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I gotta come up with one tomorrow, i know ill probobly doing some dmb quote.

Any suggestions? has to be whitty and semi-humorous (imo)

O'Doyle rules.

Why... Why the woman with the penis.

edit - jesus i cant spell

"We came...We saw...We really fucked things up this time."

"You're in my No Zone!"

"It smells like sex in here"

Sit upon a rooftop wanting to change the world
to my surprise the world wanted to change me

"Dude what's mine say?"

Sweet, what's mine say?

She looked 18.

"So, she is my teacher...we are in love!"

"I like bitches, all kind of bitches, to take off my shirt and pull down my breeches."
-Geto Boys

"I swear i didnt know she was 3!"

"The graveyards are full of indispensable men"
-Charles DeGaule

Not witty or funny, but would make people go "WTF?" every time they read it.

What's RL?

"Fix yourself girl, you've got a camel toe" - Fanny Pack

"I am a moron with no taste in music."

"Generation Next"

Slightly off-topic, but this thread reminded me of my Senior Class saying...

"Lick my plate, we're gonna graduate"

How fucking stupid is that??

I'm not even sure what the fuck it was supposed to mean. Kind of embarrassing.

So pick something you won't be embarrassed about when you look back later in life. You don't want to have that "boy was I a retard" feeling like my entire senior class.

anything but "what a long strange trip it's been."

my senior quote (on why i wasn't valedictorian):
"it's a small price to pay for a social life."

"i'm a drama queen"



hi clatis

Hey Trias ~

Fogdogs names still Fogdog Hatestrias ~ jfi

Our senior slogan was a little better "Class of 92 was here, bottoms up, have a beer" And of course we spray painted it on the 2nd floor of the building in like 4ft tall florescent orange letters.

Anyway we didn't have senior quotes individually, or not that I knew of...I didn't get too involved in yearbook stuff because I went to 4 HS and didn't really grow attached to any place.

Just don't do something gay or out of your actual personality type. Don't pretend to be a party animal in your quote if you weren't....everyone will know the truth.

If your in the band you could always do "this one time at band camp..."

"Fuck College! I'm late for the Raid!"

or

"Santa touched me where I pee"

"I want to dip my balls in it"

Whole bunch of good quotes on this website...i think its posted somewhere on this board but ill save you the time of digging it up...

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/quotes.html

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns (1896-1996)

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

and my personal favorite...

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

This is what I've come up with:

Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.
- John Nash

No need to bear the weight of your worries,
Just let them all fall away.
- Dave Matthews Band

Dude whats mine say?
- Ashton Kuther (haha, I laughed when I read that one)

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
- Vinnie Jones

I trust everyone. It's the devil inside the person I don't trust.
- Charles Herman

Despite my privalidged upbringing, I'm actually quite well balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders.
- John Nash (My names Chip irl)

There's no such thing as "for sure". Thats the only sure thing I do know.
- Charles Herman.

Make it into a sterotypical personal ad.

"Hi my name is Clatis, I like moonlit walks on the beach blah blah blah"

This place was great....... for me to poop on.

"I asked people on Veeshan Vault to think up a quote because I couldn't."

" Beavers and Ducks " or "A Smoke and a Pancake"
All our qoutes were mainly L337 type speak , everything jammed together and so on , the funniest one involved K-Mart and urinating off the roof.
The insightfull ones are nice but they are still plagerised , I would try something of your own. My was 4 simple letters , WTFO. many people thought up their own meaning for it ,, all the car guys/gals thought it was wide the F open , etc ... (although that could have went for the sluts too

Clatis wrote:Despite my privalidged upbringing, I'm actually quite well balanced. I have a chip on both shoulders.
- John Nash (My names Chip irl)

Use that one exactly how it's written

"Words are only the bullets in truth's bandolier, and Poets are the snipers"

Then again, people could then start banning poetry as terrorism...hmm

There is no bottom to worse.


This too shall pass.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action. -Goethe

Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

How about:

"I won't miss any of you in college."

High school sucked ass and college was where life really began for me.

Smiles and cries.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. ~ oscar wilde

i thought it was a good idea at the time


thats my classes motto i need to think of a senior quote too =-\

"I'm a woman trapped in a mans body"

"You know what the fellow said: In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love--they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.'' - Orsen Wells (playing Harrly Lime, to Joseph Cotton's Holly Martins in The Third Man)