Sugar Smacks and Urine
Posted: August 9, 2003, 4:54 pm
Bah Poll no need for a message
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Posted: August 9, 2003, 5:31 pm
what the hell is a sugar smack?
Posted: August 9, 2003, 5:53 pm
wtf?
Posted: August 9, 2003, 5:57 pm
Do you mean the cereal with the cartoon frog on it?
Posted: August 9, 2003, 6:05 pm
If youre sniffing your own piss, you have issues.
holy shit....
Posted: August 9, 2003, 6:17 pm
I've never posted a single post on VV. Just a reader for the last few months, but had to break my regime of reading, getting pissed, getting happy, laughing hysterically, and deciding not to post...
It wasn't 2 days ago that I had a major sugar breakdown (severely hypoglycemic, so I don't touch sugar). Went to the local store and bought a box of Sugar Smacks and a half gallon of milk. I comminced to eating the whole fucking box until I was bouncing around and cleaning everything in sight.
Next morning I was standing in the bathroom taking one of those pisses that borderlines orgasm, and actually called my wife into the bathroom...
Ducru says "Honey, do you smell Sugar Smacks?"
Wife replies, "Yes...?"
Ducru says, "It's my piss... from eating all that shit yesterday I guess. Thought I was crazy."
Wife replies, "Thank you for this lovely experience... asshole."
Had to share the story=)
Duc
It wasn't 2 days ago that I had a major sugar breakdown (severely hypoglycemic, so I don't touch sugar). Went to the local store and bought a box of Sugar Smacks and a half gallon of milk. I comminced to eating the whole fucking box until I was bouncing around and cleaning everything in sight.
Next morning I was standing in the bathroom taking one of those pisses that borderlines orgasm, and actually called my wife into the bathroom...
Ducru says "Honey, do you smell Sugar Smacks?"
Wife replies, "Yes...?"
Ducru says, "It's my piss... from eating all that shit yesterday I guess. Thought I was crazy."
Wife replies, "Thank you for this lovely experience... asshole."
Had to share the story=)
Duc
Posted: August 9, 2003, 6:32 pm
JACKASS!
Posted: August 9, 2003, 7:18 pm
They took Sugar out of the name a few years back b/c as everyone knows sugar = da debil
Posted: August 10, 2003, 1:37 am
EWWWW
Posted: August 10, 2003, 2:52 am
HAHAH Ducru, that was such a great first post. I <3 u now. :D
Posted: August 10, 2003, 2:52 am
Jackass!
On another note, i have no clue what sugar smacks are, but that sounds freaky.
On another note, i have no clue what sugar smacks are, but that sounds freaky.
Posted: August 10, 2003, 2:56 am
Dude I get that smell even without eating the Smacks. I don't understand it but I thought I was the only one until I read this post. Now I think it has something to do with blood sugar levels. I am borderline type 2 diabetic (basically means the drs want my money so I have to check blood sugar once a week) so I have the gear to test my blood sugar next time I get that smell.
Posted: August 10, 2003, 8:59 am
Nah, you're just too young to know that you will be checking what comes out of your body as you get older since it's a very good indication to how healthy you are.Raistin wrote:If youre sniffing your own piss, you have issues.
I haven't eaten a sugar smack in years but I think I want to try this out now.
Posted: August 10, 2003, 11:59 am
Posted: August 10, 2003, 12:35 pm
Ducru.. best.. first.. post.. ever!
Jackass.
Jackass.
Posted: August 10, 2003, 11:13 pm
Leave to my old friend Duc to make a first post (hiya jackass) like that. Just don't ask Ducru about his velvet couch or a nerf football 
Posted: August 11, 2003, 3:02 am
You know, I always noticed that all my life after eating Smacks. Never bothered mentioning it to anyone, but yeah. I smell sugar smacks from pissing all daylong if i eat them for breakfast. And no, I don't bend over the fucking toilet and sniff my piss... but in say, a urinal, you can smell your own piss sometimes~
Posted: August 11, 2003, 10:47 am
It's not like you gotta bend over the bowl or take a sample in a cup, either. Unless you've totally eroded your sinuses, you'll smell it.
Pherralic!
Posted: August 11, 2003, 11:41 am
HAHA. had forgotten about that drunken night in KC...
The couch was velure btw not velvet...
And it was a Nerf basketball not football...
And my dick was waterproof for 3 days.
Fun times. Hit me in game bro. Miss seeing you around.
Ducru
The couch was velure btw not velvet...
And it was a Nerf basketball not football...
And my dick was waterproof for 3 days.
Fun times. Hit me in game bro. Miss seeing you around.
Ducru
Posted: August 11, 2003, 1:21 pm
Obviously some people have never eaten asparagus or drank insane amounts of coffee/espresso. Although, IMO, sugar smacks sounds a much better "smell" alternative.
I voted NO - but only because I haven't eaten sugar smacks that I can remember.
I voted NO - but only because I haven't eaten sugar smacks that I can remember.
Posted: August 11, 2003, 1:37 pm
Uhh, ducru, dick waterproof for 3 days? Wtf? Do I want to know?
Posted: August 11, 2003, 2:01 pm
No idea if it is sugar related or not. It might be a chemical in the smacks themselves, although I have smelled the same thing in generic smacks and other foods.
On related note to things that make your piss weird. Eating fresh beets will turn your piss purple. Do that right before a piss test. hehe
Deward
On related note to things that make your piss weird. Eating fresh beets will turn your piss purple. Do that right before a piss test. hehe
Deward
Posted: August 11, 2003, 2:57 pm
You do, trust me you do!Ebumar wrote:Uhh, ducru, dick waterproof for 3 days? Wtf? Do I want to know?
Posted: August 11, 2003, 3:04 pm
Well then, please Ducru, elaborate.
as to elaborate...
Posted: August 11, 2003, 7:33 pm
Feeling a little creative and open to scrutiny, so here you go Ebumar.
"Ever have that piece of furniture you just HATE to get rid of?"
There once was a couch from Nantucket.
Ducru's good idea was to fuck it.
Stepdad busted in
as Ducru kicked it in
His startled mess would have fit in no bucket.
...
"Nerf Ball + apple core tool + 13 yr old = Good Idea?"
Nerf balls were only fun for so long.
But can seriously chaffe like a thong.
Vasoline was the key,
For my Nerf ball and me.
The result was one waterproofed schlong.
Hope you enjoyed=)
Ducru
p.s.
Thanks, Pherr... dickhead=)
"Ever have that piece of furniture you just HATE to get rid of?"
There once was a couch from Nantucket.
Ducru's good idea was to fuck it.
Stepdad busted in
as Ducru kicked it in
His startled mess would have fit in no bucket.
...
"Nerf Ball + apple core tool + 13 yr old = Good Idea?"
Nerf balls were only fun for so long.
But can seriously chaffe like a thong.
Vasoline was the key,
For my Nerf ball and me.
The result was one waterproofed schlong.
Hope you enjoyed=)
Ducru
p.s.
Thanks, Pherr... dickhead=)
Posted: August 12, 2003, 2:20 pm
In the immortal words of Yiiri that night....
"dude, you fucked your couch"
"dude, you fucked your couch"
Posted: August 12, 2003, 4:02 pm
wtf is this thread about?