For the love of God

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 11, 2003, 6:15 pm

Does this really need to fucking happen? So soon?

Shamless

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 12, 2003, 8:16 am

Sure the chick from sabrina the teenaged witch can play her and it will be a feelgood movie about one woman's survival as a POW in the most brutal regime since pol pot. They can have a cool scene where she kills 40 Iraqis with her machine gun before getting caught and has to fight a bunch of lions and ninjas and robots and stuff until she fights here way out and into a one on one knife fight with Saddam Hussein (he cheats and uses an anthrax gun -- one of his many weapons of mass destruction).

Then the daring rescue takes place when the marines (micheal biehn, jake busey, the black guy from star trek voyager), kick down the spiked doors of the secret underground hospital/chemical weapons factory/torture chamber, kill a whole lot of Iraqis in black and silver uniforms with red swastikas on their chest, and due to a heroic sacrifice by the black guy (who dies), she is saved and wrapped up in an American flag and goes onto an exciting career of having a book ghost written for her and appearing on Oprah and maybe a diet pepsi commercial.

Braxter · Post by **Braxter** » April 12, 2003, 8:59 am

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 13, 2003, 6:19 pm

HAHA!

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » April 13, 2003, 6:23 pm

I'm still wiating for her tell all book to disclose everyting that she cannot say on air. About time to cash in babay!

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 13, 2003, 9:52 pm

kyoukan wrote:Sure the chick from sabrina the teenaged witch can play her and it will be a feelgood movie about one woman's survival as a POW in the most brutal regime since pol pot. They can have a cool scene where she kills 40 Iraqis with her machine gun before getting caught and has to fight a bunch of lions and ninjas and robots and stuff until she fights here way out and into a one on one knife fight with Saddam Hussein (he cheats and uses an anthrax gun -- one of his many weapons of mass destruction).

Then the daring rescue takes place when the marines (micheal biehn, jake busey, the black guy from star trek voyager), kick down the spiked doors of the secret underground hospital/chemical weapons factory/torture chamber, kill a whole lot of Iraqis in black and silver uniforms with red swastikas on their chest, and due to a heroic sacrifice by the black guy (who dies), she is saved and wrapped up in an American flag and goes onto an exciting career of having a book ghost written for her and appearing on Oprah and maybe a diet pepsi commercial.

rofl! kyoukan is seekritly jerry bruckheimer

noel · Post by **noel** » April 15, 2003, 12:11 am

kyoukan wrote:...micheal biehn...

GOD, THIS IS BAD KARMA 1! CHARLIE SHEEN IS DOING COKE AGAIN, CAN YOU PLEASE SHOOT HIM INSTEAD OF THE BROWN PEOPLE AND END THIS SHITTY MOVIE!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 15, 2003, 10:55 am

WTF, Aranuil?

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » April 15, 2003, 1:07 pm

Michael Biehn hmm
I had a crush on him back in the 80's

and who's jake busey?

edit: right found him on google, interesting guy lol

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » April 15, 2003, 1:11 pm

gary busey's son

noel · Post by **noel** » April 15, 2003, 1:25 pm

masteen wrote:

WTF, Aranuil?

Rent Navy SEALs. All will be revealed.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 15, 2003, 6:22 pm

I've seen that shitty movie one time too many already (in other words once). Please just 'splain it to me.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 15, 2003, 6:49 pm

masteen wrote:I've seen that shitty movie one time too many already (in other words once). Please just 'splain it to me.

In the movie, Michael Bhienh plays the SEAL team leader, and his code name is Bad Karma 1.

When watching E's true Hollywood story about Charlie Sheen, he reveals that at the time the movie was made, he was doing a mountain of coke an night.

Therefore, knowing these two facts, and knowing what a horrible movie that was, I decided to combine them in a poor attempt to be humorous.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 15, 2003, 6:57 pm

Are you obsessed with Micheal Beihn or something?

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » April 15, 2003, 7:03 pm

Thanks obscure reference to two separate but equally unappealing show, Navy Seals and True Hollywood Story.

noel · Post by **noel** » April 15, 2003, 7:48 pm

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » April 15, 2003, 11:30 pm

LMAO, kyo im sorry but that was fuckin hillarious

the whole jessica lynch deal in my oppinion is bullshit propaganda, 9 fucking people died to save 1, and it is the most heroic tale we can get out of this war...in a "daring and extreamily tactical full forced rescue"

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 16, 2003, 1:30 am

Probably soon to be overshadowed by the heroic tale of the 7 POW's!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 16, 2003, 10:12 am

Krimson Klaw wrote:I'm still wiating for her tell all book to disclose everyting that she cannot say on air. About time to cash in babay!

many people will cash in on this, have no doubt.

she should at least be one of them.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 16, 2003, 2:34 pm

Xzion wrote:... 9 fucking people died to save

Nobody died to rescue Jessica. The bodies found were from the original ambush in which Jessica was taken prisoner.

I think you need a brain. Kooky's may be for sale... she hardly uses it anyway...

