VeeshanVault

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 5:22 pm**

Well my board happy chum....ps

I recently broke up with my girlfriend, yep, it was pretty shitty, my first love. I have been feeling exceptionally shitty, mental breakdown levels of shitty......when....

Today, seeing my growing insanity, my dad moved me out of my ex's (We were living together) into a huge detached villa above the city, with the clearest views of the surrounding valley/bay from my now new bedroom.

Breaking up with people can work out for the best, bling bling.

I know none of you will give a shit, thats why I love this place, but please, share in my merriment for this brief time

Oh yeah, the new house has cable TV and Cable internet, a grand piano and a mini recording studio. MUHAHAHA (I am 19 years old)

This is my triumphant return post.

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 5:34 pm**

To paraphrase Jay, of Jay and Silent Bob fame:
"Spank her once and make her call you Aranuil!"

Glad to hear things are looking up for you sir.

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 5:37 pm**

Good to see you back, and at least you didn't kill the bitch and dump her body at sea.

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 5:37 pm**

Well, im getting there, still feels like someone has taken a dump on my heart and laughed.

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 5:47 pm**

Lets try the woman frolicking in a field picture again to cheer you up!

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 5:48 pm**

You live in the UK, right? My suggestion is to hop a plane/train to Amsterdam and bang as many hookers as little Teeny and your wallet will accomodate.

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 5:50 pm**

Little Teeny = Very funny.

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 6:02 pm**

Have a Guinness (or two or three or four) and feel better Mr. Mungbean!

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 6:11 pm**

Dont worry. She was prolly cheating on you too. Happens in highschool a lot!

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 6:20 pm**

Auch well, two can play that game !

I already cybered Aranuil, does that count?

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 6:25 pm**

you are young, enjoy life.

meet women, love every one of them.

you only have one chance to be young and single Mr. Mungbean. Do not die having missed out on hundreds of hot womenz who wanted your jock.

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 6:33 pm**

Oi dickfeatures, where's my phone call for all the news. ooh no, lets not call Fatman, lets leave him to find out on the fuckin boards!

Bah!

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 6:42 pm**

Cotto wrote:Oi dickfeatures, where's my phone call for all the news. ooh no, lets not call Fatman, lets leave him to find out on the fuckin boards!

Bah!

Dickfeatures... nice!

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 7:41 pm**

Posted: **August 4, 2003, 10:20 pm**

well, all's well that ends well

Posted: **August 5, 2003, 2:49 am**

... well?!? It's been 10 hours, don't we get an update?

VeeshanVault

To not pose a question :P

To not pose a question :P