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The answer

Posted: March 5, 2003, 6:55 pm
by Masekle
I understand life has many components,
each and every one have valuable moments.
There are good, bad and others as well,
some we cant clasify untill we smell.

The fact there are people by chance its a shame,
brought winning and losing into lifes little game.
The game of life once had honor and rules,
now it is lead by a pack of uncivilised fools.

People with Honor and strength though precious and few,
are overwhelmed with enemies,the unscrupilous new.
These are the people with nothing better to do in life,
but cause pain, suffering and infliction of strife.

You must be able to laugh and poke,
pick these few as the target of your joke.
You laugh and point as you jump up and down,
hoping your words have caused them to frown.

I am happy to be the one you picked out,
a part of the few I am, no doubt.
Strength and honor is the soil in my ground,
I'd rather have that than the life of a clown.

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:00 pm
by Millie
There is no greater tragedy
Than reading really lame poetry.

~Millie

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:00 pm
by Adela
fuh-laming

wait wait i got one

could he be a queer?
the answer is unclear.
until he goes poet,
now we all know it.

fighting fire with fire?
that's what you could say.
but like a boy in a choir
poems are fucking gay.

If ever Dr. Seuss
were to read this shit
he'd get himself a noose
suicide to commit

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:00 pm
by Vetiria
so this is your goodbye?

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:04 pm
by Masekle
Vetiria wrote:so this is your goodbye?
umm... NO!

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:05 pm
by Sionistic
wow, what a great way of saying "i am completly oblivious"

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:12 pm
by Sirensa
Adela wins my vote for best of the 3 gay poems!

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:13 pm
by miir
my penix weeps for you

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:16 pm
by Millie
Oh yeah? What about this original composition?


You were my sun
You were my earth
But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, no
So you took a chance
And made other plans
But I bet you didn't think that they would come crashing down, no

You don't have to say what you did,
I already know, I found out from him
Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be
And don't it make you sad about it

You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me all alone
Now you tell me you need me
When you call me on the phone
Girl I refuse, you must have me confused
With some other guy
Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn
To cry
Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river, yeah yeah

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:18 pm
by miir
justin is dreamy


/swoon

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:31 pm
by Vetiria
Masekle wrote:
Vetiria wrote:so this is your goodbye?
umm... NO!
So make it your goodbye.

Posted: March 5, 2003, 7:32 pm
by Masekle
Its so refreshing to see such creativity
flame on girls

Posted: March 6, 2003, 1:10 am
by Zamtuk
Why is it that you portray yourself as honorable? Do you honestly believe this? hmmm.....

Posted: March 6, 2003, 2:53 am
by Pahreyia
He's 6'4" and 210lbs. He's honorable "cuz he sez so! You gots a prollem wit dat, boy?!? Don't make him put you over tha stump and treat ya like he got it in prizon!"

Posted: March 6, 2003, 2:55 am
by Masekle
Zamtuk wrote:Why is it that you portray yourself as honorable? Do you honestly believe this? hmmm.....
If you must know Zamtuk:


hon·es·ty
Pronunciation: 'ä-n&s-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Date: 14th century
1 obsolete : CHASTITY
2 a : fairness and straightforwardness of conduct b : adherence to the facts : SINCERITY
3 : any of a genus (Lunaria) of European herbs of the mustard family with toothed leaves and flat disk-shaped siliques
synonyms HONESTY, HONOR, INTEGRITY, PROBITY mean uprightness of character or action. HONESTY implies a refusal to lie, steal, or deceive in any way. HONOR suggests an active or anxious regard for the standards of one's profession, calling, or position. INTEGRITY implies trustworthiness and incorruptibility to a degree that one is incapable of being false to a trust, responsibility, or pledge. PROBITY implies tried and proven honesty or integrity.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 2:57 am
by Masekle
Pahreyia wrote:He's 6'4" and 210lbs. He's honorable "cuz he sez so! You gots a prollem wit dat, boy?!? Don't make him put you over tha stump and treat ya like he got it in prizon!"
Your just jealous cuz I didnt offer to do that to you fatass =)

