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Or at least we hope you will be one soon....

http://www.lifegem.com/

It is impossible to turn lead into gold. Alchemists tried to do that in days of old. I think in Kyoukans case a lump of coal will have to suffice.

I can't decide if this is creepy or lame. It's pretty much 50-50.

Kyo is a gem. You two are a pair of dingleberries.

Can't find the URL for ya though.

you're

you're or ewer?

I know yoos are but whats am I?

hahaha, this is funny.

But no threatining my future wife like that.

I'd wear Kyou on my finger.

Egads! He posted.

Sunserae wrote:I'd wear Kyou on my finger.

That's a mental image that will be sticking with me the rest of the day! =o

If I remember right I saw a case where they actually were able to turn Lead into gold in a laboratory but the process was so expensive that it wasn't worthwhile.

I can't remember where I read it but I am sure I did years ago.

Deward

considering you'd have to convince each lead atom to get rid of 35 protons and 40ish neutrons to become gold, i'd say it has never happened.


outside of accidentally collisions in particle accelerators.

any gold extracted from lead ore happens because gold and other metals are sometimes found mixed in with elemental lead in the ore.

Kaelina wrote:That's a mental image that will be sticking with me the rest of the day! =o

I've got a 2nd ring finger with your name on it.

are you threatening me or something?

Sunserae wrote:I've got a 2nd ring finger with your name on it.

Oh my!

kyoukan type-R wrote:are you threatening me or something?

Suns made irl threat against kyoukan, she's teh banned!1111

WTF I did not.

no I mean the original poster.. whoever the fuck he is?

I dont even know where that finger has been!! Ick!
*Hugs*
Varia

I would threaten you, but I cant come up with anything original or even funny

Did I say two fingers? Better make it three...

Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.

masteen wrote:Did I say two fingers? Better make it three...

line stealer!

I've got something with kyoukan's name on it!

Can this thread take the short yellow bus to retardberg already?

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.

HA

Atokal wrote:

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.

HA

dude that was weak. you laughed at that? Kilmoll can do and has done better.

Am I the only person that finds this really, really cool?

Akaran_D wrote:Am I the only person that finds this really, really cool?

Apparently

Actually I thought it was a pretty neat concept.

If you could understand simple concepts Kyoukan you wouldnt have even suggested it was a threat.

You see just because we or I hope you die and are turned to a small meaninless object (ok maybe the transformation wouldnt take much) doesn't mean that I infact am going to do it myself...the gesture would take far too much effort to waste on you..

looks like a nice rip off =)

Best Diamond Rip Off:

http://www.moissanite.com/unique_properties.cfm


Moissanite

Looks better than a diamond and unless she's a jeweler she'll never know! Best of all, you can buy her a decked out computer, car, and trip to hawaii with the money you save.

That or you can buy her that microscopic diamond you've been eyeing. Look closely and you'll see a diamond in the following picture:

Braxter wrote:

Atokal wrote:

Kilmoll the Sexy wrote:Would there even be enough carbon from the little eskimo to make a stone? Maybe we should combine her and Masekle into one good sized retard diamond.

HA

dude that was weak. you laughed at that? Kilmoll can do and has done better.

I thought it was funny /shrug

Atokal wrote:I thought it was funny /shrug

you also think you're not a fagtard for some reason.

kyoukan type-R wrote:

Atokal wrote:I thought it was funny /shrug

you also think you're not a fagtard for some reason.

The use of the word "fag" from a liberal bitch such as yourself screams hypocracy. You got a problem with gay people now?

Much Kyoukan

for the record, you can turn metal into gold, it is just that the electricity it requires costs more than the final product. It involves stripping atoms off elements. It has been done before, it just is not worth it economically.

Avestan wrote:for the record, you can turn metal into gold, it is just that the electricity it requires costs more than the final product. It involves stripping atoms off elements. It has been done before, it just is not worth it economically.

Yeah but if you strip one atom off of a midget will she not disappear?

Kyoukan believes she is relevant /shrug

Atokal wrote:

Avestan wrote:for the record, you can turn metal into gold, it is just that the electricity it requires costs more than the final product. It involves stripping atoms off elements. It has been done before, it just is not worth it economically.

Yeah but if you strip one atom off of a midget will she not disappear?

Weak.

I will be happy to turn copper into gold for you. I require 10 units of platinum for each unit of copper to be converted into gold. Please look me up in game if you would like to utilize this service -- bulk orders only.

By the way -- you folks have gotten too serious about your flaming. I will admit that this site holds the best flame writers I have ever seen, but in all seriousness, a flame doesn't have to be the best one a person has ever written to be funny.

My classmates in online classes are currently enjoying the old "talking pez dispenser" flame I shared with them. And the way the animated inanimate object that could be termed as 'special'. I loved that dissertation. Can't remember who wrote them, or who they were directed at, but they were darned funny.

JloveFizzboom wrote:By the way -- you folks have gotten too serious about your flaming. I will admit that this site holds the best flame writers I have ever seen, but in all seriousness, a flame doesn't have to be the best one a person has ever written to be funny.

No, but it has to be funny in order to be funny.

Double posts are teh w1n!