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Women
Posted: May 31, 2003, 7:44 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
are teh debil.
I don't know anything else in this world that can make you feel so confused and generally fucked up...
IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T SO DAMN HAWT!
Posted: May 31, 2003, 7:58 am
by kyoukan
Re: Women
Posted: May 31, 2003, 8:08 am
by noel
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:are teh debil.
I don't know anything else in this world that can make you feel so confused and generally fucked up...
IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T SO DAMN HAWT!
Women are fine, as long as you remember to never, ever trust them.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 8:17 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Let me expand / justify:
I don't mean for this post to become a study in misoginy - I love women. There's not a day when I don't get on my knees and thank the God I don't really believe in for the existence of females...
I just really hate how they can make me feel.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 8:40 am
by Shashonna
All warm and squeeshy

Posted: May 31, 2003, 8:56 am
by Estrosiath
I thought you liked hot and sweaty mansex, Drolgin, just like your compatriot Lokes?!?!??

Posted: May 31, 2003, 8:57 am
by Xyun
I just really hate how they can make me feel.
????
Women usually make me feel really good. Did you go through a break up or something?
Here's a quote you might enjoy--
"Women, can't live with 'em, pass the beernuts."
--Norm
Posted: May 31, 2003, 9:20 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
stress the
can in that. Yes, women can make you feel wonderful, I just...
ah fuck it

Posted: May 31, 2003, 9:45 am
by kyoukan
come to vancouver drolgin I will hook you up with some of my friends. you will have to tell them you are from sweden to get any tail though.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 10:02 am
by Shaion
That will never work. It's a clear distinct differance between blond, tall and beautiful swedish vikings and slothy, red haired danes with pickles all over.
So basically, im on the next plane over to vancouver.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 10:37 am
by Coatlicue [KoE]
Men can make women feel just as shitty too, let's not forget that
*HUGS to her dorf*
Maybe I'll hook you up with some of my girls in Chicago... depends though...

Posted: May 31, 2003, 11:14 am
by Akaran_D
Believe me, my friend.. for all the times a woman can make you feel like the total utter bullshit of the earth just by looking at you, she can make you feel like the King of Kings just as easily.
Take it one day at a time man.. for the most part, we at VV are here fer ya.
Swedish or not.

Posted: May 31, 2003, 11:35 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Exquisite agony is the best description I've heard of it yet.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 11:46 am
by Canelek
Hang in there Drol buddy

Posted: May 31, 2003, 11:54 am
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Hang on, hang on.
Don't take this as though my life is in a shambles, or that I hate women, or that the girl of my dreams just picked my identical twin brother over me.
I just find women to be frustrating as hell! Immensely attractive, interesting, gorgeous - but frustrating!
Mark off another rambling post by the dorf on the VV scoreboard, please...
Posted: May 31, 2003, 12:44 pm
by Etasi
Methinks Drolgin likes angst even more than I do.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 12:52 pm
by Kwonryu DragonFist
You ok Drolg?
Women will always be women!
Posted: May 31, 2003, 12:58 pm
by Axien_Dellusions
You need a Texan woman, we have a bunch of lusty twins down here that don't mind dating 1 guy

Posted: May 31, 2003, 1:32 pm
by Vaemas
I thought you gave up women for me, dorf? Two-timing, no-good, lying bastich.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 1:35 pm
by Lalanae

Drolgin
Posted: May 31, 2003, 2:03 pm
by Dregor Thule
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:Hang on, hang on.
Don't take this as though my life is in a shambles, or that I hate women, or that the girl of my dreams just picked my identical twin brother over me.
I just find women to be frustrating as hell! Immensely attractive, interesting, gorgeous - but frustrating!
Mark off another rambling post by the dorf on the VV scoreboard, please...
Get out of my head, dorf!
Posted: May 31, 2003, 2:22 pm
by Lynxe
"Women are fine, as long as you remember to never, ever trust them."
Spoken like a single man

