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Uh..

Posted: September 16, 2003, 3:31 pm
by Siji
http://www.ncbuy.com//news/wireless_new ... 6E8S030916

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Do you think your job stinks? You could be a Flatus Odor Judge.
That's just one of several of the Worst Jobs in Science according to the editors of "Popular Science" magazine, who just compiled the list for the latest issue.

Topping the chart for worst jobs are the odor judges at a Minneapolis gastroenterologist -- they're are paid to smell people's farts to determine potentially critical medical symptoms.

The second crappiest science job is being a Dysentery Stool-Sample Analyzer. That's a person who opens stool canisters and analyzes feces to test the effectiveness of the kit.

Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes, comes in third, beating out jobs like Prison Rape Researcher, Carcass Cleaner and Fish Counter.

:oops:

Re: Uh..

Posted: September 16, 2003, 3:36 pm
by Zamtuk
Siji wrote:Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes...
Anyone else seen this skit on the Andy Dick show?

Posted: September 16, 2003, 3:54 pm
by Spankes
It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
- Clerks

Posted: September 16, 2003, 4:02 pm
by Burke
Where is Assistant Crack Whore on that list?

/props to Norm MacDonald

Re: Uh..

Posted: September 16, 2003, 4:13 pm
by Aabidano
Siji wrote:Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes
Friend of mine and his Dad do that for a living up in WI and MN. They make damn good money.

Re: Uh..

Posted: September 16, 2003, 9:09 pm
by Asheran Mojomaster
Aabidano wrote:
Siji wrote:Meanwhile, the Barnyard Masturbator, a researcher who collects semen for insemination purposes
Friend of mine and his Dad do that for a living up in WI and MN. They make damn good money.
Oh shit!! People will pay you for that?!?! All this time, I've been doing it for free!