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The Worst 100 Porn Movie Titles

Potentially NWS - has a cartoon of a chihuahua with a vagina..

MIGHT NOT BE WORK SAFE!

I saw Mommy Eating Santa Clause.. ROFL

When I was 16 I worked in a video store that had porn....I remember a few good ones...

Anal Nation (remember alien nation? The actresses had those spotty heads too)

21 Humpstreet (like 21 Jumpstreet only I guess different)

Man I know I'm forgetting some really choice ones, but it's been 13 years, maybe I'll remember more later.

Edit: My bad, they added 21 hump street at the very bottom.

Weirdest porn title I've ever seen: Pakistani Poon.

Etasi wrote:Weirdest porn title I've ever seen: Pakistani Poon.

WTF??

We owned a small video store for a year and the people we brought it from had porn there so we kept it. Was the better money make....sad that one guy never returned his film guess he was just busy. Had a really OLD couple look but we didnt have in what they wanted poor them ...but anyway we had one called Crimson Thighs that title craked me up. cant remember any others.

You can learn a lot about people from their porn renting habits. The number of straight guys that rent gay porn is actually rather astonishing.

Etasi wrote:You can learn a lot about people from their porn renting habits. The number of straight guys that rent gay porn is actually rather astonishing.

Perhaps I'm wrong but... they're not straight.

Slap her in the Crapper is a movie. Of those listed, there are many priceless names, but somehow these 2 stand out:

MOULIN SPLOOGE and CLIMAX SHOTS #70 - MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER

There's also a "Stop, My Ass is on Fire" that I would add to that list

Sylvus wrote:

Etasi wrote:You can learn a lot about people from their porn renting habits. The number of straight guys that rent gay porn is actually rather astonishing.

Perhaps I'm wrong but... they're not straight.

LOL no shit hehe

Sylvus wrote:

Etasi wrote:You can learn a lot about people from their porn renting habits. The number of straight guys that rent gay porn is actually rather astonishing.

Perhaps I'm wrong but... they're not straight.

A guy hit on my femal friend at a gay bar, so naturally she was a little concerned about his sexual orientation. He said he was straight, but when she kept bringing up that its weird for straight guys to come to a gay bar (alone, btw, not with friends), he said

"Well I've had my dick sucked by guys but that doesn't make me gay!"

Never underestimate the power of denial.

Allow me to correct myself:

There are a lot of guys who would like to think that they're straight (guys with girlfriends etc) that rent gay porn. As Lalanae said, never underestimate the power of denial.

Sylvus wrote:

Etasi wrote:You can learn a lot about people from their porn renting habits. The number of straight guys that rent gay porn is actually rather astonishing.

Perhaps I'm wrong but... they're not straight.

I'm going to have to agree. If you actually pay for gay porn....your atleast bi-sexual.

Straight men would have no interest in gay porn...just like my grandma isn't going to spend money on a $5 crack rock.

Edit: NM, Etasi knew they were in denial.

Lalanae wrote:
Never underestimate the power of denial.

Reminds me of the movie Road Trip and rules for denial:

Rubin: No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.

E.L.: Exactly! Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

K: It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off...cause it's YOUR dog, get it?

Pokeahotass

Not sure if the spelling is right, heard about it on Bob and Tom

It cracks me up for some reason.