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Alright. Seeing how none of you slack-asses provided any topic suggestions, Drolgin and I are offering 25,000 VVs for the best story topic contest with two 10,000 VV prizes awarded for creative suggestions.

Rules as follows:

1) Since the topic is for a story contest, topics must require a story as an answer.

2) Topic entry deadline is Wednesday, October 1 at midnight.

3) A poll will be created no later than 12:00 PM Eastern on Thursday to allow the VeeshanVault community to vote on the best topic. Numbers from the poll will be considered final on Friday, October 3 at midnight.

4) Two runner ups - which may not necessarily be the second best suggestions, but may be the funniest - decided by Drolgin and myself.

As posted in the subject, this contest is leading up to a 100,000 VV give-away story contest. So make your topic count!

i am assuming one topic entry per person?

Deneve wrote:i am assuming one topic entry per person?

Nope. But only the top 10 topics will qualify for the poll.

Topic: "Best getting cought story"

Could be something as simple as trying to sneak a snack while on a diet and getting busted in some horrid way.

Could be about a time you tried to out run the cops and got busted.

Might be interesting.

Edit: added examples

Best "how i nearly shat myself" or "how I shat myself".

Those are usually really funny.

Edit. Not entirely sure about the 1st rule. Does that imply that I must post a story of said topic?

"Most embarrising thing you have done to your parents"
or "Annoying Habits" or "Worst thing you masterbated to" or "Favorite Revenge"

How about "My first time smoking pole."

Couple of ideas coming:

-The most beautifull and the ugliest thing you said to a boyfriend/girlfriend

-The most horrible thing you made or people made to you while you was out of control (i.e drunk)


-The things people make you believe and you did for a long time

- Best present you ever received

- Best excuse you used to avoid going somewhere or doing something you didnt wanted to do, and have you been busted with it (can be usefull for non imaginative ppl that may need it )

- One of the occasion when you thought: "this world is really fucked up, and what other people are thinking !!?". What i wanted to say is: What made you think that.

-One of the time you thought: Life is beautifull, it worth living it! What made you think that

Think im done..if more will come i may post them...work is sooo boring

"sotally tober" stories... After you and/or friends have been drinking like fishes.

Craziest place to have sex.

Have you ever been caught doing it?

/shrugs Works for the radio stations.

Earliest childhood memory

First crush/love

First time arrested (or stopped by police)

The best thing your friend ever did for you


Favorite VV poster(s)

Topics that come to mind (not necessarily stories):

Have you seen the person you lost your virginity to? What do they look like now? ( I have a story related to this topic and it involves cow-tipping)

Why can't underage laws be changed to be more uniform. You can vote, doe for your country, smoke and have a family at age 18, but you cannot drink until 21? Bullshit. Its one or the other.

Related: If you are over the age of 70, you must reapply for your driver's license. Get off the road you old bastards. Get in the friggin box!

Poopie stories. What did you eat as a kid that passed through you. Please, no homo-erotic stories from the newly discovered gays. I want kid stories, not alter boy reminiscing.

Here's one for all the kiddies: Most awkward Puberty discovery: Nocturnal Emissions, Sexual orientation, Lack of grooming, Goth phase, piercing, turtle love .. etc ..


That is all.

Goth phase

meep

I ate/drank what??!!?!

Worst/best hazing incident.

Things I did to torture my siblings.

Biggest lie on a resume.

I wish I had my video camera when ____.

Public Nekkedness: To laugh or Cry?

Could be personal or someone else...


Most ackward experience at the workplace.

Caught In The Act : Weirdest way you have masturbated and gotten caught...ala couch fucking.

Best practical joke you have ever pulled at work....and whether you got fired for it.

Oh, I got another one, funniest halloween costume you have ever worn...some people in my grade at school are all going trick - or - treating this year. One is dressing up as a penis, one as a vagina, and like 10 as sperm .

Worst day at work

Worst thing you've ever said before you realized you said it, or it came out wrong and you didn't realize how it sounded until well after the fact.

Worst case of blueballs?

best revenge evar wrecked forth on someone who pissed ya off earlier

beat you on that one

eh, too lazy to read whole thread

The biggest lie you've ever got away with, admitted to, or have been caught telling.

The most Jerry Springer moment of your life.

"Is sitting on your hand until it goes numb..then masturbating with that hand so you can pretend it is someone else the same as cheating? Discuss"

"The time you thought about pulling the trigger but didn't"

Why does my bottle of lemon juice have "artifical lemon flavor" and my dish liquid have "real lemon juice"?

"Who do you fantasize about when you are having sex with your significant other?"

"What is the biggest skeleton you have in your closet?"

"What is your biggest regret?"

"Bob Saget - Worst Comedian Ever...or Furtive Child Molester?"

"If you could change any one event in your life, what would it be and why?"

Regards,

Moon

How about the best "No shit, there I was..." story?

New one (work is boring)

-One of the time you brgin to laugh without being able to stop in a situation where laughing was one of the worst thing to do.

-One thing you did against the opinion or without approbation of the biggest part of your family/close friends

-Thing you feel the most guilty about, that you did or was here...or whatever. (kicked this poor harmless little boy just because you had a bad mark at school, drive totally drunk with friends in car..)

-First time you had sex, how was it, where did it happen?

-What would you do if you win the lottery (several millions of dollars)

-If you could choose one suranural power..which one would you pick and why?

-What is the thing you fear the most, you are the most afraid of..(dark, spiders)

-If you could be a character of a movie,cartoon, anime or manga..which one would you be and why
Edit: Adding idea when they come

Xoxo wrote:-If you could choose one suranural power..which one would you pick and why?

I sure wish, as your sig says, that you were drunk when you wrote that.

The time you met a celebrity, or your own 15 minutes of fame, local, national ... WORLDWIDE.

To increase or decrease breast size...how big is TOO big?

Cockamaimie cock stories! Couldn't get it up! It wouldn't go down? Couldn't get it in??? What's your story??

You guys have to remember, they have to be topics people can tell GOOD stories about. The stories will have to be voted on.

Got another idea here.

Worst trade (in EQ). What was the worst trade you made. Ever sell a manastone to a vendor? Ever trade a FBSS for a 2hs lammy? Ever leave off a zero on uberitem02? Tell us about em.

Most memorable CR. I remember one time OG tried to kill Inny and we ended up wiping twice because of a shaman pet. I was left to solo him and I did not do well. The raid musta started at 7PM, didn't even get a necro to hate to summon people until 6AM. Man was it awful.

Thanks Drolgin...didnt see i misstyped it..typo > me. But i laughed when i see it and a laugh was just what i needed

The most idiotic thing you've ever done

in life? easy, didnt kiss her back
/sigh