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Got this off an e-mail..
Posted: November 3, 2003, 5:10 pm
by Animalor
For all the women out there..
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:
WOMEN
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home. They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart-they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in houses, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin. Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact with.
MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders...
Posted: November 3, 2003, 5:12 pm
by Kguku
I thought we also reached things in high places?
Posted: November 3, 2003, 5:25 pm
by Aabidano
Checkbook with legs as well.
Posted: November 3, 2003, 5:26 pm
by Chidoro
That's total bullshit
I'm tasked to open jars as well and she seems truly impressed
Posted: November 3, 2003, 6:10 pm
by Taly
Kguku wrote:I thought we also reached things in high places?
Nope thats the womans' job too
Posted: November 3, 2003, 6:15 pm
by Lynxe
MEN
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders...
Damn... my man "saves" spiders. Does that mean he is narrowing down his usefulness to me? J/k =)
Posted: November 3, 2003, 6:36 pm
by Sirensa
Chidoro wrote:That's total bullshit
I'm tasked to open jars as well and she seems truly impressed
WTF.
At my house, I am the one that has to open the jars
FOR THE MAN.
*rude gesture*
At least he kills the spiders.
Posted: November 3, 2003, 6:49 pm
by Aabidano
Lynxe wrote:Damn... my man "saves" spiders. Does that mean he is narrowing down his usefulness to me? J/k =)
I usually catch them and put them outside
Posted: November 3, 2003, 7:34 pm
by Xouqoa
I usually throw things at them and hope they get smooshed. I dislike spiders with a passion, especially the large brown ones we get in our house all the time.
Best one was the other night when one ambushed Raistin and he screamed like a girl. I have corroborative witnesses.
Posted: November 3, 2003, 7:41 pm
by Pahreyia
Re: Got this off an e-mail..
Posted: November 3, 2003, 11:34 pm
by Xaem
Question: Why should this article not be taken seriously:
Animalor wrote:For all the women out there..
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:
Answer: It's stupid
Re: Got this off an e-mail..
Posted: November 3, 2003, 11:48 pm
by Kguku
Xaem wrote:Question: Why should this article not be taken seriously:
Animalor wrote:For all the women out there..
God made men and women to complement each other with the unique traits each were given:
Answer: It's stupid
Or maybe it could be because it's a joke?
Posted: November 4, 2003, 12:00 am
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
God made women so that men would have something to do when the EQ servers go down for 5 mins....
Posted: November 4, 2003, 4:05 am
by Kyria
Aabidano wrote:Lynxe wrote:Damn... my man "saves" spiders. Does that mean he is narrowing down his usefulness to me? J/k =)
I usually catch them and put them outside
Sardonus (my husband) does that:( I HATE that shit.
Posted: November 4, 2003, 4:12 am
by Izna Marcos
*waves*
eck, spiders, man's work.
Posted: November 4, 2003, 4:27 am
by Badpassion Seelentrinker
Hi Kyria:-)
Bad Sard
Well at least he does somethin. Malatas (my hubby) shreaks at them and I have to deal with them him and the 2 girls, and the spider... I dont know which is worse. And Gezz eww I hate spiders!
Posted: November 4, 2003, 4:55 am
by Raistin
I didnt scream like a little girl. I screamed like a man, who had a very poisionous spider falling on to his face totally unexpected. I was in fear of my life, and ones I live with. And then proceeded with a drunken haze and slayed the damn thing while Xouqoa shut his door, and covered the crack under the door with a towel.
Enough with your lies sir!
Posted: November 4, 2003, 10:14 am
by Boogahz
Similar to the original post this came from an email I got a few years back (and yes it's a joke for those that thought the original was true):
CATS & DOGS
What Is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in cheap fur coats.
What Is a Dog?
1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece
of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They are great at begging.
8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9. They leave their toys everywhere.
10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
you a kiss.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in cheap little fur coats.
Posted: November 4, 2003, 12:40 pm
by Ravvenn
Men can also hold enough body heat for two people which is why we use them to warm our freezing hands and feet!
Posted: November 4, 2003, 12:55 pm
by Sargeras
Ravvenn cold? C'mere
