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"I believe the children are our future.."

Posted: October 7, 2003, 12:22 pm
by Skogen
I have seen the future, and it is scarey.


http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1711

Posted: October 7, 2003, 12:34 pm
by Toshira
not really.

you could probably find equally foolish comments by adults just as quickly. Perhaps...ON THIS VERY SITE!

Posted: October 7, 2003, 12:43 pm
by Voronwë
children have stupid ideas because......THEY ARE CHILDREN!

:p

Posted: October 7, 2003, 12:47 pm
by Taly
good grief, the future is in major trouble.

Posted: October 7, 2003, 1:47 pm
by Dregor Thule
Ok, fess up.. those were really posts from this board, weren't they!

Posted: October 7, 2003, 2:09 pm
by Aslanna
Toshira wrote:not really.

you could probably find equally foolish comments by adults just as quickly. Perhaps...ON THIS VERY SITE!
This site has adults?

Posted: October 7, 2003, 2:27 pm
by Pilsburry
I have to assume most of those posts were made as jokes to fuck with peoples heads.

Because noone has a 2 inch penis when erect....and a lot of those posters do. I mean seriously....that would probably set records for smallest penis.

Posted: October 7, 2003, 2:46 pm
by Nilaman
Yall doomed.

Luckily I have been building a sekret bomb shelter to live in when the shit hits the fan and everyone starts "j/o"ing with their friends while having sex with 4 6th graders.

Posted: October 7, 2003, 3:36 pm
by kyoukan
Pilsburry wrote:Because noone has a 2 inch penis when erect....
No pils they really do get that big. Usually even larger. Amazing huh?

Posted: October 7, 2003, 4:04 pm
by Sylvus
kyoukan wrote:
Pilsburry wrote:Because noone has a 2 inch penis when erect....
No pils they really do get that big. Usually even larger. Amazing huh?
I didn't want to brag, but I'm at least a good quarter inch longer than that!

Posted: October 7, 2003, 4:13 pm
by Shanter
Jesus Christ :shock:

:lol:

Posted: October 7, 2003, 4:40 pm
by Siji
Yes my child?

Posted: October 7, 2003, 4:51 pm
by Pilsburry
It's always nice to know how bad of a problem some posters here have with ADD.

Go back and look at my post Kyou....

I mean is it not possible for you to follow a post with a length that short?

I clearly stated I think that would set a record for worlds smallest penis...now your acting like I'm shocked they get that *big*? Wtf?

You have to go back to flame school bitch...because your shits tired.

Posted: October 7, 2003, 5:01 pm
by Drustwyn
Pilsburry wrote:You have to go back to flame school bitch...because your shits tired.
Actually... I thought it was hilarious.

Posted: October 7, 2003, 5:43 pm
by Sylvus
Pilsburry wrote:You have to go back to flame school bitch...because your shits tired.
And you need to go back to grammar school. Not because of your occasionally poor grammar, but because you're about as socially and emotionally mature as a child.

Might want to go to humor camp over summer vacation as well. I'll echo Drustwyn's comments about that being some funny shit.

Posted: October 7, 2003, 5:55 pm
by Voronwë
Pils its a joke. jeezus

Posted: October 7, 2003, 6:37 pm
by Melrin_Specclaster
Shit I got at LEAST an inch on that. Hell, maybe an inch and a half.

Although, a girl I talk to, one of her friends was sleeping with this guy, and she said he was 2-3 inches tops....hard....so I guess its possible. He better hope his fingers and tongue are in good shape.

Posted: October 7, 2003, 7:00 pm
by Xzion
Melrin_Specclaster wrote: Although, a girl I talk to, one of her friends was sleeping with this guy, and she said he was 2-3 inches tops....hard....so I guess its possible. He better hope his fingers and tongue are in good shape.
damn i feel like a big man

Posted: October 7, 2003, 7:12 pm
by Rivera Bladestrike
Image

Posted: October 7, 2003, 8:06 pm
by Aslanna
By the way, thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. Everyone, sing!

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

Chorus:
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Chorus

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

Posted: October 7, 2003, 8:17 pm
by Skogen
Aslanna wrote:By the way, thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. Everyone, sing!

