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Posted: April 18, 2003, 10:36 am
by Akaran_D
I am so farking WIRED. On bloody steroids for a bit of pneumonia, I can't farking sleep, think I slept from 930pm till 1230am last night,t hen up from then till 6am playing WC3, woke up at 9 this morning, can't even lay down for 2 minutes straight, I am so fucking exhausted and I can't even close my eyes for 2 fucking minutes without dreaming that the damn treants from WarCraft are trying to scalp me.


Prednozione is bad, mmmmkay?

Posted: April 18, 2003, 10:41 am
by Fairweather Pure
Orgasams help me sleep. Of course, that's my advice for just about anything really.

Bad day at work? Orgasam

Lost your job? Orgasam

Feeling a little down? Orgasam

Just won the lotto? Orgasam

You get the idea.

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:30 am
by Akaran_D
I did that till I was about damn near in tears last night. Helped not a bit. :(

nice to know I'm not the only one that feels that way tho.

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:30 am
by Cotto
Get attacked by treants. Orgasam


Hmm...tree porn

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:35 am
by Bubba Grizz
Akaran_D wrote:I did that till I was about damn near in tears last night. Helped not a bit. :(

nice to know I'm not the only one that feels that way tho.
But was your orgasm self inflicted?

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:37 am
by Animalor
Cotto wrote:Get attacked by treants. Orgasam


Hmm...tree porn
Watch out for hungry squirls.

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:42 am
by Akaran_D
a gentleman never tells, Bubba. :)

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:43 am
by Voronwë
prednozone isnt a hallucinagen dork :p

if you have ever done some really hard drugs in your life you will know that the only way to get them to stop wrecking havoc on you and let you sleep is to drink yourself into oblivion. this is a purely academic

this should not be construed as medical advice, unless you are in Tobago, where persons with me...er...credentials are not forbidden from practicing..em...medicine.

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:49 am
by Akaran_D
I know it's nopt a hallucina.. ah, spelling > me, not even going to try.

Does have this really dicky side effect of jacking my pulse somewhere over the rainbow.. just can't sleep when you can watch the *blankets* on your chest pounding from your heartbat. =p

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:50 am
by Cartalas
Akaran_D wrote:I know it's nopt a hallucina.. ah, spelling > me, not even going to try.

Does have this really dicky side effect of jacking my pulse somewhere over the rainbow.. just can't sleep when you can watch the *blankets* on your chest pounding from your heartbat. =p

Or your Right hand!!

Posted: April 18, 2003, 11:51 am
by Voronwë
have you told the doctor who prescribed the steroid to you about the side effects?

i would suggest calling him and having him fax a prescription to the pharmacist for a different steroid that could still accomplish his treatment goals, but may not have such unpleasant sideeffects for you. sounds unhealthy to me honestly.

Posted: April 18, 2003, 12:07 pm
by Shaerra
Smoke pot! Pot cures pneumonia! You can use it to masturbate, too!

As a matter of fact, when they added pot to Blue Star Ointment, it started curing all kinds of things!

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The original. Blue Star Ointment provides effective temporary relief for pain & itching of ringworm, athlete's foot, scalp itch, jock itch, psoriasis and other minor skin irritations. Suggested Use: Apply as needed to affected area, or roll up a fatty blunt.

HURRAY POT!!!!

Posted: April 18, 2003, 12:17 pm
by Cartalas
[quote="Shaerra"]Smoke pot! Pot cures pneumonia! You can use it to masturbate, too!

quote]


You use a pot to Masturbate?

This I want to see :twisted:

Posted: April 18, 2003, 12:29 pm
by Lalanae
haha Shaerra

I use pot to clean my copper pots and pans! Look at how they shine! Need a mid-day pick-me-up? HOOKERWHORESLUT pot in your lemonade! Grandad: "Mmm MMM! Just what I need on a hot summer days!" Does your dog have fleas? Well rub a little pot on Sparky and watch those fleas disappear! Woof! See, even Sparky likes pot! (Sparky catches Frisbee) Good dog!


(sorry just love the infomercial genre)