse the forums from work and don't want to get fired because someone as stupid as you can't exercise judgement. Change your avatar or it will be changed for you.

2. We already ran Searyx out of here, and I assure you, you'll be no challenge whatsoever in comparison.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 7:30 pm
by Siji
Jackass cocksucking motherfucking beanbag licking asshole.

:oops:

Posted: December 5, 2003, 7:31 pm
by Seebs
Welcome.
I love you.
Love me back please.
You seem nice.
Do you love me?
Give me validation that you love me.
I love you.
Look forward to reading your words.
I love you.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 7:32 pm
by Ramius
NEO wrote:such nice people here...
Did you not notice the "We Know Drama" tag on the redirect screen?


**EDIT** Jackass!

Posted: December 5, 2003, 7:32 pm
by noel
I wish 'INVASION OF TEH STUPID' week would be over.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 8:11 pm
by Mort
Welcome Jackass!



happyfuckshitbitchass!

Posted: December 5, 2003, 8:21 pm
by Zaelath
I'm old.

I also have a caps-lock function that doesn't lock up sporadically as I'm entering my name =)

Go go nazi mods, fix his account!

Posted: December 5, 2003, 8:44 pm
by Arundel Pajo
"NEO?" How very creative.

Jackass.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 9:24 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Aranuil wrote:I wish 'INVASION OF TEH STUPID' week would be over.
It's always september somewhere.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 9:34 pm
by Xouqoa
I don't think his avatar is really any worse than Cid's ... but same rule applies. If too many people complain about it (PM me) I'll have to ask them to remove it!

:vv_jackass:

Posted: December 5, 2003, 9:58 pm
by Canelek
Jackass...

Now go away.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 10:50 pm
by Spang
Aranuil wrote:You're going to call yourself NEO? Jesus fucking Christ, get out of here, and don't make me waste my time with you...
what are you gonna do? kick his ass? it's a fucking message board, you pussy.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 11:00 pm
by noel
No asshole, I'll get it removed.

Speaking of fucking pussies, you're posting again, that's so cute. I think you're post/retard ratio is going down. Nice to see that a healthy dose of ridicule and reality will have an affect on you, Spang. Feel free to come visit if you ever leave the trailer and come out to California.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 11:35 pm
by laneela
Maybe I missed something but wtf did this guy do to deserve more than the ceremonial "jackass"? Seriously, folks... Lighten the fuck up. His name is not the least original I've seen so that can't be it... If his avatar infuriates you that badly, explain with some modicum of decency our NWS rules since I'm pretty sure he just said he's new around here and if he doesn't respect that, then start acting like Nazis and shoot Xou a pm. Again, maybe I missed something.

Speaking of fucking pussies, you're posting again, that's so cute. I think you're post/retard ratio is going down.
Look who's talking... I thought you stopped posting yourself not too long ago and came back and toned shit down because some people you respect asked you to. I'll do to you what you do to everyone else and "offer some friendly advice": keep it toned down. You're much less deplorable when you're not acting like your shit doesn't stink.

Posted: December 5, 2003, 11:36 pm
by Ebumar
I think you already scared him away aran. I wanted to have some fun with this one~

Posted: December 5, 2003, 11:57 pm
by Pahreyia
Lan,
The Rules <enter angelic choir> clearly state that anon posting retards are free game from the first post. It's understood.

Given that he chose a chichéd name from a popular movie, his avatar is NWS and he's so far proved himself to be a witless jackhole, I say flame on. If he wants to make a place for himself here, let him walk through the fire, humble himself before us and prove he's worth more than the dish towel he should have ended up on that oh so fateful night.

EDIT: What I want to know is whose brother's cousins best friend's sister's inbred bastard he is that he already got a stockpile of VVs to start modifying his name. Someone loves this idiot.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 12:09 am
by Arundel Pajo
Did flamevault get soft in my absence? I feel like I've missed so much...

Posted: December 6, 2003, 12:24 am
by Kudo
:(

Posted: December 6, 2003, 12:36 am
by Rivera Bladestrike
Wow, sorry Spang, but you got owned.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 12:47 am
by kyoukan
totally k-radical.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 3:06 am
by noel
No fuck it Pah. This board doesn't remember the history anymore. It's ridiculous. Whenever a new poster came along in the past, it was a trial by fire. If they acted like an asshole (see mukyluk as a recent example), they got hammered. If they chilled out and were cool (I flamed the fuck out of Fairweather initially and I love him now) then it was all good.

