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those little chocolate donuts? The waxy ones, that everyone calls wax donuts? I just ate a whole box of them (24) and im really not feeling well...

So what's your favorite food?

Pussy

I agree pussy is teh best!

Those little waxy donuts are fuckin' gross. We always call them "70s donuts" in my neck of the woods -- because, for some odd reason, they're ALWAYS featured in old, 70s-looking ads for donuts at any given donut shop. It's as if they stock 1970s - early 80s posters simply to show off those disgusting 'wax' donuts.

Wahooka I'm gonna spank you!

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough by any name brand

I generally avoid the wax donuts. I used to have a breakfast routine of cocaine donuts and mountain dew. But I kinda realized that powdered sugar and caffeine in the morning only make you tired like 2 hours later.

Pussy = Smelly

Damn Searyx, you SMELL TERRIBLE

Fuck pussy.

er...

Fuck pussy

Repeatedly.

You have to lick it, before you stick it..[/quote]

"But I kinda realized that powdered sugar and caffeine in the morning only make you tired like 2 hours later."

That's why you have to refuel with more Mt Dew around 1hr 45 mins later before that happens!

Ben and Jerry's Half Baked ice cream

nothing better than chocolate chip cookie dough and chocolate fudge brownie mixed together in chocolate/vanila swirl ice cream )

/em wonders what kind of skanky bitches Searyx dates???

I once went down on a chick who mentioned AFTERWARDS that she never washes her vagina because it's "icky".

What the fuck is up with women who think masturbation is wrong?

Do you touch yourself?

Ooh no! Gross!

I HATE THAT SHIT.

if while doing it you didn't notice and had to be told AFTERWARDS.... YOU sir.. are the skank..

-Ajran

DOOOD! When will you learn? FINGER TEST THAT SHIT!!!!!! I mean, god damn. If I do a finger test and smell anything, I'm NOT going down on the beotch. Fuck that!

Hrmmm

No comment....

Pouring a fifth of Jack on it will kill anything down there and leave it tasting intoxicating.

Now that's a little sick there Bubba..... Not the Jack part, just the thought of having to use it to kill something/anything is just WRONG in so many ways....

Anyone that actually does have to go down there has serious self esteem issues, and has never read the kamasutra ^_^.

Anyone that actually does have to go down there has serious self esteem issues

So eating pussy = self esteem issues? Thank you for that enlightened appraisal, Dr. Soprano!

Smell your own crotch sometime, Searyx. I'll bet good money it's not lily-scented and pleasant.

Anyone that actually does have to go down there has serious self esteem issues

If you were to take any sexual education courses, go to a sexual counsler, or (heaven forbid) talk to a sexually knowledgable/happy women, you would learn how utterly ignorant that statement truely is.

You must eat the croth. Btw, there's a huge difference between doing it for her, and doing it beacause you LOVE it. Eating pussy is like being an artist. Some people doodle on a napkin while they talk on the phone, others are gfted like me and are like Micheal-mutherfucking-angelo painting the Sistine Chapel.

You either like it or don't. Imagine how happy you would be if you met a woman that wanted to give you unbelievable blowjobs (swallows too) twice a day. Women are not as different than men as they would like to believe, because they are in 7th heaven when they meet a guy that does the equivilent to them, does it well, and does it often.

If a women says she dosen't like to get eaten out, then she is either self concious about her snatch, or your fucking doing it wrong. Also, if you take a women who is self concious about her crotch, which is far too common, and teach her to believe in how attractive and tasty her crotch is, she will love you forever, or at least always remember you as the one who gave her confidence in her sexuality. Let's be honest, sometimes that's better than the act of sex itself. Helping a woman break down those emotional barriers about themselves is one of the most rewarding experiances of any relationship.

Damn. I started talking about eating pussy, but got all emotional in the end. I better end on a strong note.

Remeber to put in in her butt too.

i dont know what your problem is Ebubu, but i like eating pussy myself .

....hmph. My crotch smells like the botanical gardens.

This is funny. Once i read the first post, I skipped this thread till today.
It starts with wax donuts and moves up to Muff Diving Lessons.
Fairweather, yay you!
As for donuts...if you prefer wax over Krispy Kremes...you have issues.

Finger testing also helps warm it up some. If she's begging for you to lick it by the time yer done testing it, yer set. Also remember that hair, while it does have the possiility of getting stuck in your teeth is bad, the look you get when you say "Wish you'd shave that" while picking said hair out of your teeth is WORSE.

You can just write off having sex if you even THINK about saying that.

Another note, nipple play is a plus while doing this if you can spare a hand.

Fairweather Pure wrote:Also, if you take a women who is self concious about her crotch, which is far too common, and teach her to believe in how attractive and tasty her crotch is, she will love you forever, or at least always remember you as the one who gave her confidence in her sexuality. Let's be honest, sometimes that's better than the act of sex itself. Helping a woman break down those emotional barriers about themselves is one of the most rewarding experiances of any relationship.

Ya, right up until she explored her new confidence in her sexuality with another man, then called to tell me about it.

It felt really rewarding up until that phone call.


On the subject though, fucking chocolate wax donuts taste like shit.