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Girl I used to have a crush on came over at the bar to say Hi.

Girl I currently like gave me her number and said she will come to my party next friday.

Girl I think is hot as hell (I know her personally I got drunk with her again last week) somehow has 50 naked pictures of herself on the internet and I found them. No they weren't sneaky pics, it was a radio stunt, she just doesn't know I found out about them.

And a dude I know started to work for the dealer that sold me my new car and he says it's due in sooner than I thought (although that dude is kinda stupid).

links plz

I can't here...I'll put a link in NWS forum.

*runs off to look in nws*

let's hope you haven't used up your lifetime luck supply all in one day

Pilsburry wrote:Girl I used to have a crush on came over at the bar to say Hi.

Girl I currently like gave me her number and said she will come to my party next friday.

Girl I think is hot as hell (I know her personally I got drunk with her again last week) somehow has 50 naked pictures of herself on the internet and I found them. No they weren't sneaky pics, it was a radio stunt, she just doesn't know I found out about them.

And a dude I know started to work for the dealer that sold me my new car and he says it's due in sooner than I thought (although that dude is kinda stupid).

You're fucking kidding me right? This has to be a joke, you couldn't have actually started a post to brag about a girl saying hello to you and that you cyberstalked another girl that you are interested in and are providing links to her nekkid pics. (hint: bad idea) Not to mention that you started that other post to continue patting yourself on the back. Your prowess at literary auto-fellatio is quite astounding. My only advice would be to quit blowing yourself after such minor achievements, you're likely going to pull a muscle. A figurative muscle, of course.

Actual, interesting things happen to myself and most of the other posters here on a regular basis, and most of us would never have the balls to come here and start a post each time. And by "balls", I mean "masochistic desire to look foolish and make everyone hate us". Kudos to you, douchebag.

bwahaha

Sylvus, serious....why are you such a fucking cock?

Why did you even waste your time flaming me?

Take your fat ass away from your desk, go outside and see if you really are as fucking awsome as you think you are.

I think Sylvus is awesome.

He said he would take me to a Red Wings game if I ever go to Detroit, that is awesome. So awesome.

I happen to agree with his post tho, Pils. Proliferating the spread of nekkid pics of people you know RL is probably not a good idea, especially if you ever want to score with her.

Pilsburry wrote:Sylvus, serious....why are you such a fucking cock?

Why did you even waste your time flaming me?

Well, my reasons for wasting my time and for being such a fucking cock are one in the same. I'm trying to deter you from being such a socially inept loser. Call it altruism. You don't ever seem to heed my advice though.

Take your fat ass away from your desk, go outside and see if you really are as fucking awsome as you think you are.

With my fat ass parked in this chair, I can tell you with absolute certainty that I'm as fucking awesome as I think I am. Besides, I'd hate to go outside and run the risk of walking past a girl who might glance in my direction, in which case I'd have to run right back here and do a google search on her and then post a message about how she didn't avert her eyes or run in the opposite direction when she saw me and what a fantastic morning it is as a result.

Hold on a second, I'm confusing the two of us again. I'm the fatass with the good self-image who has enough confidence and charisma to get men and women alike to like him without having to try and impress them with bullshit about his material possessions or trying to woo them with the most mundane details of his life. You're the 147 lb. slackjawed halfwit who thinks that losing those last five pounds, getting a fake tan and buying a riced out piece-of-shit that he incessantly talks about will overcome the glaring deficiencies in his sense of humor and interpersonal skills and make other people like him. In this light, I can't help but feel awesome.

Sylvus wrote:

Pilsburry wrote:Sylvus, serious....why are you such a fucking cock?

Why did you even waste your time flaming me?

Well, my reasons for wasting my time and for being such a fucking cock are one in the same. I'm trying to deter you from being such a socially inept loser. Call it altruism. You don't ever seem to heed my advice though.

Take your fat ass away from your desk, go outside and see if you really are as fucking awsome as you think you are.

