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I sense a new STFU candidate
Posted: April 24, 2003, 8:35 pm
by Ajran
The newest registered user is Tard Pucker
Posted: April 24, 2003, 8:47 pm
by Truant
we often, in moments of boredom, make new accounts with random weird names just so we have something to laugh at on the front page.
You'll notice OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of those "newest member" names never appear in posts.
Posted: April 24, 2003, 9:38 pm
by Ajran
I'd have to be pretty damned bored to make a fake account just for that purpose...
but hey if that floats your boat..
Posted: April 24, 2003, 9:39 pm
by Tard Pucker
_Greetings_
... from the newest STFU candidate...

Posted: April 24, 2003, 9:43 pm
by Shaerra
Tard Pucker wrote:What do you see in the Dark when the Demons come?
Aranuil
Posted: April 24, 2003, 9:45 pm
by cid
Jackass!
Posted: April 24, 2003, 9:49 pm
by Ajran
Tard Pucker wrote:What do you see in the Dark when the Demons come?
Nothing.... cause um... its fucking dark?
oh and... JACKASS!
Posted: April 24, 2003, 9:55 pm
by Tard Pucker
Ajran wrote:
Nothing.... cause um... its fucking dark?
oh and... JACKASS!
I see Ajran has proficiency in profanity...
oh and... HELLO!
Posted: April 24, 2003, 10:04 pm
by Shaerra
Tard Pucker wrote:Say NO to Demonic Possession !
No
Posted: April 24, 2003, 10:27 pm
by Arborealus
Tard Pucker wrote:Say NO to Demonic Posession!
Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass
Posted: April 24, 2003, 11:19 pm
by Tard Pucker
Arborealus wrote:
Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass
Ah, a reluctant crowd in opening up to a new mind... *Jackass*
... hmm... to be expected.
Lets examine the word Jackass why don't we...
jack·ass n.
A male ass or donkey.
A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead:
“You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”
Posted: April 24, 2003, 11:21 pm
by noel
Tard Pucker wrote:You have added this person to your Ignore List. Click HERE to view this post.
Posted: April 24, 2003, 11:33 pm
by Tard Pucker
Aranuil wrote:Click HERE to view this post.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Posted: April 24, 2003, 11:33 pm
by Spangaloid_PE
Posted: April 25, 2003, 1:22 am
by Zamtuk
Tard Pucker wrote:Arborealus wrote:
Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass
Ah, a reluctant crowd in opening up to a new mind... *Jackass*
... hmm... to be expected.
Lets examine the word Jackass why don't we...
jack·ass n.
A male ass or donkey.
A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead:
“You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”
Glad you could identify that. So shut the fuck up.
Posted: April 25, 2003, 9:31 am
by Knibble
Posted: April 25, 2003, 2:15 pm
by Tard Pucker
A foolish or stupid person
Glad you could identify that. So shut the fuck up.
What makes you think I was referring to myself... And yes... I can Identify that you are a JACKASS.
Zamtuk
- Seriously, If you think that flaming me until I leave is going to happen then you must have lost some intelligence points from that DANK you been smokin'.
But if you feel threatened by my presence... then by all means... Let me hear your

Posted: April 25, 2003, 2:20 pm
by Animalor
Posted: April 25, 2003, 2:27 pm
by Tard Pucker
I figured someone would come out with that...
Whats the matter here... Afraid of a

Posted: April 25, 2003, 2:38 pm
by Hammerstalker PE
Hrmm what is your in game name Tard?
Posted: April 25, 2003, 2:38 pm
by Lalanae
I don't think he's really a newbie...
Posted: April 25, 2003, 2:46 pm
by Animalor
Tard Pucker wrote:
I figured someone would come out with that...
Whats the matter here... Afraid of a

Not really. Just being a bit

without being too much of an

Posted: April 25, 2003, 3:23 pm
by Tard Pucker
A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

Posted: April 25, 2003, 3:32 pm
by Vetiria
Xouqoa wrote:No trolls allowed. If you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave.
Posted: April 25, 2003, 3:35 pm
by sarlen
Lalanae wrote:I don't think he's really a newbie...
How bout it Xou, any IP matches?
Posted: April 25, 2003, 3:48 pm
by Tard Pucker
Vetiria wrote:if you're anon or even unknown, don't expect us to be kind. If you come here looking to start shit, please leave.
OF COURSE... I am not looking to start shit but will stand my ground... Isnt that how it works? ... First you get flamed...you stand your ground... then the shroud of animosity can fall. -OR- is this such an exclusive and somewhat reclusive community that shy's to the sight of a new face?
I *was* under the impression that this forum was welcome to newcomers but I see that the _CHIP_ on the proverbial shoulder is rather large. Yet, if you believe that I will tuck tail and run off whining...you are mistaken.
Posted: April 25, 2003, 4:06 pm
by Xouqoa
Nope, unique IP.
Tard, you're welcome to post here.. but you will most likely be met with hostility if you don't your your in game name. That's just the way it's always been.