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

Chorus:
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me
The greatest love of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to love yourself
It is the greatest love of all

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

Chorus

And if by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a lonely place
Find your strength in love

FUCK YOU!!!11!!1!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!11!

Posted: October 8, 2003, 12:28 am
by Zamtuk
Aslanna wrote:By the way, thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. Everyone, sing!

I believe the children are our future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside
Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be
Everybody searching for a hero
People need someone to look up to
I never found anyone to fulfill my needs
A lonely place to be
So I learned to depend on me

Chorus:
I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
If I fail, if I succeed
At least I live as I believe
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my dignity
Because the greatest love of all
Is happening to me
I found the greatest love of all
Inside of me...
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!

Posted: October 8, 2003, 2:33 am
by Pilsburry
Melrin, that girl who said the man had a 2-3 inch penis hard tops.....was probably upset with the man because he didn't call her back.

I'd take most comments like that with a grain of salt, they are probably biased. Although if he did a hit and run he deserves the bad press.

As for the people who think Kyoukan is funny, I truly feel sorry for you. That was the worst flame ever. I hope your attempts at cyber sex with her pay off, because otherwise your making asses out of yourself for nothing. Think about it.

Posted: October 8, 2003, 2:59 am
by Xyun
Pils you're an idiot.

Posted: October 8, 2003, 10:40 am
by Xouqoa
I thought it was funny as well. Kyou, is 8pm good for our nightly session? I'll be on MSN!

And Pils, good job on the Energizer (batteries) commercial. I didn't know you had acting talent! Good to see them letting you just be yourself in it, though.

Note for the humor impaired: Both of the above are jokes. Kyou won't cyber me (I've tried!) and I know Pilsbury wasn't really in that commercial, but it reminds me of him. I'd post a link if I could find it, but it's the one where the 4 guys are driving in the car on a road trip and the driver won't SHUT UP. =)

Posted: October 8, 2003, 2:59 pm
by Pilsburry
Ok, Kyoukan is a small titted bitch.

OMG how funny, what a creative flame. Grats me.

Posted: October 8, 2003, 3:01 pm
by Sylvus
Pilsburry wrote:As for the people who think Kyoukan is funny, I truly feel sorry for you. That was the worst flame ever. I hope your attempts at cyber sex with her pay off, because otherwise your making asses out of yourself for nothing. Think about it.
You're such a douchebag. "Think about it." Okay, I've thought about it, what sort of epiphany am I supposed to have? Kyoukan is funny, in that "Oh haha, she made a funny comment" sort of way. You're funny too, in a "What sort of excrutiatingly banal rant or ludicrously reasoned opinion will he present today" kind of way. Does that joke really bother you that badly? Since you obviously can't recognize it, the humor lies in that she took what you said completely out of context to make it sound like you said something you didn't, and then responded in kind.

You are not the authority on anything, least of all humor or interpersonal relationships, so kindly laugh at what the funny lady said and shrug it off. Your perception of most things is so horribly skewed that in no way was your comment about the rest of us being asses viewed by anyone as an insult. And when I say anyone, I mean me, because I wouldn't presume to speak for others. Think about it...

In your head. We don't need a 14 page response.

Posted: October 8, 2003, 3:16 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Sylvus, this is for you:

Image

Posted: October 8, 2003, 4:08 pm
by Dexail
vacation at:
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Posted: October 8, 2003, 4:19 pm
by kyoukan
hahahah

Posted: October 8, 2003, 6:00 pm
by masteen
Wow, teh BIG gold star! :lol:

Posted: October 8, 2003, 6:11 pm
by Skogen
poor pils. :cry:

Posted: October 8, 2003, 6:25 pm
by Drustwyn
Pilsburry wrote:As for the people who think Kyoukan is funny, I truly feel sorry for you. That was the worst flame ever. I hope your attempts at cyber sex with her pay off, because otherwise your making asses out of yourself for nothing. Think about it.
Umm Pils. I have been around VV for a long time.. back on IGN boards and everything and have NEVER attacked you personally (though I've had opportunity).

So we disagree on what we find funny... and you freak out. WTF. Chill out. She could have said that to me and I would have laughed my ass off. It's called humor.