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What kind do you prefer to wear?!

Inspired by the how do you pee thread..

*Editted to add additional choices

*Oops forgot Thong (female) - though does any female actually wear a thong for herself?!

Depends on what I feel like wearing. It's always either Boxer briefs or boxers.

Boxer briefs. I need to keep that fucker under control.

Boxers. I like to let em roam free like wild bulls.

I prefer Bikini Briefs because no.1 It's good to keep everything where it is supposed to be. Also in my opinion its a big more classy to have all your bits and pieces in one area when wearing a suit or what not.
Plus
I Look GOOD!

I hate the term "Tighty Whities" because I don't wear the white ones.

I call them nut huggers.


I wear them so my nuts don't slap around when I do stuff at the gym etc....

Also because when I wear shorts people were getting free peeks at the goods. I have a tight policy on that, if you see my dick there are two options, you can either die, or service me. So boxers are a dangerous thing.

Sure I could wear boxer-breifs but everytime I see those all I think is "make up your fucking mind" because they really aren't made for sports (they restrict movement and hold in heat more then nuthuggers), they don't look more comfortable, and to be honest...I think they look even sillier then nuthuggers.

I assume bikini breifs are what we call the "banana sling" ? Just checking because I don't normally associate the word "breif" with them and I don't know if they are some sort of hybrid between the sling and tighty whities...like the boxer-breif is a cross between boxers and standard breifs.

I lumped in "nut huggers" with the tighty whities just for you Pils!

And I would have to agree - if that is your style of choice at least go with something in color

Thanks Sirensa

Sylvos wrote:I prefer Bikini Briefs because no.1 It's good to keep everything where it is supposed to be. Also in my opinion its a big more classy to have all your bits and pieces in one area when wearing a suit or what not.

Guess you won't be trying to have any kids soon!

Again, what's underwear?

at this point in time, that is a good thing hayley =)
and my sperm count is fine thx!

Sylvos wrote:Also in my opinion its a big more classy to have all your bits and pieces in one area when wearing a suit or what not.
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I just tuck em into my sock.

Boxers - In many different styles - the height of post-Gregorian fashion.

Nuthuggers lower the sperm count because sperm can only survive in a very specific temperature range....that being said the body regulates that temperature by raising and lowering your nuts to bring them closer to your body when they get cold or let them hang down more when they are too warm.

You can note this by looking at your nuts response to cold or warm water.

Now....nut huggers don't allow for a lot of downward movement (which is why I like them, I hate them slapping around), thus your sperm get killed by the heat.

Wearing boxers for a few days should reverse the situation, what's the sperms average life cycle? Less then a week I imagine, you should have a full lively load soon.....unless there is a secondary problem with nuthuggers that causes permanent damage I don't know about.

Until then if my sperm count is lowered, grats me....less chance of an accident...I'm single.

boxers are just OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS more comtherable, dont like to have me shit straped down...heh and what the hells wrong with a low sperm count...prolly 4% of the reason i smoke pot!

/em taps fingernails on desk waiting for Winnow's answer...

Shaerra wrote:/em taps fingernails on desk waiting for Winnow's answer...

Shae do you even wear underwear?

Gurugurumaki wrote:

Shaerra wrote:/em taps fingernails on desk waiting for Winnow's answer...

Shae do you even wear underwear?

Check PM's for pics.

Shaerra wrote:

Gurugurumaki wrote:

Shaerra wrote:/em taps fingernails on desk waiting for Winnow's answer...

Shae do you even wear underwear?

Check PM's for pics.

So you DO have a penis, I thought so!!!!1111

Wish I could say the same for you!!1!

Shaerra wrote:Wish I could say the same for you!!1!

But, but I do have one, ask your mom~

I can attest that every member of fluffy bunnies wears thongs.

I know what you guys are gonna say (/sarcasm on)"That sure is a reliable source" (/sarcasm off)

But, I was watching MTV and it was the Urban Myth show, wearing nuthuggers doesn't really raise the temperature around your nutsack that much. So, they don't kill off that many sperm.

I didn't say it was a huge factor, I was just saying the miniscule amount of sperm killed can be reversed if you wear boxers or go commando for a week.

I definately wouldn't wear nuthuggers as a form of birth control....that would be insanely retarded.

P.S. Shaerra I checked my PM's I don't see any pics. Please resend.

I guess I dont see what the big deal or debate is with underwear. You wear what you like, feel comfortable in. People have different levels of comfiness. I dont consider tighty whities to be juvenile, nor do I consider boxers to be 'adult.' They're both the same thing: underwear.

Drustwyn wrote:I dont consider tighty whities to be juvenile, nor do I consider boxers to be 'adult.' They're both the same thing: underwear.

But what about Underoos?!

Underoos kicked ass. I had R2D2 underoos. They make 'underoos' boxers too nowdays.

I dont see a Thong (female) option there. Sounds like a rigged poll!

lol that's weird! I had female thong up as an option originally - but then I started trying to organize choices by gender and must have forgotten it

OOPS Will re-add it!

What if you only where man-thongs for your day job and prefer boxers after work? This poll is rigged!

Gutterr wrote:What if you only where man-thongs for your day job and prefer boxers after work? This poll is rigged!

I think that is how Sirensa likes it

http://www.webundies.com/poll_results.htm

That's a link with several thousand votes regarding what men look sexiest wearing as far as boxer, breifs, thongs, etc...

