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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with
big tits.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why ya gonna kill a blonde with
big tits?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Woot!

Well, didn't see that one posted in January. I am not going to scour the boards to see if I am duping a post. Besides this one is better. It has paragraphs.

Old joke. Some replaced the guy on the bicycle with a blond with big tits. *yawn*

I found Bubba's version more realistic. A story about a couple of guys sitting at a bar talking about killing people and blowing things up would not be believable unless a blonde with large breasts was mentioned at some point, would it?

Shaerra wrote:I found Bubba's version more realistic. A story about a couple of guys sitting at a bar talking about killing people and blowing things up would not be believable unless a blonde with large breasts was mentioned at some point, would it?

lol!

A blonde with large breasts pretty much makes everything better, dosen't it?

Mmmmmmmm breasts.

population of iraq is about 24 million.