VeeshanVault

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 5:53 pm**

Behold, the thread where you can ask and hopefully find out the meaning to terms you've always been unsure of the meaning to. For me, it's blanket statement. What exactly is a blanket statement? Is it saying something without backing it up?

also, does anyone else get weirded out when someone uses one of the sayings from one of those dumb .gif photos like welcome to last week?

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 5:56 pm**

blanket statement = generalizing, at least to me

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:11 pm**

fuck you abelard

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:17 pm**

I hate it when people use the term 'Behold' to start posts on Internet message boards in the 21st century. Said people are asshats.

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:19 pm**

Is Abelard asshat or fucktard? Teh world may never know!

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:28 pm**

masteen wrote:Is Abelard asshat or fucktard? Teh world may never know!

how about both?

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:36 pm**

"We've got chemistry. Can you feel it?"
"I felt it."
"Alright, Janice."

I can feel the love oozing in this thread.

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:48 pm**

What exactly is a "fucktard". Please define it for me in the same format that Merriam-Webster would use. I would like to enjoy using this word on a more day to day basis as it does sound interesting, but I require a proper definition to more fully understand the use of this fine word.

Thank you.

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:55 pm**

Diae Soulmender wrote:What exactly is a "fucktard". Please define it for me in the same format that Merriam-Webster would use. I would like to enjoy using this word on a more day to day basis as it does sound interesting, but I require a proper definition to more fully understand the use of this fine word.

Thank you.

Main Entry: 1fuck·tard
Pronunciation: fuk-'tärd
Function: noun
Etymology: American Internet slang. Combination of the words "fucking" and "retard."
transitive senses
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment : IMPEDE
2 : to delay cultural progress by failure to promote intransitive senses : to undergo fucktardation

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:58 pm**

masteen wrote:
Diae Soulmender wrote:What exactly is a "fucktard". Please define it for me in the same format that Merriam-Webster would use. I would like to enjoy using this word on a more day to day basis as it does sound interesting, but I require a proper definition to more fully understand the use of this fine word.

Thank you.
Main Entry: 1fuck·tard
Pronunciation: fuk-'tärd
Function: noun
Etymology: American Internet slang. Combination of the words "fucking" and "retard."
transitive senses
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment : IMPEDE
2 : to delay cultural progress by failure to promote intransitive senses : to undergo fucktardation
3 : Cartalas, Metanis, Atokal

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 6:58 pm**

Interesting! Thank you Mr Masteen. I feel much more confident in using this new word.

May your day have much fucktardation in it.
You Sir are a fucktard!
That is soooo fucktarded.

Yes, I feel it.

Thank you for calling ******* may I get your account number, fucktard.

No you fucktard you cant do that! You are so fucktarded!

Yes, this new word is mine. I own it.

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 7:00 pm**

Glad to be of service to the community!

p.s. roofles, Aranuil!

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 7:02 pm**

I aim to please.

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 7:02 pm**

Adelrune Argenti wrote:"We've got chemistry. Can you feel it?"
"I felt it."
"Alright, Janice."

I can feel the love oozing in this thread.

ROFL I LOVE that commercial!

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 7:05 pm**

Acies wrote:...

Speaking of fucktards...

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 7:54 pm**

I like the word behold.

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 8:02 pm**

masteen wrote:
Acies wrote:...
Speaking of fucktards...

Do they ever shut up on your planet nimrod?

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 8:04 pm**

Abelard wrote:I like the word behold.

There was no real hate in my post. I was just fucking with you.

Posted: **August 15, 2003, 8:05 pm**

Posted: **August 16, 2003, 11:16 am**

Why do people from Wisconsin say "and that" at the end of most of their sentences. Like "I am cooking potatoes, and that".

Posted: **August 16, 2003, 11:47 am**

That's a good question, Krimson. I never really noticed it until I met my girlfriend's dad last year. He likes to tell stories, like re-living his experiences, and uses "and that" to end nearly every sentence. When I noticed this it drove me nuts; I couldn't hardly pay attention to the stories because I was so tuned into all the "and that"'s. Eventually I got used to it.

Posted: **August 16, 2003, 12:30 pm**

My husband was born in Wisconsin, but moved away before he finished high school. Thank God he either never picked up that habit, or he dropped it before we met.

I had a history teacher in high school who ended every sentence with 'on it.'

"How are you doing on it?"
"Don't forget your reports are due this friday on it."

BTW Masteen, you listed fucktard as a noun but provided verb-type definitions:p

Posted: **August 16, 2003, 6:13 pm**

my family on my dad's side is from WI, they end everything with "eh"
no recollection of "and that"
different dialect... yar.

Posted: **August 16, 2003, 7:08 pm**

Ya, Dontcha know....

Posted: **August 16, 2003, 8:07 pm**

You betcha...

Posted: **August 16, 2003, 8:41 pm**

when i go to colorado on vacation they always respond to anything you say with, "for sure", or "no doubt"

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 1:11 am**

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MISSPELL A LOT OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 2:27 am**

Behold OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of Aranuil the Fucktard's posts

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 10:25 am**

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 12:21 pm**

This time?

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 12:37 pm**

Yeah I know... but... usually they at least TRY... I think...

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 6:24 pm**

Dregor Thule wrote:This time?

i wonder how many people thought that excact thought after reading Kyra's post, heheh

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 8:04 pm**

Kyra must be exchanging picts with Aranuil. BTW Kyra when you have anything to say of interest please post. Until then you should WAHHHH STFU!!!11!

Posted: **August 17, 2003, 10:58 pm**

Ever notice how people from Chicago, when they talk about going somewhere usually say something along the lines of "I'm gonna go with", ending their sentance with the word with?

Posted: **August 18, 2003, 12:15 am**

Atokal wrote:Behold OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of Aranuil the Fucktard's posts

ROFL!!!!

Posted: **August 18, 2003, 12:42 am**

Yes, my Chicago friends always use the phrase "I'm gonna go with" as in "I'm going to go with you".

Speaking of which you said "gonna" here is something for you, ever notice people from Michigan often don't say the G's on the end of words. For example "Going out" turns into "Goin' out" it's one of the ways you can use to narrow down peoples backgrounds. Obviously the ever popular "Pop, soda, coke" will get the intial weeding accomplished quickly.

As for "Blanket Statement" yes it's like "generalization" it's a statement you make that covers a large group etc...

Fucktard....eh...it's just a combo for someone who is not only a fucker, but also retarded. Fairly self explanatory.

Now AssClown....AssClown can get confusing.

Posted: **August 18, 2003, 12:53 am**

I've always liked the term 'Asshat', but I've been unable to find any etymological information on the word.

Posted: **August 18, 2003, 4:39 pm**

"Nice ass, can I wear it as a hat?"

Not that that makes any sense, either.

Posted: **August 18, 2003, 4:46 pm**

Do they speak English on what?

Posted: **August 18, 2003, 4:46 pm**

Etasi wrote:"Nice ass, can I wear it as a hat?"

Not that that makes any sense, either.

making things clearer

Posted: **August 18, 2003, 4:53 pm**

reminds me of this book I read a few years ago:
The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat
by Dr. Oliver Sachs
The title actually comes from an incident in the first case history where a music professor, his brain stem deteriorating, actually thought that his wife's head was his hat.

VeeshanVault

terms?

terms?