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Names and Such!
Posted: June 3, 2003, 2:15 pm
by Oreck
Well i was taking some time playing with this neat toy i found on the web. and thought i would share some of the names it came up with.
Lalanae-
Under Speaker Maximus of The Meritorious Order of The Hellmouth, Lalanae Parker
My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt.
Sylvus-
Chamberlain of Poon Appreciation, Sylvus Alcatraz
And, lo, the Magic Eight-Ball hath spake.
Aranuil-
Master Footsoldier of The Institute of Going A Bit Red in Helsinki, Aranuil Page
A name will not make you more popular. Unless you hang out with real puds.
Acies-
Minister of Plywood, Sheetrock and Other Panel-Like Building Materials, Acies Zubek
You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
Keverian -
Deputy of Eugenics, Keverian+ Wheelwright, Oppressor o' the Masses
Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you.
Spangaloid-
Mecha-Count of The Ridiculous Army of Naughty Bits, Spangaloid Jebediah Plant
We'll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we've got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.
Bubba-
El Rey Maximo of The Left Side of Dating Fat Chicks, Bubba Wenkel
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
Taly -
Goddess of The Black Army of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Taly D. McRydell
Charmed, I'm sure.
Boogahz -
Wizer of The Black Forest, Boogahz I. Zepplin
Now you just have to stop turning around whenever somebody yells, "Hey, freak!"
Ennia-
Teenage Mutant Ninja Sorceress of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Rickety Foot Bridges, Ennia Jensen
The avalanche has started; it's too late for the pebbles to vote.
Zamtuk -
Acting Umpire of Canned Air, Zamtuk Donahue
Flywheel™ Aerospace: Disclaiming Liability Since 1978
Brittney -
CEO of Yggdrasil, Brittney Wandel, The Just
Now we do the dance of joy.
Sargeras -
Lesser King Junior Grade of The Semicolon, Sargeras A. de la Protopapas
Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.
I thought these were funney as hell...
I will let you play now.
http://title.flywheel.org/
Posted: June 3, 2003, 2:59 pm
by Adelrune Argenti
Wizard of Lolly-Gaggers, Adelrune Argenti, the Third
In my home country, this is a withering insult.
How did it know I was a wizard? Weird.
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:00 pm
by Voronwë
Lesser Godfather of Vibrators, DJ Voronwe Nimbrethil
abandon all hope yee who press enter
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:11 pm
by Sylvus
Sylvus-
Chamberlain of Poon Appreciation, Sylvus Alcatraz
And, lo, the Magic Eight-Ball hath spake.
I've never enjoyed a title more than Chamberlain of Poon Appreciation. Thanks! =)
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:13 pm
by Phugg_Innay
Co-Friar of The National Association for the Advancement of Sleeping With The Teacher, Phugg Innay
Gotta love that one
Re: Names and Such!
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:13 pm
by Acies
Oreck wrote:
Acies-
Minister of Plywood, Sheetrock and Other Panel-Like Building Materials, Acies Zubek
You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
That is great bro, ROFL!
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:38 pm
by Kguku
Mecha-Chamberlain Junior Grade of Cheap Canadian Beers, Kguku Andrej Kosak
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:41 pm
by Sylvus
Hrm... wtf is up with your avatar, Kguku?
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:48 pm
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
Minister of Goofy Girls and Their Poor Taste in Music (e.g. Q-Tip), Zygarx Cthulhukin
So it goes.
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:52 pm
by Voronwë
Sylvus wrote:Hrm... wtf is up with your avatar, Kguku?
yeah no shit
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:54 pm
by Cartalas
Voronwë wrote:Sylvus wrote:Hrm... wtf is up with your avatar, Kguku?
yeah no shit
Holy shit!
Posted: June 3, 2003, 3:55 pm
by XunilTlatoani
You shall henceforth be known as:
Constable of Scopin' Hotties, Father Xunil Loki Tlatoani
Yes, he is cheating on you.
Posted: June 3, 2003, 4:16 pm
by Pilsburry
Vice Warden of The Alliance of Boxer Briefs, Pilsburry Dangermouse
Make it so.
P.S. I hate Boxer Breifs.
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Real Name:
Co-Gardener of The Impersonal Enlightenment Fellowship
Please close that door. It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm.
Posted: June 3, 2003, 4:18 pm
by Drustwyn
President of The Moon, Drustwyn Innoruuk
Posted: June 3, 2003, 4:21 pm
by Xouqoa
Minor Deputy of Raping and Pillaging, Xouqoa Vega!
Rape the land and pillage the women! Or was that the other way around? I always forget.

