Page 1 of 1
Redneck Hedonistic Roommates Update
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:47 pm
by Adex_Xeda
Welp, it looks like one of my roomates decided to mow the lawn drunk.
He failed to get the beer cans out of the yard before mowing.
The lawnmower shredded a can into slices and then kicked the shards directly into his shin.
Bloody fertilizer.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:48 pm
by Gurugurumaki
Texas has grass?
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:49 pm
by Adex_Xeda
Sadly, bigger and better grass yes.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:53 pm
by kyoukan
where's the hedonism? I was expecting a wild orgy of unprotected sex between cousins at a family reunion.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:55 pm
by Animalor
Holy shit that sounds painful.
Quick pour some beer on it to disinfect...
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:55 pm
by Gurugurumaki
kyoukan type-R wrote:where's the hedonism? I was expecting a wild orgy of unprotected sex between cousins at a family reunion.
Thats West Virginia...I'm sure Shaerra could comment on that.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:58 pm
by Voronwë
Animalor wrote:Holy shit that sounds painful.
Quick pour some beer on it to disinfect...
i would recommend making a poultice out of Skoal.
should stop the bleeding rapidly.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 6:28 pm
by Adex_Xeda
Well I've told stories about these guys before, such as the women's underwear and beer can christmas tree in our front yard *still there* thus the hedonistic descriptor.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 6:31 pm
by Sirensa
The Redneck Roommate stories are one of my favorite Veeshan Vault features!
Posted: March 17, 2003, 7:05 pm
by Pilsburry
I just took down santa, but my little fake tree is still up....I just don't know what to put where it is...I moved here around Thanksgiving...bought a new entertainment center with 2 side things with glass enclosures...I have nothing to put in the one I put that tree in.
It looks nice, just a little dated...by like 3 months.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 8:25 pm
by Akaran_D
Yo, Guru.
We don't fuck our cousins in WV.
We have cattle for that.
If you've seen our cousins, you wouldn't want to either.
I live in a region with many not so bad looking women.. probably a byproudct of living the width of a river away from ohio. =p
Tkx much.