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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

Brotha wrote:Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

So my friend's dog is actually trying to pro-create with my leg?

Jesus...I guess I am a bitch.

Taken from a mantis site:

As soon as mating has occurred (or the female begins to swell if you missed it) the male should be removed to prevent him from being eaten.

Would be kinda pointless if the male was headless I would think....

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

-Lynxe's workout plan : )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

-rawr!

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

-I dont see how they can make that statement. Have they watched dolphins and witnessed the male pulling out and and blasting his load on the female's fin?

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

I'm guessing the average human body length is around 66 inches.
350X 66 = 23100
That's about 640 yards...

Now thats a big fucking football field.

I was about to say that. Assuming that humans are about 1 foot tall then that is a correct statement.

Even I'm more than 1 foot tall.

I dont see how they can make that statement. Have they watched dolphins and witnessed the male pulling out and and blasting his load on the female's fin?

Fucker...
Come clean the coffee off my monitor..

Another piece of knowledge:

The strongest muscle in your whole body is your jaw muscle

Taly wrote:Another piece of knowledge:

The strongest muscle in your whole body is your jaw muscle

that may be true for women

Spangaloid_PE wrote:

Taly wrote:Another piece of knowledge:

The strongest muscle in your whole body is your jaw muscle

that may be true for women

No he didn't!

Winnow wrote:Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

-I dont see how they can make that statement. Have they watched dolphins and witnessed the male pulling out and and blasting his load on the female's fin?

So those monkeys whacking off at the zoo are really doing it for the zoo's artificial insemination program?

Oh yeah he did

That is a true piece of info

The roach only lives if the head is removed by surgery under laboratory conditions. Trust me, I was a weird kid...and haven't gotten much better...

Mumble

Was anyone here not a weird kid?

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

No wonder they have such disproportionately huge nutsacks. Takes them forever to blow their entire wad.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Lions sleep around 18 or so hours a day. Fucking over 50 times a day wouldn't leave much time to do anything else.

Kelgar wrote: Fucking over 50 times a day wouldn't leave much time to do anything else.

why the hell would you WANT to do anything else??

Maybe the females would be getting a steady protein intake, but the males do need to eat sometime.

Well I guess the 50 times a day would explain why they sleep for 18 hours.