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Does anyone else get this?

Since there has been a lot of discussion on beer, pubs, and drinking in general, I thought it only fair to discuss one of the less popular but every bit as real aspects of the topic. The dreaded whiskeydick. For me at least, there is no greater sense of panic than when you are with a woman and you feel it setting in. First comes the akwardness, then the shame, shortly after the apologizing, and ulitmately the remainder of the night spent silently weeping alone. Yet noone talks about it... I know I can't be the only one.

Nah, but I have passed out during the act before...

"So, you want to come over tonight?"
/slap

What? No...never.

But then again I've never gotten sex so regularly that I wasn't skipping circles around the room in anticipation either.

It actually helps sober you up to have sex...I think it's slighty more sobering then a long hot shower.

I've almost made some bad judgement calls while drunk tho.

what are we talking about?

I thought temporary impotency while drunk?

what he said

I thought you at first ment, your dick smelled like whiskey. wtf

How about impotency durring a hangover?

scotch penix

I have gotten it before, but it is a rare occurance.

Never ever had the problem from booze but there was this one time after playing Doom on acid all day. . .didn't go well AT ALL (><)

Pilsburry wrote:What? No...never.

I don't think drinking a case pabst, whacking off all over yourself and passing out in the bathtub in a pool of your own tears of lonliness counts as sexual performance while intoxicated; so you should stay out of the thread, there casanova.

kyoukan wrote:

Pilsburry wrote:What? No...never.

I don't think drinking a case pabst, whacking off all over yourself and passing out in the bathtub in a pool of your own tears of lonliness counts as sexual performance while intoxicated; so you should stay out of the thread, there casanova.

Ha
I am sure your hubby suffers from Kyoukadick, the inability to perform with an ugly midget slavering over the Penix.

I have had it go both ways. Much like playing pool, you hit that magic amount of alchohol imbibed and you are just unstoppable.

never.

i have puked passed out on the floor and been revived by mouth to unit resuscusitation. finding that i was fully operational even while unconcious.

i've been so utterly fucked up on just about anything and never been impaired, so for the rest of you sorry bastards, all i can say is hahaha

I've had sex during an alcohol induced black out. The only reason I even found out is because she left her panties behind.

Thankfully, she wasn't beastly. I was REALLY glad to find out my beer goggles aren't strong enough to let me hump a wookie.

Usually if I know I am going to have fun with some ladies, I sort of pace myself. I have only had it once and it was Super Bowl, getting laid that night was like the last thing I was expecting that night.

Voronwë wrote:never.

i have puked passed out on the floor and been revived by mouth to unit resuscusitation.

HAHAHA

kyoukan wrote:

Pilsburry wrote:What? No...never.

I don't think drinking a case pabst, whacking off all over yourself and passing out in the bathtub in a pool of your own tears of lonliness counts as sexual performance while intoxicated; so you should stay out of the thread, there casanova.

*dies*

oh man, I'm cryin' here!! too funny!!

sorry pils!

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:I have had it go both ways. Much like playing pool, you hit that magic amount of alchohol imbibed and you are just unstoppable.

Same here. If I have too much, forget it, I am useless. With juuuuust the right amount, however, its da bomb!

Of course then theres those of us that get the opposite of whiskey dick. It can be quite a pain in the (nm poor choice of words) when you cant get off. Staying hard as a rock and tearing it up for what seems like hours eventually just get tired of trying and give in and pass out.

Atokal wrote:Ha
I am sure your hubby suffers from Kyoukadick, the inability to perform with an ugly midget slavering over the Penix.

well that lasted almost 3 whole days. I thought you promised you were going to stop being such a stupid fucking unfunny troll who has to respond to every post I make? Or did that promise go down with every other time you've said you were going to do something at fucking fail at it?

I was REALLY glad to find out my beer goggles aren't strong enough to let me hump a wookie.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!