With my fat ass parked in this chair, I can tell you with absolute certainty that I'm as fucking awesome as I think I am. Besides, I'd hate to go outside and run the risk of walking past a girl who might glance in my direction, in which case I'd have to run right back here and do a google search on her and then post a message about how she didn't avert her eyes or run in the opposite direction when she saw me and what a fantastic morning it is as a result.

Hold on a second, I'm confusing the two of us again. I'm the fatass with the good self-image who has enough confidence and charisma to get men and women alike to like him without having to try and impress them with bullshit about his material possessions or trying to woo them with the most mundane details of his life. You're the 147 lb. slackjawed halfwit who thinks that losing those last five pounds, getting a fake tan and buying a riced out piece-of-shit that he incessantly talks about will overcome the glaring deficiencies in his sense of humor and interpersonal skills and make other people like him. In this light, I can't help but feel awesome.

Godamn I love you Sylvus

Sylvus wrote:

Pilsburry wrote:Sylvus, serious....why are you such a fucking cock?

Why did you even waste your time flaming me?

Well, my reasons for wasting my time and for being such a fucking cock are one in the same. I'm trying to deter you from being such a socially inept loser. Call it altruism. You don't ever seem to heed my advice though.

Take your fat ass away from your desk, go outside and see if you really are as fucking awsome as you think you are.

With my fat ass parked in this chair, I can tell you with absolute certainty that I'm as fucking awesome as I think I am. Besides, I'd hate to go outside and run the risk of walking past a girl who might glance in my direction, in which case I'd have to run right back here and do a google search on her and then post a message about how she didn't avert her eyes or run in the opposite direction when she saw me and what a fantastic morning it is as a result.

Hold on a second, I'm confusing the two of us again. I'm the fatass with the good self-image who has enough confidence and charisma to get men and women alike to like him without having to try and impress them with bullshit about his material possessions or trying to woo them with the most mundane details of his life. You're the 147 lb. slackjawed halfwit who thinks that losing those last five pounds, getting a fake tan and buying a riced out piece-of-shit that he incessantly talks about will overcome the glaring deficiencies in his sense of humor and interpersonal skills and make other people like him. In this light, I can't help but feel awesome.

Nice weekend starter Sylvus : )

Sylvus bought me drinks in Vegas - so yes he does rule!

It's amazing how my message board support can be bought for the price of a Vodka concoction :/

Sirensa wrote:Sylvus bought me drinks in Vegas - so yes he does rule!

It's amazing how my message board support can be bought for the price of a Vodka concoction :/

I'm holding out for the oral sex..

Ewwww Siji!!!

I don't care what they say Pils, post those links. You can make as many posts as you want. Post those links. You should show them all just what you think is a hot chick by...posting those links.

Bubba Grizz wrote:I don't care what they say Pils, post those links. You can make as many posts as you want. Post those links. You should show them all just what you think is a hot chick by...posting those links.

It's nice to have Bubba looking out for you : )

For clarification's sake, Sylvus is awesome.

Actually he is a fat dude with a superiority complex and a low IQ which is like the worst possible combination. But anyway....he bought you a freaking drink so I guess that more then makes up for it. Seriously, the dude is an asshole.

I didn't just see this girl one time, she has spent the night at my condo a few times. I know this girl.

I didn't do a google search. I was at the bar last night and a guy I know that also knows her was just like "guess what I found". Then he told me specifically where to go without me asking, so yes I was going to go look.

Pils each time I read an original post from you, I'm constantly amazed at just how out of touch you are with anything even remotely resembling reality. I realize you lack the cognitive skills to pick up on this, but the reality is, you should be thanking Sylvus' for trying to save you the embarassment of fucking up YET ANOTHER encounter with a real woman (that is not your mother or your sister).

Oh and before you come back with the oh-so-witty retort about my mother and/or sister (you know, the one you used last week) allow me to just say, 'No, you didn't.' I highly recommend that the never post again on the subject of relationships and/or women unless the post is, 'I'm getting married.' Other than that, keep it to yourself.