Posted: March 6, 2003, 3:14 am
by Pahreyia
Masekle wrote: If you must know Zamtuk:


hon·es·ty
Pronunciation: 'ä-n&s-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Date: 14th century
1 obsolete : CHASTITY
2 a : fairness and straightforwardness of conduct b : adherence to the facts : SINCERITY
3 : any of a genus (Lunaria) of European herbs of the mustard family with toothed leaves and flat disk-shaped siliques
synonyms HONESTY, HONOR, INTEGRITY, PROBITY mean uprightness of character or action. HONESTY implies a refusal to lie, steal, or deceive in any way. HONOR suggests an active or anxious regard for the standards of one's profession, calling, or position. INTEGRITY implies trustworthiness and incorruptibility to a degree that one is incapable of being false to a trust, responsibility, or pledge. PROBITY implies tried and proven honesty or integrity.


Try defining the word he used dipshit.


honorable

adj 1: not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent; "honest lawyers"; "honest reporting"; "an honest wage"; "honest weight" [syn: honest] [ant: dishonest] 2: showing or characterized by honor and integrity; "an honorable man"; "led an honorable life"; "honorable service to his country" [syn: honourable] [ant: dishonorable] 3: used as a title of respect; "my honorable colleague"; "our worthy commanding officer" [syn: honourable] 4: adhering to ethical and moral principles; "it seems ethical and right"; "followed the only honorable course of action"; "had the moral courage to stand alone" [syn: ethical, honourable, moral] 5: deserving of esteem and respect; "all respectable companies give guarantees"; "ruined the family's good name" [syn: estimable, good, respectable]


Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
honorable

\Hon"or*a*ble\, a. [F. honorable, L. honorabilis.] 1. Worthy of honor; fit to be esteemed or regarded; estimable; illustrious.

2. High-minded; actuated by principles of honor, or a scrupulous regard to probity, rectitude, or reputation.

3. Proceeding from an upright and laudable cause, or directed to a just and proper end; not base; irreproachable; fair; as, an honorable motive.

4. Conferring honor, or produced by noble deeds.

5. Worthy of respect; regarded with esteem; to be commended; consistent with honor or rectitude.

6. Performed or accompanied with marks of honor, or with testimonies of esteem; an honorable burial.

7. Of reputable association or use; respectable.

8. An epithet of respect or distinction; as, the honorable Senate; the honorable gentleman.

Note: Honorable is a title of quality, conferred by English usage upon the younger children of earls and all the children of viscounts and barons. The maids of honor, lords of session, and the supreme judges of England and Ireland are entitled to the prefix. In American usage, it is a title of courtesy merely, bestowed upon those who hold, or have held, any of the higher public offices, esp. governors, judges, members of Congress or of the Senate, mayors.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
I've done you a favor and highlighted the applicable definitions. You, sir, are far from deserving of these distinctions.

Re: The answer

Posted: March 6, 2003, 3:23 am
by Zamtuk
Masekle wrote:now it is lead by a pack of uncivilised fools.
If your going to put up a definition of a word I didn't use, please allow me to throw it back in your face. Lets be perfectly honest, anyone that has a computer and has eq is civilized. They have a credit card and also own a $1000 plus machine. In anyone's book, that is in the very lease civilized. But please brother, continue to preach the truth, you stupid fucking asshole.

Re: The answer

Posted: March 6, 2003, 3:54 am
by noel
Masekle wrote:I understand life has many components,
each and every one have valuable moments.
There are good, bad and others as well,
some we cant clasify untill we smell.

The fact there are people by chance its a shame,
brought winning and losing into lifes little game.
The game of life once had honor and rules,
now it is lead by a pack of uncivilised fools.

People with Honor and strength though precious and few,
are overwhelmed with enemies,the unscrupilous new.
These are the people with nothing better to do in life,
but cause pain, suffering and infliction of strife.