(j/t Aranuil)
Seriously though, trust goes both ways regardless of gender. There is little in the trust/repect department that I've seen a woman do that I haven't seen a man do.
Though I do admit, women are much more confusing than men, thats why most of my friends are male!
This would make a great poll!
Posted: May 31, 2003, 3:29 pm
by Etasi
I make myself glad that I'm not a lesbian. If other women are half as bad as I am, I don't think I could handle being in a relationship with one.
Clearly, what Drolgin needs is another weekend of getting drunk with crazy Cestus Dei people! But this time the Newfs should come.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 4:52 pm
by beasted
it's ridiculous how much power women have to either make or break a man...
they can make you feel the highest of highs and the lowest of lows.
pretty fucked up, if you ask me. =p
Posted: May 31, 2003, 6:53 pm
by Sargeras
amen preacher bearz~
Posted: May 31, 2003, 7:04 pm
by Searyx
Kyoukan is a man.
Posted: May 31, 2003, 8:37 pm
by Korell
Women are the devil... yes.. evil they are.
Re: Women
Posted: May 31, 2003, 9:34 pm
by Taly
Aranuil wrote:Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:are teh debil.
I don't know anything else in this world that can make you feel so confused and generally fucked up...
IF ONLY THEY WEREN'T SO DAMN HAWT!
Women are fine, as long as you remember to never, ever trust them.
Ya know not all of us women are evil. =P
You guys just go after the wrong ones /flip
Posted: May 31, 2003, 11:11 pm
by Rivera Bladestrike
Mathimatical proof that girls are evil:

Posted: June 1, 2003, 5:30 am
by Sylvus
Drolgin, if you were 5 inches shorter, and a woman, I'd totally have sex with you.
I hope you can take solace in that!
Posted: June 1, 2003, 5:46 am
by Zamtuk
lol Rivera.
Posted: June 1, 2003, 12:54 pm
by masteen
Sylvus wrote:Drolgin, if you were 5 inches shorter, and a woman, I'd totally have sex with you.
What if he were 3 feet shorter, had no teeth, and a flat head?
Posted: June 2, 2003, 12:15 am
by Arborealus
Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...
Posted: June 2, 2003, 12:56 am
by Laliana
Arborealus wrote:Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...
Py and I don't get an invite too?

Posted: June 2, 2003, 2:56 am
by CalandraWindrose
The number of lying bitchy women is exceeded by the number of scumsucking cheating men.
Posted: June 2, 2003, 10:23 am
by Lokes
Hang in there Dorfgin.....women are teh devils spawn sometimes but hey would be boring w/o

Posted: June 2, 2003, 10:29 am
by Fairweather Pure
Women only have as much power over you as you let them have.
Posted: June 2, 2003, 12:52 pm
by Sirensa
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:
Don't take this as though my life is in a shambles, or that I hate women, or that the girl of my dreams just picked my identical twin brother over me.
omgz you have an identical twin brother?!?
Dorfgin and dorfgin-twin sammich plz!! ;D

Posted: June 2, 2003, 1:51 pm
by Lynxe
Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...
Clearly, what Drolgin needs is another weekend of getting drunk with crazy Cestus Dei people! But this time the Newfs should come.
Connecting the common threads, clearly Drolgin needs a Newf

and something to drink

Posted: June 2, 2003, 6:09 pm
by Arborealus
Laliana wrote:Arborealus wrote:Aranuil, Drolgin and Newfs please report to Louisiana for Music, Bourbon, Food and Women...That is All...
Py and I don't get an invite too?

VV Party at Allen's!...

Posted: June 2, 2003, 7:48 pm
by Diae Soulmender
"Never trust anyone that can bleed for 7 days and not die."
--Unknown
Posted: June 2, 2003, 11:42 pm
by Rivera Bladestrike
I know Mr. Garrison said, "I'm sorry, but I just can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die." and its from South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut.
Posted: June 3, 2003, 9:56 pm
by Ajran
is her name Margaret?
Posted: June 5, 2003, 3:19 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Nope.
Posted: June 5, 2003, 3:41 pm
by Vaemas
Lynxe wrote:Connecting the common threads, clearly Drolgin needs a Newf

and something to drink

Who doesn't need Newf love and something to drink?