For the record, Sylvus is neither fat or unintelligent, and he CERTAINLY has a higher IQ than you do.

I guess Sylvus let you come up from air....or did he pass the keyboard down so you could type from under his desk?

Yes, because I'm the only person on this thread who's agreed with Sylvus.

Keep trying.

i'll be the first to say, it is fucking crowded under this desk.

Pilsburry wrote:Actually he is a fat dude with a superiority complex and a low IQ which is like the worst possible combination. But anyway....he bought you a freaking drink so I guess that more then makes up for it. Seriously, the dude is an asshole.

Actually no. Sylvus was very easygoing and a fun person to be around at the Fan Faire and, if you know him, doesn't lack in the IQ department.

I'm not saying whether he bought me a drink or not as I don't want to cheapen my statement! : )

Pilsburry wrote:Actually he is a fat dude with a superiority complex and a low IQ which is like the worst possible combination. But anyway....he bought you a freaking drink so I guess that more then makes up for it. Seriously, the dude is an asshole.

Grow a sense of humor. Seriously.

Sylvus is cool

I'd be under his desk but Voro hogs all the mancock.

And for the record, I've seen a picture that has Sylvus and Sylvos both in it. I believe Sylvus was the one in the Hawaiin print correct?

But I don't really have a problem with his figure. I have a problem with the combnation of what Syvus is made of...which is an asshole with a low IQ who also happens to be fat. And I see no reason people would blindly follow his lead on anything.

Sylvus fucking owns, end of story. Claiming his IQ is low only makes you look like a retard. So, using PilsLogic(tm), he's an asshole just because he has the balls to post what most of us are probably thinking anyways?

If I posted 1% of the shit that ran through my mind when I read your posts, you would think I was the biggest bitch in the entire world. Maybe you should think through the possible responses to your posts before you hit that 'Submit' button that you love so much, and stop leaving the door wide open for people to insult/flame you.

Edit:

Voronwe wrote:i'll be the first to say, it is fucking crowded under this desk.

lol! =D

I already do think your a bitch.

Pilsburry wrote:And for the record, I've seen a picture that has Sylvus and Sylvos both in it. I believe Sylvus was the one in the Hawaiin print correct?

But I don't really have a problem with his figure. I have a problem with the combnation of what Syvus is made of...which is an asshole with a low IQ who also happens to be fat. And I see no reason people would blindly follow his lead on anything.

Sylvus isn't fat, but I've seen pictures of you and you're fucking ugly. If Sylvus was fat at least he could diet.

He's also a smartass, not an asshole. There's a big difference. I'd take a friend who was a smartass before I'd ever befriend anyone with your level of ineptitude.

Pilsburry wrote:And for the record, I've seen a picture that has Sylvus and Sylvos both in it. I believe Sylvus was the one in the Hawaiin print correct?

But I don't really have a problem with his figure. I have a problem with the combnation of what Syvus is made of...which is an asshole with a low IQ who also happens to be fat. And I see no reason people would blindly follow his lead on anything.

breakin it down:

1. some of your posts are nonsensical

2. he posted something that was damn funny at your expense

3. we laughed

thats pretty much it. there is no blindly following anybody's lead. We all pretty much see the picture.

and how the fuck do you know he has a low IQ? cause of some 10 question internet test you posted and he answered?

if my kid turns out to be as stupid as you, i'm selling it on ebay.

Pilsburry wrote:I already do think your a bitch.

Hey assmonkey, I said "biggest bitch in the entire world," not "a bitch."

Either way though, coming from you, it's a fucking compliment.

You know what. I'm done with this.

I'm a pretty tolerant guy but this forum has the largest concentration of assholes on the internet.

I'm not going to bother to point it out anymore.

Don't let our sense of altruism kick you in the ass on the way out.

Pilsburry wrote:...I'm a pretty tolerant guy...

Are you serious?

Pilsburry wrote:largest concentration of assholes on the internet.

KY please! I'm feelin' kinda frisky.

Yes, look at my post count. If I wasn't serious I would have left a long time ago.