You must be able to laugh and poke,
pick these few as the target of your joke.
You laugh and point as you jump up and down,
hoping your words have caused them to frown.

I am happy to be the one you picked out,
a part of the few I am, no doubt.
Strength and honor is the soil in my ground,
I'd rather have that than the life of a clown.
Get over yourself.

The rest of my 'A-team',

Pretend he doesn't exist.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:28 am
by Masekle
Pahreyia wrote:
Masekle wrote: If you must know Zamtuk:


hon·es·ty
Pronunciation: 'ä-n&s-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Date: 14th century
1 obsolete : CHASTITY
2 a : fairness and straightforwardness of conduct b : adherence to the facts : SINCERITY
3 : any of a genus (Lunaria) of European herbs of the mustard family with toothed leaves and flat disk-shaped siliques
synonyms HONESTY, HONOR, INTEGRITY, PROBITY mean uprightness of character or action. HONESTY implies a refusal to lie, steal, or deceive in any way. HONOR suggests an active or anxious regard for the standards of one's profession, calling, or position. INTEGRITY implies trustworthiness and incorruptibility to a degree that one is incapable of being false to a trust, responsibility, or pledge. PROBITY implies tried and proven honesty or integrity.


Try defining the word he used dipshit.


honorable

adj 1: not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent; "honest lawyers"; "honest reporting"; "an honest wage"; "honest weight" [syn: honest] [ant: dishonest] 2: showing or characterized by honor and integrity; "an honorable man"; "led an honorable life"; "honorable service to his country" [syn: honourable] [ant: dishonorable] 3: used as a title of respect; "my honorable colleague"; "our worthy commanding officer" [syn: honourable] 4: adhering to ethical and moral principles; "it seems ethical and right"; "followed the only honorable course of action"; "had the moral courage to stand alone" [syn: ethical, honourable, moral] 5: deserving of esteem and respect; "all respectable companies give guarantees"; "ruined the family's good name" [syn: estimable, good, respectable]


Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University
honorable

\Hon"or*a*ble\, a. [F. honorable, L. honorabilis.] 1. Worthy of honor; fit to be esteemed or regarded; estimable; illustrious.

2. High-minded; actuated by principles of honor, or a scrupulous regard to probity, rectitude, or reputation.

3. Proceeding from an upright and laudable cause, or directed to a just and proper end; not base; irreproachable; fair; as, an honorable motive.

5. Worthy of respect; regarded with esteem; to be commended; consistent with honor or rectitude.

6. Performed or accompanied with marks of honor, or with testimonies of esteem; an honorable burial.

7. Of reputable association or use; respectable.4. Conferring honor, or produced by noble deeds.



8. An epithet of respect or distinction; as, the honorable Senate; the honorable gentleman.

Note: Honorable is a title of quality, conferred by English usage upon the younger children of earls and all the children of viscounts and barons. The maids of honor, lords of session, and the supreme judges of England and Ireland are entitled to the prefix. In American usage, it is a title of courtesy merely, bestowed upon those who hold, or have held, any of the higher public offices, esp. governors, judges, members of Congress or of the Senate, mayors.

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.
I've done you a favor and highlighted the applicable definitions. You, sir, are far from deserving of these distinctions.
You called me a dipshit Fatass did I touch a lil neerve here?

4. Conferring honor, or produced by noble deeds.

I underlined the reason for my short description from the definitions YOU posted DUMBFATASS. Honorable has so many descriptions, I could fill 2 pages. It confers HONOR which is a shorter and more applicable description.

I did my four years:
"honorable service to his country"

I get cards and letters from people I dont even know every day. Calls on the telephone expressing gratitude and asking advice:.
Worthy of respect; regarded with esteem; to be commended; consistent with honor or rectitude.