Posted: June 3, 2003, 4:23 pm
by Sionistic
Dean of Deviant Sexual Practices, Sionistic Keanu Lovesthepie VII
Posted: June 3, 2003, 4:35 pm
by Dregor Thule
Boss of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Dregor Wenkel
Swell.
Who's the boss now, Tony?!?!
Posted: June 3, 2003, 4:58 pm
by Aslanna
Regent of Paranormal Vegetables, Aslanna Guest, Oppressor o' the Masses
Mister, I think I'm going to be able to save you ten thousand dollars.
Posted: June 3, 2003, 4:59 pm
by Laliana
Viscountess of The Opposite of Sleeping With The Teacher, Laliana Fyresong, The Ofttimes Chaste

Posted: June 3, 2003, 5:06 pm
by Etasi
Co-Speaker of Naughty Bits, Etasi Answer, Opressor o' the Masses.
Although I think "Goddess of Beating Dead Horses, Etasi Answer" might be more appropriate.
Posted: June 3, 2003, 5:20 pm
by Midnyte_Ragebringer
Marshall of Black Helicopters, Midnyte Ragebringer
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
lol, what????
Posted: June 3, 2003, 5:32 pm
by Sirensa
Poobah of Subwoofers, Sirensa Themeke
Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

Posted: June 3, 2003, 5:44 pm
by Zamtuk
Zamtuk -
Acting Umpire of Canned Air, Zamtuk Donahue
Flywheel™ Aerospace: Disclaiming Liability Since 1978
I can live with that.

Posted: June 3, 2003, 5:44 pm
by Sabek
<- cockblocked by the filters. :/
Posted: June 3, 2003, 7:21 pm
by Vaemas
Caesar of Making Cheerleaders Squeal, Vaemas Eugene Samedi
Abandon all hope, all ye who press Enter.
(!)
Posted: June 3, 2003, 10:14 pm
by Aireanna Wyndcather
Sorceress of The Ancient Order of Nipples, Señorita Aireanna Wyndcather
Interesting....
Re: Names and Such!
Posted: June 3, 2003, 11:20 pm
by Taly
Oreck wrote:
Taly -
Goddess of The Black Army of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Taly D. McRydell
Charmed, I'm sure.
See told ya i was a goddess.....of something LOL
To funny!
Posted: June 3, 2003, 11:28 pm
by Legenae
Marshall of Breastseses, Legenae Willowdancer
You want fries with that?
um... lol??
Posted: June 4, 2003, 1:27 am
by Jezdziec Znikad
Centurion of The 'Thrax, Penii and Beating Dead Horses, Jezdziec Znikad
That's right! Damn the horses!
Posted: June 4, 2003, 1:30 am
by Jezdziec Znikad
Stick with the first name you get. My second one was:
Drag Queen of Man-Film Love, Jezdziec Znikad
Posted: June 4, 2003, 1:38 am
by Kelgar
Vice Headmaster of The Opposite of Nipples, Kelgar Wakshlag
Yes, he is cheating on you.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 12:09 pm
by murr
Pope of All Things Not Pertaining to Boxes Of Animal Crackers, Murr Durr
Where is the potato?
and, not using Surname..
Ambassador of The Left Side of Smurfs, Master Murr Octothorpe von Cummings
Posted: June 4, 2003, 12:13 pm
by Lexien
You shall henceforth be known as:
Associate Sovereign Emeritus of The Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, MC Lexien "Magic Marker" Mueller
I'm not really impressed.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 12:38 pm
by Shashonna
Mistress-In-Training of Thick Candy Shells, Shashonna Illumenada
Maybe now your mom will stop calling you "bitch".
Posted: June 4, 2003, 12:44 pm
by Knarlz
You shall henceforth be known as:
Mighty Paladin of The National Association for the Advancement of Stoopid Title Generators, Knarlz Knerfed IIII
Maybe now your mom will stop calling you "bitch".
A paladin!! wtf?
Posted: June 4, 2003, 12:53 pm
by Cali
You shall henceforth be known as:
Alderwoman of The Ministry of Furry Wilderness Creatures, Cali Whitworth
Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 12:56 pm
by iandaina
You shall henceforth be known as:
Associate Cleric Maximus of The Ministry of Beer For Breakfast, Iandaina Coccaro
Warning: Not a substitute for the Federal Witness Protection Program

Posted: June 4, 2003, 2:29 pm
by vn_Tanc
Chamberlain of The National Association for the Advancement of Penii, Tancred Clive Cruciferus
Hrm this could go one of two ways. . .><
Posted: June 4, 2003, 4:31 pm
by Pherr the Dorf
You shall henceforth be known as:
Regent-In-Training of Beating Dead Horses, Pherralic Horseradish Weltraiser
Space aliens can have my penis when they pry it from my cold, lifeless hand.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 4:55 pm
by Ceredwin
You shall henceforth be known as:
Sorceress of Panties, Ceredwin Vanyar
Make it so.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 5:21 pm
by rhyae
Ombudswoman of Making Small Talk, Jedi Master Rhyae Lyttlewing
Understanding is a three-edged sword.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 5:56 pm
by Arborealus
You shall henceforth be known as:
Pharaoh of The Black Army of Wee Ceramic Kittens, Arborealus Nicholas Fletcher
You smug bastard, you.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 6:11 pm
by Ransure
Director of Quantum Leaping, Ransure Trout Crystlethorne
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Posted: June 4, 2003, 6:15 pm
by Ransure
Holy Ombudsman of The Ancient Order of Atomic Fusion, Ransure "Band-Aid" Crystlethorne, Ph.D.
Sure beats "Crack Whore".
hahaha, I love this site
