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Tomorrow is the day of reckoning...
Posted: March 16, 2003, 11:14 pm
by Kaldaur
Sorry if the link doesn't work properly, never tried this before.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... _summit_39
"Tomorrow is a moment of truth for the world," said Bush, commander-in-chief of 250,000 troops ringing Iraq and ready to act with or without U.N. approval. He spoke Sunday after an Atlantic island summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair (news - web sites) and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar.
In Washington, Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) underscored Bush's frustration with Paris by saying, "It's difficult to take the French serious." He rejected a proposal by French President Jacques Chirac to impose a 30-day deadline for Iraq to disarm
That sums it up. Looks like tomorrow is the day to decide what goes on.
Posted: March 16, 2003, 11:19 pm
by Fash
this is your last last last last last last last last last last last chance, bitch
Posted: March 17, 2003, 9:07 am
by Braxter
It's difficult to take the French serious." He rejected a proposal by French President Jacques Chirac to impose a 30-day deadline for Iraq to disarm
furthermore, to show loyalty to bush, he also rejected adverbs.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 10:53 am
by Aslanna
US: Ok, putting together a group for an Iraq raid...
who's in?
UK: Of course I'm in.
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq
raid I lost money on.
US: *sigh* Ok, I can't make your cultural armor, but I'll
help pay for it. How much you need?
Turkey: 100k plat.
US: wtf?! Are you smithing the armor out of
platinum, ya tard? No frikking way. 30k plat,
and that's all I'm offering.
Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were spawn campin
us for frikking EVER, man -- long time ago, but we're
still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish zone line.
US: Cool, thx.
Italy: Me 2.
Chile: I'm in.
US: Ok, so far, got US, UK, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought
maybe we could leech some raid xp ...
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything.
Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?
France: Hey all, what's up?
US: Putting together a raid, hitting Iraq.
France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of
Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in
there. I'm using Alliance veto.
US: wtf? Alliance Veto?
France: Yeah, it's in the guild charter. Me, Germany,
US, Russia, and China can all cancel any guild raid
event.
Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans
wanna go ...
France: stfu, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
Bulgaria: ,,!,,
Germany: I don't really want to go either.
US: ...
France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
US: What about you, Russia.
Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if
France and Germany say no, then that's cool.
US: Jeebus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love
going on raids.
Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back
was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.
US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man.
This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we
went on Iraq raid.
France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if France doesn't go
anyway, he just feigns death anytime he sees combat.
He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.
Spain: Oops. MT.
France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid
completely.
Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was
too tired to raid. Besides, you died in first wave,
spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.
France: ..!..
US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing
together, here... look, I don't care what France says.
I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can.
China, you in?
China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
US: Ok...
North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel
accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
US: /duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy.
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.
US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us
to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.
Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's green to you.
Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It
shuts him up for a while, anyway.
France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll
break the Alliance.
Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks.
Let's go anyways.
US: France, wtf is ur problem?
France: I want to send scouts in first. Let them see
if any named are up.
US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that
long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll
reschedule then.
France: I may veto anyway.
US: Yeah, whatever.
/tell Spain Yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.
Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my
lowbie buddies are in.
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt?
Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buff toons,
but we're soloing now.
US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from
there.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 11:00 am
by Akaran_D
rofl Aslanna
Posted: March 17, 2003, 11:18 am
by Atokal
Hahahahaha
Posted: March 17, 2003, 11:19 am
by Dexail
damn, I can understand what's going on better when you put it in EQ terms like that. I've gotta take some time off or something.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 11:27 am
by observers
RoXoR
Posted: March 17, 2003, 11:42 am
by Trek
That is a piece of art
Posted: March 17, 2003, 11:58 am
by Midnyte_Ragebringer
Priceless.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 12:07 pm
by vn_Tanc
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt?
El Oh El
Posted: March 17, 2003, 12:13 pm
by Ogbar
That was priceless
Posted: March 17, 2003, 12:22 pm
by Marbus
Actually if France, Germany, Russia etc... would agree to a 30 or 60 day deadline and vote that War was sanctioned after that, I would put things off for another month or two in order to gain UN approval. If they openly state that and Bush goes anyway that will be where we split paths in our agreement on this situation... I think we have to try and work through the UN if there is any possibility at all.
Marb
PS- Aslanna that ROXORS!
Posted: March 17, 2003, 12:23 pm
by masteen
That's a gem, Aslanna!
I'm definitely up for ganking some frogs after the Iraq raid...
Posted: March 17, 2003, 12:24 pm
by Voronwë
US/UK/Spain pulled resolution off the table.
US has told UN inspectors to leave Iraq.
Bush is addressing the nation tonight.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 12:51 pm
by Drakoslay123
Aslanna, that was funny. I can't stop laughing.
Drakoslay
Posted: March 17, 2003, 1:47 pm
by Sheryl
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought
maybe we could leech some raid xp ...
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything.
Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?
HAHAHA~
Posted: March 17, 2003, 1:56 pm
by Winnow
Sunserae wrote:Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought
maybe we could leech some raid xp ...
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything.
Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?
HAHAHA~
LOL : ) I had the same line ready to quote : )
Funny stuff!
Posted: March 17, 2003, 2:51 pm
by kyoukan
haha let's compare slaughter of innocent people on a massive scale to everquest
Posted: March 17, 2003, 3:24 pm
by Aabidano
kyoukan type-R wrote:haha let's compare slaughter of innocent people on a massive scale to everquest
Kyou can play the part of Sally Struthers crying: "Please help the poor Orc Pawns"
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:09 pm
by kyoukan
ok you can be the fat uncaring white guy watching me on TV with a bored look of indifference on your face.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:10 pm
by masteen
Gimme that Snacky Cake, Sally Struthers!!!
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:11 pm
by Midnyte_Ragebringer
kyoukan type-R wrote:ok you can be the fat uncaring white guy watching me on TV with a bored look of indifference on your face.
kind of funny. Maybe if you put in it all caps it would be funnier and sound much more witty.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 5:19 pm
by Aabidano
masteen wrote:Gimme that Snacky Cake, Sally Struthers!!!
Now that was funny
Posted: March 17, 2003, 7:04 pm
by Aslanna
Haha kooky. My work here is done.
Posted: March 17, 2003, 9:10 pm
by kyoukan
Aslanna wrote:Haha kooky. My work here is done.
jesus does that mean you're leaving?
Posted: March 18, 2003, 2:26 am
by emmer
Posted: March 18, 2003, 5:01 am
by Xyun
In the second part of this story, the guild splits up into two factions who form their own guilds. Over time, tensions rise and the guilds guildwar. One guild will win and one guild will lose, but during the course of the war, the majority will just quit playing EQ.
Posted: March 18, 2003, 2:39 pm
by Oreck
Nice
Posted: March 18, 2003, 2:46 pm
by Atokal
kyoukan type-R wrote:ok you can be the fat uncaring white guy watching me on TV with a bored look of indifference on your face.
To be equally as offensive and intolerant.
OK KOOKY YOU BE THAT MIDGET, SANDNIGGER LOVING LIBERAL BITCH!!1
Get it jackhole? It isnt about color, or race. Although you would dearly like it to be.
Everyday you sink lower and lower. Don't profess to defend the rights of everyone, everywhere and claim bigotry everytime someone posts while opening your pussy licker to SHOUT biggotted statements.