6. Performed or accompanied with marks of honor, or with testimonies of esteem; an honorable burial.

7. Of reputable association or use; respectable.4. Conferring honor, or produced by noble deeds.

I dont cheat and I never lie:
adj 1: not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

This one is only TOOOO obvious:
"had the moral courage to stand alone"

Every mechanic shop in my area has my number on their wall in the office.:
deserving of esteem and respect;

I could continue with a few more, but I am in my community known as an honorable man. That is all I need to know.

AS for you I am sure you hold distinction for having the greatest number of CHEEETO bags in the local landfill.

SUCK MY COCK line suits you nicely, HIT IT



Zamtuk wrote: If your going to put up a definition of a word I didn't use, please allow me to throw it back in your face. Lets be perfectly honest, anyone that has a computer and has eq is civilized. They have a credit card and also own a $1000 plus machine. In anyone's book, that is in the very lease civilized. But please brother, continue to preach the truth, you stupid fucking asshole.


Just because you play the game of Everquest and own a 1000 dollar plus machine. Does not make you in the LEASE bit CIVILISED by default, you fucking DORK. Dont make me place ALL the definitions for CIVILISED, so you can pick through and find those that apply to you.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:32 am
by Masekle
Aranuil wrote:Get over yourself.

The rest of my 'A-team',

Pretend he doesn't exist.
My sentiments exactly. Get off my back and fuck yourselves =)

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:38 am
by cid
Go stump break some sheep fucktard.

You sir are the scum of this message board. So kindly go FUCK yourself IRL!!!!

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:43 am
by Kguku
There is this poor loser named Masekle
Who decided he thought he could heckle
When he gets behind a rock
All he talks about is cock
Sometimes I think he's a Dr. Jeckyl

Lymrics and haikus = ultimate poetry!

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:43 am
by Masekle
cid wrote:Go stump break some sheep fuctard.

You sir are the scum of this message board. So kindly go FUCK yourself IRL!!!!
Viscious implications, deserve viscous retorts =) Apply your self to that.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:45 am
by Masekle
Kguku wrote:There is this poor loser named Masekle
Who decided he thought he could heckle
When he gets behind a rock
All he talks about is cock
Sometimes I think he's a Dr. Jeckyl

Lymrics and haikus = ultimate poetry!
I admit I think about my cock whats wrong with that?

May I ask why you spend so much time thinking about my cock?

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:46 am
by cid
Masekle wrote:
cid wrote:Go stump break some sheep fuctard.

You sir are the scum of this message board. So kindly go FUCK yourself IRL!!!!
Viscious implications, deserve viscous retorts =) Apply your self to that.
Retort then.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:48 am
by Masekle
cid wrote:
Masekle wrote:
cid wrote:Go stump break some sheep fuctard.

You sir are the scum of this message board. So kindly go FUCK yourself IRL!!!!
Viscious implications, deserve viscous retorts =) Apply your self to that.
Retort then.
Would you like to borrow some shears?

Posted: March 6, 2003, 10:26 am
by Maddux
I may be wrong...

I think Masekle Flame's everyone so he can fast track to 1000 posts. I remember not too long ago he was like on number 200 and something :)

Posted: March 6, 2003, 10:32 am
by miir
Little kids crave attention.
They don't care if it's negative.

(I'm not refering to your physical age)

Posted: March 6, 2003, 10:52 am
by Kylere
Never a bard am I you see,
But I know what you are to be.
The winner of taunts and derision,
All coming at you with precision.
A failure in life you stroke your ego here,
Sitting back and stroking your short spear.
Your John Deere cap and flannel shirt,
Will never come to match your skirt.
We all know the facts about your world,
Your mother gave birth then she hurled.
You sat there covered with gore,
From that day forth you were a bore.
Taunted in school by all of your peers,
they knew your weakness over the years.
Nothing could make you have any love,
Not even buying a Michael Jackson glove.
You tried to be cool and tried to fit in,
All who knew you felt bad for your kin.
You shamed your family and shamed your name,
Then you thought to come here with your game.
A little boy walking into a field of adults,
Full of hope they cared for your insults.
You have taunted your best and tried to be cool,
But everything you say or do reveals the fool.
But I am sorry and this is beyond your pee wee league,
No matter that you claim we all meet in intrigue.
They are all out to get you I can hear you proclaim,
But the truth is anything but silence only brings you shame.
You have entered a world beyond any you can manage,
For it requires intelligence and sets you a disadvantage.
Your pathetic attempt to respond in prose,
Only goes to reveal your IQ lows.
Go away little troll and find a new land.
Type a new address without penis in hand.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 11:28 am
by Bubba Grizz
This thread is the Ghey as was the one that forced it into being.

