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* * BREAKING NEWS **

Posted: March 28, 2003, 12:38 am
by emmer
THIS JUST IN

thoughts, comments?

Posted: March 28, 2003, 12:43 am
by Spangaloid_PE
i love lesbians :D

Posted: March 28, 2003, 12:44 am
by kyoukan
if I lived in russia I'd probably be a dyke too. Is there such thing as a Russian male that isn't an alcoholic?

I went there when I was still in high school and every guy I interacted with was basically drinking all day.

on a related note: tatu is starting to get on my fucking nerves. christ make a new song ladies you've been whoring that one since 1999.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 12:52 am
by Toshira
Think that's the point, Kooky. Ratings slipping. Need new promotional gimmick. SEX. Woo, back on top.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 1:25 am
by Pherr the Dorf
THOSE lesbians are pro-bush

Posted: March 28, 2003, 1:35 am
by Anuin
Toshira wrote:Think that's the point, Kooky. Ratings slipping. Need new promotional gimmick. SEX. Woo, back on top.
Works for me.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 2:31 am
by Millie
Woohoo for marketing gimmicks.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 7:48 am
by Animalor
The Marketing's about to get worse. I heard the other day that nymphette #2 just turned 18 and they be posing for Playboy together very soonish...

Posted: March 28, 2003, 8:07 am
by emmer
"Maybe we've had four or fivesomes, it's our secret. After gigs we like taking a couple of sexy girls to our hotel room."
I've thought about it a while and I've fleshed out what I consider to be a pretty solid plan. I figure if I can just invent a time machine I'll go back to the exact moment Julia Volkova was concieved and shoot myself in the head, I will then be reincarnated and destined to enter a life full of hot sweaty group dykesex.

I mean, it's worth a shot anyway, right... ? :o

Posted: March 28, 2003, 10:12 am
by retiredwikit
There is always that chance Emmer

Posted: March 28, 2003, 10:14 am
by Kilmoll the Sexy
Who cares if they even make music? We can watch two decent looking chicks kissing and not mind paying for it. They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking, and still sell out just by being lesbians.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 10:19 am
by retiredwikit
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Who cares if they even make music? We can watch two decent looking chicks kissing and not mind paying for it. They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking, and still sell out just by being lesbians.
I'd buy it!!

Posted: March 28, 2003, 10:19 am
by Gurugurumaki
retiredwikit wrote:
Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Who cares if they even make music? We can watch two decent looking chicks kissing and not mind paying for it. They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking, and still sell out just by being lesbians.
I'd buy it!!
I won't fyi

Posted: March 28, 2003, 12:08 pm
by Trek
I would probably wait for the DVD :wink:

Posted: March 28, 2003, 12:21 pm
by miir
They could probably turn out a CD with sounds of 2 buffaloes fucking
You obviously haven't heard their music.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 12:24 pm
by miir
As per my post on the other lesbian thread...


There are still no 'hot' lesbians.
I challenge anyone to find me a lesbian that doesn't look like Melissa Etheridge.


Funny that these girls are marketed as a "Lesbian pop duo".
It doesn't bother us if it's a man or a woman. But it is not as much fun with men

Posted: March 28, 2003, 1:36 pm
by Kelshara
They are not even lesbians, they both have boyfriends and the whole lesbian crap is a PR gimmick. It's been known in Europe for a while that it is pure and utter BS.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 1:45 pm
by Trek
I think we must demand proof! Nothing short of diving will be accepted.

Posted: March 28, 2003, 2:24 pm
by masteen
Kelshara wrote:They are not even lesbians, they both have boyfriends and the whole lesbian crap is a PR gimmick. It's been known in Europe for a while that it is pure and utter BS.
My gimmick is definitely aroused now :P

Posted: March 28, 2003, 8:57 pm
by Xaem
How is this 'breaking' news?

Posted: March 29, 2003, 1:31 am
by Spangaloid_PE
Kelshara wrote:They are not even lesbians, they both have boyfriends and the whole lesbian crap is a PR gimmick. It's been known in Europe for a while that it is pure and utter BS.

who gives a shit, i still love lesbians :D

Posted: March 29, 2003, 2:08 am
by Zamtuk
Julia adds: "I don't know about other men but Russian men are like sewing machines - always just a quick stitch."
ROFL!

Posted: March 29, 2003, 3:04 am
by Millie
miir wrote:There are still no 'hot' lesbians.
Pornstar Janine Lindemulder is an incredibly attractive lesbian. She will only work with women in her movies; she won't even go near a man for sex.

She's a porn star, so you may have to take her sexual preferences with a grain of salt. But even still, female pornstars get paid considerably more money for guy/girl scenes than they do for girl/girl scenes. So if Janine's lesbianism is a gimmick, it's not exactly the best money-making gimmick in the world. My guess is that she really does prefer tacos to hot dogs.