Day life in Sparty
Posted: July 23, 2002, 11:05 am
I'm often asked what my days are like. So I figured I'de carry a notepad around 1 full day and write how my day goes. So, here she is, a day in the life of Sparty.
Monday, July 22
3:30....Hi, its 3:30 am, and I just woke up to get ready for work. I'm going PP right now, and there is a little bit of a sting. Im guessing the is there because I accidently pinched my penis on the toilet seat.
3:43....Im dressed up and ready for work, but I dont have to leave for another 20 minutes. Im not really sure what the fuck to do for 20 minutes. I was thinking, if my brother wears my shirt while hes having sex with his girlfriend, does that mean ive had sex with his girlfriend? I hate when he takes my fucking clothes. He always brags, I gotta a bunch of fucking money but he never buys clothes. he gotta fucking take them from me. And he stretches them bitches out to. Seriously, I dont really mind that he takes my clothes, but I hate how disrespectful he is towards them. he doesnt bring them back. He stuffs them under his bed and I dont see them for months. Im gonna fucking shoot him. Maybe.
3:56....Im leaving for work now. I love driving around at 3:00 in the morning. Some times, I like to wake up really early, then drive over to main street and watch the bums sleep. If I was a bum, I would have a kickass house. I would chill behind some store and get a bunch of boxes, then I would make like a mansion box house. Windows and everything.
4:07....I just hit my fucking hand on the fucking door. I hate fucking door.
4:10....Works starting, cya in a bit
9:45....Ok, works over. It was a shitty day at work, my tricks brought no money in. Nah, im fucking with you, im not a pimp, I just sort boxes. If I was a pimp, I would slap my bitches.
10:15...Im taking a shower. Showers are so depressing. I wonder if I shave my pubic hairs, my penis would look bigger. Well, I'll just shave a little. Hmm, not even, i'll shave a little more. OMG, i looked like im friggin ten yrs old and I just got done watching mary-kate and ashley. Fuck, I can believe I just shaved it all off. It looks like an elderly mans nose.
10:26...After shave....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
10:35...Time for my daily nap. Im turning on a little sublime to relax me.
1:15pm...Awake! Im hungry as a mo fo. I just grabed some chips, and im in the process of eating them. Im going to name my son Maverick. I wish my name was Maverick. I would be all like, hey, im Maverick. Yup. Damn I shouldnt have shaved down there.
4:15....Just got back from my volunteer job at the handicap home. Its a home for retards and stuff. Great place.
5:45...Time for summer football workouts. Im heading to the school now. I may show the kids my penis just to see what they think of it while its shaved.
6:40...Hey, my name is coach fag, im writing to a bunch of dumbasses on the internet. I eat dog shit. Bah, one of the kids just grabed my note pad and wrote that. What a little fuck.
7:15... Mike says hes gonna tell his dad that I showed him my penis. So, i baught him the new brittney spears album and he says he wont tell.
8:30...I just robbed a jiffy store. I rob a jiffy store about once a week. I give the stolen money to the bums on main street. Basically im like robin hood. Sparty hood. HAHAHAHHAHAH, sparty hood. fuck you.
9:15... I hate you guys
10:45...Time for bed, I just put on my Dukes of Hazard undies, and im laying down to watch a little TV before I go to sleep. Sweep, sponge bob is on.
11:45...ZzZzzzZ, Hellow, this is Sparty's Penis. Someone help me. Take me away from this prison.
There ya have it, a day in the life
My name is IUHLL
Monday, July 22
3:30....Hi, its 3:30 am, and I just woke up to get ready for work. I'm going PP right now, and there is a little bit of a sting. Im guessing the is there because I accidently pinched my penis on the toilet seat.
3:43....Im dressed up and ready for work, but I dont have to leave for another 20 minutes. Im not really sure what the fuck to do for 20 minutes. I was thinking, if my brother wears my shirt while hes having sex with his girlfriend, does that mean ive had sex with his girlfriend? I hate when he takes my fucking clothes. He always brags, I gotta a bunch of fucking money but he never buys clothes. he gotta fucking take them from me. And he stretches them bitches out to. Seriously, I dont really mind that he takes my clothes, but I hate how disrespectful he is towards them. he doesnt bring them back. He stuffs them under his bed and I dont see them for months. Im gonna fucking shoot him. Maybe.
3:56....Im leaving for work now. I love driving around at 3:00 in the morning. Some times, I like to wake up really early, then drive over to main street and watch the bums sleep. If I was a bum, I would have a kickass house. I would chill behind some store and get a bunch of boxes, then I would make like a mansion box house. Windows and everything.
4:07....I just hit my fucking hand on the fucking door. I hate fucking door.
4:10....Works starting, cya in a bit
9:45....Ok, works over. It was a shitty day at work, my tricks brought no money in. Nah, im fucking with you, im not a pimp, I just sort boxes. If I was a pimp, I would slap my bitches.
10:15...Im taking a shower. Showers are so depressing. I wonder if I shave my pubic hairs, my penis would look bigger. Well, I'll just shave a little. Hmm, not even, i'll shave a little more. OMG, i looked like im friggin ten yrs old and I just got done watching mary-kate and ashley. Fuck, I can believe I just shaved it all off. It looks like an elderly mans nose.
10:26...After shave....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
10:35...Time for my daily nap. Im turning on a little sublime to relax me.
1:15pm...Awake! Im hungry as a mo fo. I just grabed some chips, and im in the process of eating them. Im going to name my son Maverick. I wish my name was Maverick. I would be all like, hey, im Maverick. Yup. Damn I shouldnt have shaved down there.
4:15....Just got back from my volunteer job at the handicap home. Its a home for retards and stuff. Great place.
5:45...Time for summer football workouts. Im heading to the school now. I may show the kids my penis just to see what they think of it while its shaved.
6:40...Hey, my name is coach fag, im writing to a bunch of dumbasses on the internet. I eat dog shit. Bah, one of the kids just grabed my note pad and wrote that. What a little fuck.
7:15... Mike says hes gonna tell his dad that I showed him my penis. So, i baught him the new brittney spears album and he says he wont tell.
8:30...I just robbed a jiffy store. I rob a jiffy store about once a week. I give the stolen money to the bums on main street. Basically im like robin hood. Sparty hood. HAHAHAHHAHAH, sparty hood. fuck you.
9:15... I hate you guys
10:45...Time for bed, I just put on my Dukes of Hazard undies, and im laying down to watch a little TV before I go to sleep. Sweep, sponge bob is on.
11:45...ZzZzzzZ, Hellow, this is Sparty's Penis. Someone help me. Take me away from this prison.
There ya have it, a day in the life
My name is IUHLL