/pharm

Posted: March 6, 2003, 11:42 am
by Sabek
Masekle wrote: Just because you play the game of Everquest and own a 1000 dollar plus machine. Does not make you in the LEASE bit CIVILISED by default, you fucking DORK. Dont make me place ALL the definitions for CIVILISED, so you can pick through and find those that apply to you.
lease ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ls)
n.

A contract granting use or occupation of property during a specified period in exchange for a specified rent.
The term or duration of such a contract.
Property used or occupied under the terms of such a contract.

WTF does a lease have to do with anything you fucking retard? You finally leasing an apartement so you can get out of your moms basement.



No entry found for CIVILISED.
1 suggestion found:

civilized

Damn can't seem to find a word CIVILISED.

Maybe you need to hit dictionary.com a bit more since you want to quote definitions from there.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:26 pm
by Trek
Masekle wrote:Viscious implications, deserve viscous retorts =) Apply your self to that.



All I can say is perhaps you should use the dictionary to look up a few more words.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:36 pm
by miir
vis·cous
adj.

Having relatively high resistance to flow.

Viscid; sticky.




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A true sign of a pathetic flamer is when they start flaming peoples spelling and grammar. Once you lower yourself to that level, you lose all credibility.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 12:48 pm
by miir
Every mechanic shop in my area has my number on their wall in the office.:
They call you when they want a blowjob or a good assfucking?

Posted: March 6, 2003, 1:09 pm
by Vetiria
Here’s our jingle for Goldfish®
We wrote a song for Goldfish

The wholesome snack that smiles back
until you bite their heads off!

See the fishes swimming...
Oh look the pretzel’s winning...

Didn’t that make you feel good about Goldfish?

Here’s our Jingle for Goldfish
Crunchy little Goldfish

Oh good we’re at the part
Where we show that they’re baked and not fried

Did you know they’re made
with real cheese
Even though they look like fishies

The snack that smiles back Goldfish.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 4:54 pm
by Atokal
Kguku wrote:There is this poor loser named Masekle
Who decided he thought he could heckle
When he gets behind a rock
All he talks about is cock
Sometimes I think he's a Dr. Jeckyl

Lymrics and haikus = ultimate poetry!
Copywrite infringement!!1!!!

Posted on the original Masekle debacle "Netiquette"
Atokal wrote:There once was a child named Masekle
Whom many loved to heckle.
He's too stupid to know
When he should really eat crow.
Now he acts just like Dr. Jeckyl.

Welcome back junior.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:05 pm
by Kguku
Well shit, you better come PEEKAY me IRL then.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 6:49 pm
by Traz-KOE
miir wrote:vis·cous
adj.

Having relatively high resistance to flow.

Viscid; sticky.
I guess that explains why we're still waiting for his flame. It's kind of like Heinz Ketchup...except some things just aren't worth the wait.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 8:24 pm
by Masekle
miir wrote:vis·cous
adj.

Having relatively high resistance to flow.

Viscid; sticky.




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A true sign of a pathetic flamer is when they start flaming peoples spelling and grammar. Once you lower yourself to that level, you lose all credibility.
LOL I use an ADJECTIVE to describe how I feel or think about something. YOU actually have the ineptness to challenge me? I am over-come with your creativity it abounds. Then you go further and inform me that to flame someone on their grammar and spelling is blah blah blah. Good lord have you even less than I first imagined?

viscous:
Thick and sticky
viscous
adjective
thick and sticky; not flowing easily
The oil in its thick and viscous form can kill birds and animals by poisoning them.
viscous
/"vsks/ adjective 1 glutinous, sticky. 2 semifluid; not flowing freely. viscosity /-ks-/ noun (plural -ies).
gluey, glutinous, sticky, syrupy, thick, viscid.

