VeeshanVault

Got this email from my friend, thought it was cute

Friend,

1) When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2) When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3) When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

4) When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5) When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6) When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

7) When you are sick.....stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends, or else you will have bad luck and go to hell and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.


Edit: oops..guess you didnt need her email : )

chain mail is teh suck. this one is no different.

Cute, Ravvi

*TACKLE NINJA HUGZ*

Black man talking to a white man:


When i was born i was black,
When im sick, im black
When im hot im black,
When im cold im black,
When im dead im black


When you're born you're pink,
When you're sick you're green,
When you're hot you're red,
When you're cold you're blue,
When you're dead you're grey.



And you have the nerve to call me colored?

lol.. Thats some funny shit.