But fuck it. God forbid we flame anyone anymore WE SHOULD BE NICE TO EVERYONE.

Fuck that. It says 'No Holds Barred'. Clearly that means no holds barred unless people get their fucking panties in a bunch. This board used to have some fucking balls and not tolerate bullshit. Maybe you didn't notice his avatar is a vagina. For the love of god, Pilsburry might have a heart attack from seeing one for the second time in his life.

For the record, I never stopped posting, ever. Also for the record, your name is not among those people, and I have toned down. A lot.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 3:21 am
by Kilmoll the Sexy
I just left some DNA in a hand towel. In 12 years it is going to make more intelligent posts than what I have seen so far from our new guest.

Incidentally, does anyone know how many days played the jizz stain on Furor's keyboard is up to? Maybe we should do a pool and put some VV's up for the winnar.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 3:55 am
by Moonwynd
If you have Sweetkastings calling you a "jackass".....

Posted: December 6, 2003, 6:49 am
by Spang
i guess i'm a little out of my league here.

i'll go back to my trailor now.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 7:52 am
by laneela
Aranuil wrote:For the record, I never stopped posting, ever. Also for the record, your name is not among those people, and I have toned down. A lot.

For the record, I'm friends with some of the people that you "respect" and know for a fact that you did indeed stop posting, and you had toned it down. All I suggested is that you keep it toned down.

edit:

ps

I did notice his avatar was a vagina. Apparently they bother me less than they do you. I happen to agree that it's no worse than cid's.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 8:00 am
by Xyun
Aranuil wrote:1. NWS = Not Work Safe. Your avatar is inappropriate, and needs to be changed. A lot of people here browse the forums from work and don't want to get fired because someone as stupid as you can't exercise judgement. Change your avatar or it will be changed for you.
OK motherfucker, looks like you're going after the noobs again cause they're easy pickin for your scavenger ass. The dude says hi and you wanna put him through the gauntlet that you can't even get through? Neither this dude nor his avatar irritate me to the degree that you do. NWS began as a courtesy to those who are browsing this forum when they're not supposed to be. How bout you DO YOUR FUCKING JOB instead of saturating this forum with your stench. You must think berating those who know nothing of our board customs somehow elevates your reputation here. And to think you go so far as to threaten to change his avatar as if you are Mepha incarnate. Eat a fucking dick you hypocritical pseudo-nazi pussy bitch.

Fuck that. It says 'No Holds Barred'. Clearly that means no holds barred unless people get their fucking panties in a bunch. This board used to have some fucking balls and not tolerate bullshit.
rofl.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 10:38 am
by VariaVespasa
Strangely enough I'm gonna hafta back Xyun up on this one- Yeah ok, its female nudity. Its also artistic. Its not exactly a gaping closeup for the sake of a gaping closeup. So Aranuil sit your ass down, shut the fuck up, and quit your pissante, arrogant, mindless and unpleasant haranguing of helpless newbs. Just because in your rigid and misguided view you somehow have a right to defraud your employer with impunity by fucking around on the web on their time dont make it true. Aint nobody owes you jack shit in helping you commit fraud by sensoring their content. You wanna slack, you take your chances. You wanna be safe, go have some happy FUCKSHITBITCHASS.

As to Neo, until and unless he proves he's a total tool over the course of a few weeks just jackass him and move on. Ok, the name isnt a good start for him, but still...

Xouqua- Whatever Aranuil is paying you, I'll double it and we'll kick HIS ass... :P

*Hugs*
Varia

Posted: December 6, 2003, 10:38 am
by Boogahz
Um, when his avatar loaded at work you could have seen me hitting the backspace button faster than I ever had. Didn't even read a word of the thread until I got home. Jumping on someone for their avatar is not inappropriate in my eyes unless they ONLY post in the NWS area.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 1:10 pm
by Mak
Priorities, folks. That first post deserved to be ripped and ripped soundly. Weak assed name (Neo? Are you fucking kidding me?), a NWS avatar, and a first post entitled "Yo" and consisting of nothing more than "I'm new"? When did VV start sucking troll ass like that?

