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[Contest] - Haiku [Done!]
Posted: April 30, 2003, 4:56 pm
by pyrella
K, we're gonna make an attempt at starting ways to give points out to the masses.
What: Original Haiku (or try at least)
Reward: 100 VV for Haiku in thread, one award per thread (go off if you want, but you will only recieve the 100) others can donate to you if they find it partiuclarly good.
Xou and myself will go through occasionally, pay people off, and post up to what point we have paid off.
P.S. only Brittney can use Mangina trick you...
This one over - new contest soon!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 4:59 pm
by Spangaloid_PE
in this thread only
would another thread suffice
does anyone know
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:03 pm
by Dregor Thule
I title this one, 'Right-Wing Happy Fun Time'
Ignorance is bliss
Lets kill us some towel heads
From my cold, dead, hands
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:04 pm
by Kylere
Spring fever brings new -
focus concepts to VV
Pyrella ownzers
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:06 pm
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
scooby dooby doo
where in the world might you be
need your help we do
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:19 pm
by Soriathus Serpentine
Trogdor the Burninator
Always reminds me of a certain mob
Derakor the Vindicator
NOTE: Not sure if that follows Haiku rules, but oh well
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:21 pm
by noel
Some people like cake
But pie comes in many forms
Shaved pie is the best
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:22 pm
by Sheryl
fnord powar owns you
learn to love the wildebeast
real pirates say arrrrrrr!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:22 pm
by pyrella
Spangaloid_PE wrote:in this thread only
would another thread suffice
does anyone know
rules in general
please don't be spamming us all
punch you in the face
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:26 pm
by Nick
Veeshan Vault is great
Searyx so hearts teh penix
see you all again
Don't know when I will be back, great to see you all still alive and kicking. Drolgin wins teh 500 VV points!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:28 pm
by pyrella
paid to here
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:29 pm
by Sionistic
tits are so teh pawn
now that i have my licence
they will be in face
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:33 pm
by Xouqoa
you may post haiku
but I always have more points
abusing power
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:35 pm
by Xyphir
Oceania
is a five syllable word.
I suck at poems.
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:35 pm
by Nick
har~
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:40 pm
by masteen
OLGA freed me from
my addiction to teh Crack.
Now I love the cock!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:42 pm
by Ahmik
I have no surname
Nothing sounds good with Ahmik
Ahmik stands alone
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:42 pm
by noel
Real or fake who cares?
It's not your breasts that I love
It's your mind that counts
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:43 pm
by Lalanae
"Now I love the cock!"
I'm making note of this quote
When Masteen is dumb
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:43 pm
by masteen
Ahmik Teh'Donuts would be pretty sweet...
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:43 pm
by noel
You ripped my heart out
I hope you're fucking happy
You never knew me
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:45 pm
by Arsecn
his insults are weak
dying embers in fire
flame, Devereaux, flame
Re: [Contest] - Haiku
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:45 pm
by Karae
pyrella wrote:
P.S. only Brittney can use Mangina trick you...
Only Brittney can win.
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:46 pm
by masteen
Lalanae wrote:"Now I love the cock!"
I'm making note of this quote
When Masteen is dumb
Write it down, take a
picture, I don't give a fuck!
'Cause Jesus hates you.
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:46 pm
by noel
Arsecn wrote:his insults are weak
dying embers in fire
flame, Devereaux, flame
Haha!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:46 pm
by Spangaloid_PE
pyrella wrote:Spangaloid_PE wrote:in this thread only
would another thread suffice
does anyone know
rules in general
please don't be spamming us all
punch you in the face
spamming i do not
others more likely to do
haiku contest owns
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:49 pm
by Dregor Thule
Drama everywhere
All the usual suspects
Leyor likes the cock
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:51 pm
by masteen
Shitfaced cockmaster,
Leyor does not LIKE teh cock,
He just LOVES teh cock!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:57 pm
by rhyae
patch day is boring
reality TV sucks
chili is better
Posted: April 30, 2003, 5:58 pm
by Sparty
What is a Haiku
Is it an asian poem
Will it give us sars
my name is Sparty
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:00 pm
by Zygar_ Cthulhukin
workday almost done
servers back up on patch day
race for mobs begins
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:02 pm
by Acies
Current event threads,
Kyoukan roasts much ass,
h8 her.
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:05 pm
by murr
aranuil say
that mind is all that matters
he meant to say poon
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:06 pm
by Lalanae
Acies (and others who don't know),
A haiku must follow this syllabic pattern
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
internal rhyme should get extra points *hint hint*
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:08 pm
by Asheran Mojomaster
the mojomaster
he makes a hiaku for you
it pwns you for sure
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:08 pm
by Spangaloid_PE
Lalanae wrote:Acies (and others who don't know),
A haiku must follow this syllabic pattern
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
internal rhyme should get extra points *hint hint*
it's only a must in Japanese
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:09 pm
by Acies
Lalanae wrote:Acies (and others who don't know),
A haiku must follow this syllabic pattern
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
internal rhyme should get extra points *hint hint*
Always hated Haiku's....
Lemme try this
Lalanae's dog,
Finds no relief now
Pee on Libras!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:13 pm
by Brittney
ohhhhh SHIT.... this thread wouldent be right without Mangina trick you!
Mangina trick you!
Make you belive you're in love...
But you cant love cock.
And one more!
Ho best sell dat ass!
Or my foot be in her ass!
Cus I need my cash!
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:15 pm
by Lalanae
it's only a must in Japanese
I'm sorry but you have to have some sort of poetic structure or else it is not a haiku or any kind of specified type of poetry. In actuality, the Japanese haiku is not based around English concepts of syllabic meter anyway. It was adapted to our language structure.
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:18 pm
by noel
Murr
Tits, ass catch your eye
Vapidity will kill it
After the first night
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:24 pm
by Spangaloid_PE
Lalanae wrote:it's only a must in Japanese
I'm sorry but you have to have some sort of poetic structure or else it is not a haiku or any kind of specified type of poetry. In actuality, the Japanese haiku is not based around English concepts of syllabic meter anyway. It was adapted to our language structure.
it's always been 17 syllables. but it's only a must in Japanese. not having run-on sentances is more important than having the 5-7-5 joint. in modern haiku anyways.
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:28 pm
by Winnow
Oxyopia
Epidemiology
Oceania
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:44 pm
by Wulfran
Red Wings not flying
In Hockey Town this spring
Xouqow knows much sadness
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:54 pm
by murr
Aranuil, tits
give much bliss but in this, you
are correct sir
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:57 pm
by pyrella
paid
Posted: April 30, 2003, 6:59 pm
by murr
salis speaks
like a funny scotsman
lucky charms?
my peen is quite mean
so it remains unseen
within my jeans
Posted: April 30, 2003, 7:06 pm
by rhyae
veeshan fnord so l33t
acceptance means you flame well
shaerra so denied
Posted: April 30, 2003, 7:16 pm
by devereaux
Sol Ro Virago
Two hermaphrodites in one
Jice is bride and groom
Posted: April 30, 2003, 7:26 pm
by Dregor Thule
Brittney tha playa
Got the online hos lined up
Hit it and quit it
Posted: April 30, 2003, 7:30 pm
by Voronwë
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