Posted: April 25, 2003, 4:18 pm
by Ajran
EL OH EL if you think my initial post was a flame... It was merely an observation made on the history of people who register to this board using names like yours.
the jackassing of a first time poster is a long time Flamevault/Veeshanvault tradition.
but hey at least the observation in my initial post was correct so far.. thanks for proving me right..
toodles..
-Ajran
Posted: April 25, 2003, 4:26 pm
by Tard Pucker
Ajran wrote:EL OH EL if you think my initial post was a flame... It was merely an observation made on the history of people who register to this board using names like yours.
the jackassing of a first time poster is a long time Flamevault/Veeshanvault tradition.
but hey at least the observation in my initial post was correct so far.. thanks for proving me right..
toodles..
-Ajran
I am full aware of the *jackassing* of a first time poster... and thank you... much enjoyed...
ajran... you proved nothing.
Posted: April 25, 2003, 4:55 pm
by Ajran
Tard Pucker wrote:Arborealus wrote:
Ermmm dont believe in those either.../jackass
Ah, a reluctant crowd in opening up to a new mind... *Jackass*
... hmm... to be expected.
Lets examine the word Jackass why don't we...
jack·ass n.
A male ass or donkey.
A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead:
“You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”
This post suggests otherwise...
Posted: April 25, 2003, 4:57 pm
by Ajran
In any case post your in game name otherwise I'm done with ya
Posted: April 25, 2003, 4:59 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Yet, if you believe that I will tuck tail and run off whining...you are mistaken.
And if you believe that the VV community gives a shit one way or the other, you would be mistaken.
Posted: April 25, 2003, 5:14 pm
by Tard Pucker
Fairweather Pure wrote:And if you believe that the VV community gives a shit one way or the other, you would be mistaken.
good...since you don't give a shit... then i have found a new home.
Posted: April 25, 2003, 5:19 pm
by Tard Pucker
TARD Ajran wrote:"You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped”
This post suggests otherwise...
obviously Ajran I was not referring to myself... read between the lines ass hat
Posted: April 25, 2003, 6:45 pm
by Ajran
aaahhhh Silence once again...
I'd like to take this oppurtunity to publicly thank Searyx for making the STFU feature a reality on VV... maybe he's not so bad after all..
Posted: April 25, 2003, 7:17 pm
by Shaerra
I kinda like Tard.

Posted: April 25, 2003, 7:23 pm
by Laliana
Shaerra wrote:I kinda like Tard.

Why am I not surprised?
Posted: April 25, 2003, 7:24 pm
by Aslanna
I kinda like Tard.
Weird.. So do I. Post on!
Posted: April 25, 2003, 7:47 pm
by Arsecn
His avatar is great
Belated /jackass to you!
Posted: April 25, 2003, 7:48 pm
by Tard Pucker
Aslanna wrote:I kinda like Tard.
Weird.. So do I. Post on!
Thank you... Thank you... Oh, and don't forget to tip your waiters... I'll be here all week!

Posted: April 25, 2003, 8:54 pm
by Lalanae
obviously Ajran I was not referring to myself... read between the lines ass hat
Ass hat...hrm...
I'm still not convinced that Tard Pucker is a complete newbie, unique IP or not.
Posted: April 25, 2003, 9:22 pm
by Tard Pucker
Lalanae wrote:Ass hat...hrm...
I'm still not convinced that Tard Pucker is a complete newbie, unique IP or not.
Lalanae & et al,
Complete newbie I yam... although I am a quick study. Story is as follows... 1st time poster... long time reader... yada yada...
Moreover, this is the *very* first forum I have ever joined... to be quite frank... I do not play EQ currently... hence... no in game name to provide. although, I have found hours of amusement reading posts in this forum and for that... I thank you.
_Just a quick note on my credibility tip_
Posted: April 25, 2003, 9:36 pm
by Xouqoa
How'd you find the board, if you don't play EQ? Just curious. =)
Posted: April 25, 2003, 11:23 pm
by Lalanae
Xouqoa wrote:How'd you find the board, if you don't play EQ? Just curious. =)
I do not play EQ currently
Well happy jackass to you then sorta-newbie. Be nice to know who you were in EQ, but if you don't feel comfortable for some reason...