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 16, 2003, 3:13 pm

man I can't compete with hilarious wit like that

noel · Post by **noel** » April 16, 2003, 3:16 pm

Metanis wrote:
Xzion wrote:... 9 fucking people died to save
Nobody died to rescue Jessica. The bodies found were from the original ambush in which Jessica was taken prisoner.

I think you need a brain. Kooky's may be for sale... she hardly uses it anyway...

Because, all of your posts are the pinnacle of literary/linguistical mastery.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 16, 2003, 4:52 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Metanis wrote:
Xzion wrote:... 9 fucking people died to save
Nobody died to rescue Jessica. The bodies found were from the original ambush in which Jessica was taken prisoner.

I think you need a brain. Kooky's may be for sale... she hardly uses it anyway...
Because, all of your posts are the pinnacle of literary/linguistical mastery.

Thanks! I appreciate your posts too Aranuil.

Seriously, what are you trying to say?

Coyness doesn't become you.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 16, 2003, 5:22 pm

Now I may be Canadian, so I may have missed something in the translation, but I think he was basically saying he feels you have the intelligence of a cantelope and your contributions to a discussion are as stimulating as a 90 year old Russian woman.

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » April 16, 2003, 5:35 pm

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » April 16, 2003, 5:37 pm

Goddam, that picture made me spit coke all over my keyboard!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

noel · Post by **noel** » April 16, 2003, 5:46 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:Now I may be Canadian, so I may have missed something in the translation, but I think he was basically saying he feels you have the intelligence of a cantelope and your contributions to a discussion are as stimulating as a 90 year old Russian woman.

Exactly.

I often wish there were some way to have select adult Americans sent to Canada to repair their education. A lot of them need it.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 16, 2003, 5:52 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:Now I may be Canadian, so I may have missed something in the translation, but I think he was basically saying he feels you have the intelligence of a cantelope and your contributions to a discussion are as stimulating as a 90 year old Russian woman.
Exactly.

I often wish there were some way to have select adult Americans sent to Canada to repair their education. A lot of them need it.

I'll bring my posts down closer to the average intelligence of the board. It's tough emulating a 2-year old, but there are plenty of role models here...

noel · Post by **noel** » April 16, 2003, 6:44 pm

Metanis wrote:
Aranuil wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:Now I may be Canadian, so I may have missed something in the translation, but I think he was basically saying he feels you have the intelligence of a cantelope and your contributions to a discussion are as stimulating as a 90 year old Russian woman.
Exactly.

I often wish there were some way to have select adult Americans sent to Canada to repair their education. A lot of them need it.
I'll bring my posts down closer to the average intelligence of the board. It's tough emulating a 2-year old, but there are plenty of role models here...

Looks like you're well on your way.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » April 16, 2003, 7:04 pm

omfg that cat pic made me snort ><

noel · Post by **noel** » April 16, 2003, 7:18 pm

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 16, 2003, 7:46 pm

Metanis wrote:I'll bring my posts down closer to the average intelligence of the board. It's tough emulating a 2-year old, but there are plenty of role models here...

Yes because it's everybody else that uses whacky derogatory nicknames and attacks people completely out of no where out of nothing but spite and passive-aggresive anger after losing 200 arguments in a row and not you. Oh wait nevermind. Take what I just said and totally reverse it.

Drakoslay123 · Post by **Drakoslay123** » April 16, 2003, 8:37 pm

Metanis, u totally misread Xzion's post. Oh well.

Drakoslay

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » April 17, 2003, 1:47 pm

Drakoslay123 wrote:Metanis, u totally misread Xzion's post. Oh well.

Drakoslay

No actually I don't think I did.

Xzion wrote (emphasis mine)...

the whole jessica lynch deal in my oppinion is bullshit propaganda, 9 fucking people died to save 1, and it is the most heroic tale we can get out of this war...in a "daring and extreamily tactical full forced rescue"

He was implying that 9 people died in the rescue operation to save Jessica. That is total bullshit. I will repeat... not a single person died in the rescue mission to save Jessica Lynch.

The rescue mission found the bodies of other members of the 507th who were killed during the original firefight which occurred days before the rescue. It actually speaks very highly of the rescue force leadership that they took the time to recover the bodies once they were made aware of them.

Xzion was bad-mouthing the rescue mission based on a faulty understanding of the events, that's why I called him on it.

It would appear Drakoslay that you also have misunderstood the issues at hand.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » April 17, 2003, 3:16 pm

eh seems like the rescue was pretty much staged anyway. Interviews with the doctor who treated her (and who moved her to a different room so the militia didn't find her when they came) and the ambulance driver points toward them trying to hand over Jessica peacefully. Guess they wanted some good PR, and of course the photos of the rescue mission (notice: Not a single photo from inside the hospital) were very dramatic.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » April 17, 2003, 8:19 pm

Special forces saved her. If anyone from special forces died, we would not know about it.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 18, 2003, 3:33 pm

Xzion was bad-mouthing the rescue mission

O NO!