Also what if I wear breifs on most days except saturday...when I wear this


Or this



????

Boxers are my choice.

The only bad thing I find with them is when I'm running or wearing something like slacks the constant swinging and rubbing Oh wait thats a story for another time.

I like boxers for the comfort.

Maybe that's why I dislike boxers so much? My choice of pants?

I mean I knew going to the gym made me hate them...but all I wear is slacks or like khaki shorts. It was the dress code in my office to wear khaki's and a collared shirt...for 6 years...so eventually as my clothes from college wore thin they got replaced with shit I could wear at work or out at clubs.

Typically you can wear khaki slacks to a bar, dance club, work, McD's anywhere really.....and they were less "constricting. Yes, I know it's odd to say I hate contricting jeans but then wear nuthuggers over boxers...but it's different, one cradles the nuts and protects them from harm, the other tries to turn them into something similar to mashed potatoes.

Plus in slacks you can break into a sprint or kick someone in the face, in jeans I could never do that...well maybe you could now with the baggy look...but I'm not much into that.

Sirensa wrote:does any female actually wear a thong for herself?!

Every girl I know wears a thong, regardless of trying to impress men. Thongs are uncomfortable (so I hear!), but they eliminate embarassing panty lines. Thongs are also pretty mainstream these days (at least in LA). Gone are the days when wearing a thong automatically labeled you a slut or a "party girl."

boxer briefs, with bikini briefs on the rare occasion.

comfort + support.

I don't think thongs are uncomfortable, you just have to get used to wearing them. Pantylines bad. >< Victoria's low rise thongs are .

Boxers > All

Millie in a thong > All

bikini briefs at work...nekkid whenever at home so none of the above for 60% or the time

Most girls I know wear thongs now....it's easy to tell once you get them drunk...for some reason the drunker they get the higher females panties get in the back...eventually once they are plastered thier underwear are a good 2 inches above thier pants line...I'm not sure on the actual mechanics of how that works, it just does.

Usually after a party I can tell you what color and style of panties every drunk chick there was wearing.

Pilsburry wrote:Most girls I know wear thongs now....it's easy to tell once you get them drunk...for some reason the drunker they get the higher females panties get in the back...eventually once they are plastered thier underwear are a good 2 inches above thier pants line...I'm not sure on the actual mechanics of how that works, it just does.

Usually after a party I can tell you what color and style of panties every drunk chick there was wearing.

That like a gas gauge on a car, the higher the panties, the more booze they have. Of course sometimes you have to break the needle.

Pilsburry wrote: Plus in slacks you can break into a sprint or kick someone in the face, in jeans I could never do that...well maybe you could now with the baggy look...but I'm not much into that.

wtf. When you buy pants, are the first questions you ask: Can I break into a sprint or kick someone in the face while wearing these?

Do you have to lay down on your bed and squeeze yourself into your jeans? If so, you might be a redneck. I don't know many guys, except for rodeo cowboys, that would split their jeans from kicking.

hehe.
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I answered the poll. You've got to see for yourself! Or ask Brittney after FF!

winnow wrote:wtf. When you buy pants, are the first questions you ask: Can I break into a sprint or kick someone in the face while wearing these?

Do you have to lay down on your bed and squeeze yourself into your jeans? If so, you might be a redneck. I don't know many guys, except for rodeo cowboys, that would split their jeans from kicking.

It's not the jeans I'm worried about causing damage to....

Take the jeans, put them on, kick over your head.

Now go take some slacks and try again, it's much easier in slacks.

No, I don't buy slacks based on if I can kick when I wear them, but I just didn't feel comfortable in all that thick heavy denim, especially in the summer. The kicking and sprinting was just a way of explaining I felt confined in them.

Plus I think Slacks look better...and you can wear them more places, they can be casual with a T-shirt, business casual with a sweater or Golf shirt, or even toss on a dress shirt and tie and your semi-formal. Jeans are just casual.

THey don't take forever to dry int he dryer and if you get the right fabric not only will they be wrinkle free, but they will fold easier.

They just don't hold up as well to abuse. Stains and tears etc....

Actually slacks might be cheaper too. Slacks are like $30, how much are jeans now? $40?

I used to wear tight jeans back in the day....loose jeans didn't catch on until I was in like High School. And I wore loose jeans then, but then baggy jeans came out around when I was in college....I was already migrating to slacks by then.

Now my jeans are kinda tight again, because most of them in my closet are from when I was in college and weighed 120-140 lbs. I think I have one wearable pair I bought...the rest I should toss out. And now I range from 170-185. Yeah, I'm not 20 yrs old anymore...I'll be 30 in about a year.

yea, i wear boxers, but i saw commando, and it was just too tempting not to put commando.

Pilsburry wrote:Most girls I know wear thongs now....it's easy to tell once you get them drunk...for some reason the drunker they get the higher females panties get in the back...eventually once they are plastered thier underwear are a good 2 inches above thier pants line...I'm not sure on the actual mechanics of how that works, it just does.

Usually after a party I can tell you what color and style of panties every drunk chick there was wearing.

Low-rider jeans are in style these days, so thong visibility is higher now than it's ever been. And yes, the drunker a girl gets, the higher her butt floss rides up in the back.

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