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What a Freakshow!

A Bothan.

I'm kinda turned on by the rodian.. anyone else?

Short of the Wookie, I'm not too sure what is what.

It's a hairless chewbaca

a shaved chewbacca, one might say?

rofl

Arent we all just shaved chewbaccas underneath it all?

Erm...

From left: Mon Calimari, Rodian, Wookie, Bothan, Trandosidan, not sure, Human, and the green thing in the front with the head thingys is a Twilek.

I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.

mmm calamari

kyoukan wrote:I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.

ROFL!

Holy shit

I don't know what it is in the white dress but it has bigger tits than a humanoid on the far right

I can't believe that's from a SOE product. The breasts on those females aren't nearly large enough.

Ennia wrote:I don't know what it is in the white dress but it has bigger tits than a humanoid on the far right

Not to mention that the Wookie has no rack at all!

That game looks horrible. Why if Lucas weren't so responsible for Star Wars' implosion and so rich off of doing it, I just might feel sorry.

much love for the Ackbar in fark photoshop contests, lol
it's a trap!

Akaran_D wrote:From left: Mon Calimari, Rodian, Wookie, Bothan, Trandosidan, not sure, Human, and the green thing in the front with the head thingys is a Twilek.

I think the one you weren't sure on was Zabrak. Will look later to see if that was right.


*edit* Zabrak is correct. Same race Darth Maul was.

eh, fark...

kyoukan wrote:I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.

I obviously have not watched enough star wars to understand that reference. What movie was that from? Or was it from a book?

Pilsburry wrote:

kyoukan wrote:I need to get SWG for the sole purpose of making a mon calamari and run around town screaming IT'S A TRAP! at everyone who will listen.

I obviously have not watched enough star wars to understand that reference. What movie was that from? Or was it from a book?

Return of the Jedi. Scene where the rebel armada jumps in from light speed right near the Death Star, and the shields are still up. Emperor Palpatine is taunting Luke in the throne room, and makes the comment that the death star is a, 'fully-armed and operational battle-station'.

Admiral Ackbar (a Mon Calamari) is the first to realize the rebels are fucked, and yells, 'IT'S A TRAP!'

That is why he is the Admiral. The ability to see 30 star destroyers and 20 million tie fighters vs. the rebel's 10 ships and realize almost instantly that the death star was indeed defended adequately is the hallmark of any good commander.

The ugly horny broad next to the human is whatever race Darth Maul was, I am a fan but not big enough to remember the name.

Mumbles

Our ships cannot possibly withstand firepower of that magnitude!

You had to get up early to beat Admiral Akbar. Yes.

holy shit, kyoukan is a farkett?!

No I don't like Fark. They stole the Ackbar thing from somethingawful's forums.

But that line always cracked me up anyway.

I didn't know what you meant by Farkett at first so I did a google for it and got this:

http://www.maximuff.com/

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yeah I go there for the cliches... you can usually find a good ackbar one in almost every contest.

Kyoukan is a goon?

I find fark annoying because they never figured out that their cliches aren't funny. I still go there when I get bored to see if there is any interesting news though. Venturing into the comments section is usually about as much fun as getting beaten with the stupidity stick for an hour.

Ignore my less than fark-like photshop skills