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Word of the Day
Posted: March 6, 2003, 11:48 am
by Gurugurumaki
Try to use this word in your postings. I will then delegate someone for tomorrow, then that person will delegate someone for Mon etc.
The word of the day is swallow...
e.g. Masekel likes to swallow the big cock~
Miir you can have the word of the day for Friday...cheers~
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:06 pm
by miir
Masekle shoved an african swallow up his anus.
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:08 pm
by masteen
Guru always gargles the man-juice before swallowing. He's a bukkake SUPASTAR!
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:08 pm
by Bubba Grizz
I said, "Hello" to the gay Brit with a hairlip and he replied, "Swallow".
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:11 pm
by Cartalas
This Topic is hard to swallow
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:12 pm
by Gurugurumaki
masteen rigorously licks a toss salad in prison before swallowing it~
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:28 pm
by masteen
Gurugurumaki wrote:masteen rigorously licks a toss salad in prison before swallowing it~
That's not how to use that phrase. Your grasp of ghetto srang is racking.
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:34 pm
by Gurugurumaki
No, no its right, yoo butter it up with hot juices, then proceed to get it nice and dry, by swallowing the juices...k~
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:41 pm
by Ennia
to hell with a sentance
most memorable use of swallow is here:
[opening music]
[wind]
[clop clop clop]
KING ARTHUR:
Whoa there!
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #1:
Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1:
Pull the other one!
ARTHUR:
I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?
Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:44 pm
by Gurugurumaki
Ok now go forth and use it in other threads infiders~
Posted: March 7, 2003, 12:21 am
by retiredwikit
Back to the top you go...
Its your turn Miir
Posted: March 7, 2003, 10:54 am
by Gurugurumaki
Kra-bump