Incorrect, that means you're stupid, stubborn, and persistent.

Aranuil wrote:Don't let our sense of altruism kick you in the ass on the way out.

I didn't say I was leaving. I said I wasn't going to bother pointing out you and your crew are fucking pole smoking assholes anymore.

This is my last post on this *thread*. I will not be reading it either.

Please don't go Pils, at least not on account of a fat, stupid asshole like myself!

You were completely in the right making this post. It is a great day. I haven't enjoyed a day of work this much in a while!

To all you blind followers who get under my desk and shower me with blowjobs all day, I you all.

/edit: By "crew", I'm assuming you mean everyone else on this whole board?

<center>I can't tell the difference between a naked girl and a hot girl! The last time I saw a naked girl was the day I was born!
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Edit: Edit to uphold the very highest standards of political correctness.

Sylvus wrote:By "crew", I'm assuming you mean everyone else on this whole board?

Nah, probably means 'the fnord.'

Pilsburry wrote:You know what. I'm done with this.

I'm a pretty tolerant guy but this forum has the largest concentration of assholes on the internet.

I'm not going to bother to point it out anymore.

Hehe, i usually only post here on the buy/sell forum, or on the Kig Kill list, but gonna say that i agree with Pulsburry here. Never thougth i would say that, but i do.
Unfortunately he just dont seem to have the cognitive capacity to realize that hes the #1 asshole in here. I mean, a lot of people are morons in here, but think Pills is the one one i can be sure will be a moron post just by seeing his name by it.

Oh well, go post some more Pills, im having fun every time, just too bad not all your posts were supposd to be funny.

Aranuil wrote:<center>I can't tell the difference between a naked girl and a hot girl! The last time I saw a naked girl was the day I was born!
</center>

Hmmmm, I thought making fun of ones picture posted on VV was not allowed.

"What fun these always are! Couldn't ever really do it on the old boards cause you couldn't post images... but now we can.

I'll post mine up when I go home for lunch... don't be afraid.. it'll be fun!

If you have a picture and need it hosted, email me (xouqoa@xouqoa.com) and I can stick it up on the site for you.

There will be no name calling or saying "HAHA soandso is a dork!" or anything of the sorts... if someone has the balls to post their picture, don't make fun of them.. chances are they're more secure with themselves than you are! Violaters will be executed. Er, prosecuted... something like that.
"

Cartalas wrote:

Aranuil wrote:<center>I can't tell the difference between a naked girl and a hot girl! The last time I saw a naked girl was the day I was born!
</center>

Hmmmm, I thought making fun of ones picture posted on VV was not allowed.

"What fun these always are! Couldn't ever really do it on the old boards cause you couldn't post images... but now we can.

I'll post mine up when I go home for lunch... don't be afraid.. it'll be fun!

If you have a picture and need it hosted, email me (xouqoa@xouqoa.com) and I can stick it up on the site for you.

There will be no name calling or saying "HAHA soandso is a dork!" or anything of the sorts... if someone has the balls to post their picture, don't make fun of them.. chances are they're more secure with themselves than you are! Violaters will be executed. Er, prosecuted... something like that.
"

You are correct Cart! (where the hell have you been anyway?)

However, that pic wasn't posted on VV so I am in the clear! You also might note that I'm not making fun of the picture, I'm making fun of Pils.

Edit: Edit to uphold the very highest standards of political correctness.

Well, Cart, reread the thread or get the nearest adult to read it for you and give a synopsis. Pils started the talk of pictures. In the interest of fairness, here's the most recent pic of myself that I have, since a pic of Pilsburry has been posted.


Sylvus fat, stupid and being a general asshole at the Michigan vs. Illinois game last weekend.

Oh, and...

LOL cart get out from under Pilsburry's desk or your[sic] likely to bump your head on something!

regardless if Pills is gonna talk shit about the way Sylvus looks, he should be prepared for the appropriate retribution.

he's not making fun of his picture
he's making fun of Pils

both sides so far have called each other fat
personally if this really is Pils he don't look fat to me