Hate Aranuil all you want, people, but damn, don't give up your dignity to do it.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 1:57 pm
by Bubba Grizz
Mak wrote:Priorities, folks. That first post deserved to be ripped and ripped soundly. Weak assed name (Neo? Are you fucking kidding me?), a NWS avatar, and a first post entitled "Yo" and consisting of nothing more than "I'm new"? When did VV start sucking troll ass like that?

Hate Aranuil all you want, people, but damn, don't give up your dignity to do it.
I have to agree here. You know, First Impressions and all that. Using a lame name was enough to annoy me from the get go(not saying mine is the best either). People should lurk before they jump headlong into this board.

Though I enjoy the avatar I agree that it is not something people want to see while at work (well, they always want to see it but not get fired for it). Maybe NEO should have checked things out before using it.

Aranuil was right to call him out on it though he was a bit overzealous I think. I am not an Aranuil fan though I respect his ability to flame and his insight on many of the things that interest me.

Everyone should just remember (NEO listen up) for every action there is going to be a reaction. Brace yerself for it.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 3:15 pm
by Pahreyia
What gets me about guys like that is that this community, for the most part, has it's own style and substance. While we do get the occasional flamewar, the content on this board far surpasses it. We don't have, by and large, a corps of leet speaking, constantly flaming shortbus rejects that you see all over the place on, say Bnet forums and the like. Many of the people here are intelligent, insightful, sincere and rational human beings. Idiot lurkers who post here for the sake of posting anonymously, introduce NWS content where it doesn't belong and bring nothing of substance here belong on the bnet or melodramatic forums.

Xyun, as far as the NWS comment goes... I can't speak for anyone else, but I work in a call center for a computer peripheral manufacturer. All I do is answer tech support phone calls. There are times during the day where I don't get a call for upwards of 30 minutes. In that time, I am encouraged to do anything that I can to remain at my desk, should I get a call. Browsing the internet included. My limitations are NWS content and distribution of company information to anyone. His avatar, while perhaps belonging framed and in someone's living room next to the dogs playing poker picture, is not appropriate here for those of us who can and do post from work.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 5:46 pm
by Tristinn
Aranuil want to make out?

Posted: December 6, 2003, 6:43 pm
by NEO
Im gonna start over. My names mike, im from long island. My favorite band is Marilyn Manson, and my favorite movie is the Matrix (naturally).I love Yuris Revenge (which I play way too much) and my girlfriend. And Ive never been to an angrier forum. Is that better?

Posted: December 6, 2003, 7:00 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
Negative hero. You need to be using your in-game name or put it in your sig if you need those 10 posts that badly. Unknown or anonymous people here get smoked like a pole in Fesuni's basement. If you are not an EQ'er then you should qulaify precisely who you are and how you came to be here.

Posted: December 6, 2003, 10:13 pm
by Diae Soulmender
Jackass

PS: Anonymous tards get the ass fucking of a lifetime here. Do yourself a favor and CONFESS OR DIE!

PSS: I fucking hate PSS.

Posted: December 7, 2003, 4:32 am
by sarlen
NEO wrote:Im gonna start over. My names mike, im from long island. My favorite band is Marilyn Manson, and my favorite movie is the Matrix (naturally).I love Yuris Revenge (which I play way too much) and my girlfriend. And Ive never been to an angrier forum. Is that better?

Hi Mike from Long Island. Your best bet is to include your in game(EQ) name in your sig so you are easily identifiable. If you have never played EQ or played on Veeshan, a brief explenation how you came to our neck of the woods is in order. The vast majority of people here do not like posts with no value to them, although a nice meet and greet post is acceptable, with no information about who you are in it, it becomes flame bait damn quick.

On a side note, we really need to have a survival manual for this place..

Posted: December 7, 2003, 9:14 am
by vn_Tanc
Shit nickname, supergay oversized sig, and a "I'm new, love me!" post. Boy did YOU come to the wrong place.

And now for some swearing.
Fuck fuckity shit wank. Suck cocksucker fuck bollocks. Arse.

It's a tough room