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Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back
to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather
perplexed by the large gong taking a place of pride in the lounge.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"Why, that's my Speaking Clock", the man replied.

"How does it work?", asked the guest.

"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering
blow with an unpadded hammer.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For
fuck sake, it's twenty to two in the fucking morning!"

Your Friday Morning Chuckle

What did the bow-legged doe say?

"that's the last time I'll do that for ten bucks"

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?










Beer Nuts cost $1.50 and Deer Nuts are under a buck.

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