From a book I happen to be reading in my spare time

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL Nietzsche Friedrich Wilhelm


... inferred, of many of the most delightful and daring nuances of free, free-spirited thought. And just as the buffoon and satyr are foreign to him in body and conscience, so Aristophanes and Petronius are untranslatable for him. Everything ponderous, viscous, and solemnly clumsy, all long-winded and boring types of style are developed in profuse variety among German - forgive me the fact that even Goethe's prose, in its mixture of stiffness and elegance, is no exception, being a reflection

I suppose I could use the adjectives that you decide I should. If you would list them here for me I will be happy to concur. You pompous, overbearing, foul waste, of good life.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 8:34 pm
by Masekle
DEAR Sabek,
Zamtuk wrote:Why is it that you portray yourself as honorable? Do you honestly believe this? hmmm.....

I never once used the word honorable, honor was the word in question

Zamtuk wrote:
If your going to put up a definition of a word I didn't use, please allow me to throw it back in your face. Lets be perfectly honest, anyone that has a computer and has eq is civilized. They have a credit card and also own a $1000 plus machine. In anyone's book, that is in the very lease civilized. But please brother, continue to preach the truth, you stupid fucking asshole.

I opologise for my intentional mispellings I am sorry you were confused to the point of idiocy.

Posted: March 6, 2003, 8:39 pm
by Xzion
lol this thread is great,

The only flames I think that really suck are those based on grammar and spelling, you all can be more original then that! 8)

Posted: March 6, 2003, 8:53 pm
by Masekle
miir wrote:
Every mechanic shop in my area has my number on their wall in the office.:
They call you when they want a blowjob or a good assfucking?
WHen someone calls me they have already had a good assfucking. It gets worse when I send em the bill.

Posted: March 7, 2003, 11:50 am
by miir
A Nietzsche quoting grease monkey with homosexual tendencies and propensity towards self vilification.

Posted: March 7, 2003, 12:24 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
That should be "A Nietzsche mis-quoting greasemonkey(...)", shouldn't it Miir?

Masekle, here's my ode to you, sir:

You quote from the all-stars of serious thought
In an effort to prove your great wit
Your efforts, I fear, in the end are for nought
We all know that you're dumber than shit

To put on a show such as yours
shows astonishing absence of class
You ought to go down on all fours
Look; you're already being fucked in the ass.

Posted: March 7, 2003, 12:28 pm
by miir
You just hurt my feeling.
:(

Posted: March 7, 2003, 12:29 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
My reply was to Masekle, dumbass!

Nothing but <3 for the gimpy er00dite paladin...

Posted: March 7, 2003, 12:31 pm
by miir
Thx feeling repaired

Posted: March 7, 2003, 12:33 pm
by Sabek
Masekle wrote:DEAR Sabek,
Zamtuk wrote:Why is it that you portray yourself as honorable? Do you honestly believe this? hmmm.....

I never once used the word honorable, honor was the word in question

Zamtuk wrote:
If your going to put up a definition of a word I didn't use, please allow me to throw it back in your face. Lets be perfectly honest, anyone that has a computer and has eq is civilized. They have a credit card and also own a $1000 plus machine. In anyone's book, that is in the very lease civilized. But please brother, continue to preach the truth, you stupid fucking asshole.

I opologise for my intentional mispellings I am sorry you were confused to the point of idiocy.
So since Zamtuk used the word wrong you figured it would be cool to misuse it as well?

Posted: March 7, 2003, 12:44 pm
by Ennia
it's a weird phenomenon, it's somewhat explainable but still bizarre

why so many people ending something feel like they have to go out with a bang? maybe the need to be remembered? no matter good or bad?
last shot at attention from the peers?