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stupid papercut.

someone kiss it better plz.

Awww!

A man is looking for a certain prostitute in a bar he was told about. He asks the bartender about her and he points her out. He asks her whats the going rate and she says $100. He says fine, and gives her $200. They fuck eachother's brains out and part ways. After a couple of days he comes back and gives her another $200 bucks. They go at it again and he leaves. Another few days pass and he comes back with another 200. The fuck once again, afterwards the girl gets curious about all this money and asks him why he pays twice what she asks. He says shes worth it but he affraid that hes not going to see her anymore. She then asks about his accent which is similar to hers and wonders if hes from Denfield. He says he is. Then she asks if he knows her parents Chris and Macy Miller.
He says of course i know them, they are the ones that gave me the $600 to give to you!

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:stupid papercut.

someone kiss it better plz.

Done and done.

i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

i hope it's not a cardboard papercut, those suck :/

Sunserae wrote:i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

i hope it's not a cardboard papercut, those suck :/

I lost an arm to one of those once. It wasn't pretty.

True Bok. I was right there with you in Nam. Boy those were the days. Yeeehaaaa shoot em up!

Poor teh Drolgin

Worst paper cut ever: manila folder. I shudder at the memory.

at least it wasn't on your tongue, those are fun, and i've done that,sadly.

*kisses it better*

if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.

Stragi wrote:drolgin and i made love at ff

You two-timing bitch!

So much !

*sniffle*

Drolgin paper cut remedy...

Pinch the cut together and use a SMALL amount of crazy glue. Not only will this protect the cut but it eliminates the pain too

Will wallpaper paste work?

Sunserae wrote:i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~

/agree Suns So Drolgin, I'll just lend you my crazy glue and give you a comforting pat on the shoulder.

One woman is more than enough!

Rawr.

Your avatar scares me Etasi!

Rasspotari wrote:if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.

i can agree with that, i work in a kitchen and can always count at least halfa dozen cuts on my hands, donna bother me much till i get wine, vinegar, or salt on my hands, then i discover about 8 more little cuts

[quote="Sunserae"]i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~



Who?




Kisses Drolgin's booboo

I dunno Drolgin LOL, try it and let me know

Deneve wrote:

Rasspotari wrote:if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.

i can agree with that, i work in a kitchen and can always count at least halfa dozen cuts on my hands, donna bother me much till i get wine, vinegar, or salt on my hands, then i discover about 8 more little cuts

Heh, you are a cutter eh? I'm a burner, I never cut myself in the kitchen, but I got more burns then I can count at any given time

Gemily wrote:

Sunserae wrote:i fear if another female kisses teh dorf, that poor individual will have her ass promptly kicked by she who will not be named~



Who?




Kisses Drolgin's booboo

OMG, do you read the board at all? The answer is out there.....

/waves to the big yellow face!

Guess I dont read it as good as you.

I'll give you a hint.

If I come home from work without having inflicted any of that type of wounds on my customers, it's been a good day.

Hi Etasi!

Pherr the Dorf wrote:Heh, you are a cutter eh? I'm a burner, I never cut myself in the kitchen, but I got more burns then I can count at any given time

yeah, i only get burnt once in a while, mostly do salads so lots of cuttin and not much fire involved =(

Gemily wrote:

Pherr the Dorf wrote:

Deneve wrote:

Rasspotari wrote:if ya dont come home from work , happy about not having at least 4-5 bleeding wounds on your hands / arms / shoulder. from bites scratches or beating, then i have no gnome hugz for you.

now if you're like me, and simply look at those daily wounds and smile because you love your job, i will bring you hot chocolate and cookies.

i can agree with that, i work in a kitchen and can always count at least halfa dozen cuts on my hands, donna bother me much till i get wine, vinegar, or salt on my hands, then i discover about 8 more little cuts

Heh, you are a cutter eh? I'm a burner, I never cut myself in the kitchen, but I got more burns then I can count at any given time

i work with kids that are mentally behind (mental capacity of a 6month old up to 2/3 year old) and or physically deficiant (in wheelchairs, have problems walking) etc.
and the cuts, bruises come from for example the 230 lbs individual that at age 6 sent the first of many to the hospital. (he is 18 now)
and yes, i do love my job