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Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice
test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!
Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. During the 80's Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

9. In 98, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent
on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to
profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret
Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year
old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governors.

God Bless America!

/flame away, bored at work and wanted to stir up a good thread today!

I love it Mort. /preach on

Mr. Rogers died today

So in 30 years, the best you can come up with is 12 terrorist acts commited by muslim extremists?


Since when is 'Muslim extremist' a race?

How exactly does one tell the difference between an Arab Christian and an Arab Muslim?
An Indian buddhist can not be visually distinguished from and Indian muslim.
An African Muslim looks nothing like an Arab Muslim.
A Sikh looks similar to a Muslim.
Should a 2nd generation Amrican of Saudi descent be treated with the same prejudice as a Muslim Saudi?



Have you stupid fuckers ever met a Muslim?

I work with several muslims and many of them were afraid to be seen in public and feared going to the mosque in the months following 9-11. Should an american or canadian citizen have to live in fear because of their religious beliefs or race?

miir wrote:So in 30 years, the best you can come up with is 12 terrorist acts commited by muslim extremists?


Since when is 'Muslim extremist' a race?

How exactly does one tell the difference between an Arab Christian and an Arab Muslim?
An Indian buddhist can not be visually distinguished from and Indian muslim.
An African Muslim looks nothing like an Arab Muslim.
A Sikh looks similar to a Muslim.
Should a 2nd generation Amrican of Saudi descent be treated with the same prejudice as a Muslim Saudi?



Have you stupid fuckers ever met a Muslim?

I work with several muslims and many of them were afraid to be seen in public and feared going to the mosque in the months following 9-11. Should an american or canadian citizen have to live in fear because of their religious beliefs or race?

Dude. Lighten the fuck up. Just because you know some nice Muslims, just as do I do, doesn't mean they are all great and wonderful epople. Just as this list doesn't mean they are all bad. It's a fucking joke.

A stupid joke at that.

Damn you Mort.


Here I thought the public was finally going to call for an end to the utter bullshit that is the racial profiling report for law enforcement!


Of course, most of you probably aren't aware of it, since your congressman know you would likely string them up for passing the damned thing.....

Still waiting for Kyo to chime in here.....

oops.. hit submit instead of preview - working on it...

miir wrote:How exactly does one tell the difference between an Arab Christian and an Arab Muslim?
An Indian buddhist can not be visually distinguished from and Indian muslim.
An African Muslim looks nothing like an Arab Muslim.
A Sikh looks similar to a Muslim.
Should a 2nd generation Amrican of Saudi descent be treated with the same prejudice as a Muslim Saudi?

A caucasian muslim will also look exactly like a caucasian christian.

miir wrote:I work with several muslims and many of them were afraid to be seen in public and feared going to the mosque in the months following 9-11. Should an american or canadian citizen have to live in fear because of their religious beliefs or race?

Should an american or canadian citizen have to live in fear because their religious belief and political ideals are not the same as the Muslims?

The reason terrorists are successful is that you cannot tell them from an ordinary person in our culture. If you introduce a caucasian into their culture, you can damn well bet he will be viewed with extreme caution. With all apologies to the Americans with Middle-eastern heritage that live here and love the U.S., too fucking bad if you are subjected to just a little bit of caution. We kind of are jumpy about having a few thousand people die from nutjobs that are threatening to kill us.

Well said Kilmoll.

I've never met a racist or bigot that didn't have some sort of self-justification for thier views. Argue it all you want. It still dosen't make it right.

The reason terrorists are successful is that you cannot tell them from an ordinary person in our culture.

Precisely the why reason racial profiling is ineffective.

Should white americans be subject to racial profiling if the majority of murders are comitted by christians?

With all apologies to the Americans with Middle-eastern heritage that live here and love the U.S., too fucking bad if you are subjected to just a little bit of caution.

Do you know that there are black african muslims?
Do you know that in countries like Pakistan and India the Buddhists and Christians far outnumber the Muslims?


Should everyone of middle eastern heritage be subject to prejudice because of the actions of a minisule minorty in their population?

Seriously, I challenge any one of you to visually tell the difference between a christian, muslim or buddhust indian.


Some of you are probably so ignorant that you think that anyone with a turban on their head or a dot on their forehead is a potential terrorist.

rofl airport profiling.. being from Norway but living in USA I fly quite a bit overseas. I have several visas to US and about 20 entries in my passport. I am white, mid-20s, dress decently (know from experience that if I need a new transfer etc it goes a lot easier if you dress decently) etc. You know what the profiling does? It stops me every single time, wether it is domestic in the US or international. I've been stopped 3 times on the way to one flight for "random searches", even when I was with my SO who did not get stopped.

Profiling doesn't work. It does nada. It is just yet another BS excuse.

Edit: Spelling sucks. Coffee rules.

See, Kelshara is admitting it was the Lost Norwegians who took over the US Embassy in Iran! Why else would they be stopped all the time in the airport?

Good job you Norwegians!

Miir writes:

"Do you know that in countries like Pakistan and India the Buddhists and Christians far outnumber the Muslims?"


Pakistan is overwhelmingly muslim. After India became independent they split into 2 countries, pretty much expelling all muslims to Pakistan/all non-muslim to India.

racial profiling is cool because it gives us white folks a reason to single out brown people and give them a hard time. fucking brown people. why don't they go back to whatever country brown people come from? you don't see me in their countries, taking all their jobs and screwing all their women.

the original post in this thread is exactly why racial profiling is needed. clearly it is all muslims that are responsible for everything that is wrong with the world.

them and Texans~

Ceredwin wrote: Pakistan is overwhelmingly muslim. After India became independent they split into 2 countries, pretty much expelling all muslims to Pakistan/all non-muslim to India.

Wow, I'm surprised someone actually knew that.

I bet nobody would know the difference between Sunni and Shia.

Bottom line here is that the enforcement agencies should use all the tools they have at their disposal. Being politically correct will inevitably get people killed.

Those muslims or people of mideastern desent should not be upset at this "Profiling".

The FBI has used profiling for years IIRC serial killers tend to be white males, 20 - 30 years old etc. This means that when serial killings take place they will be contacting many, many people who are obviously innocent. But in order to do the job properly they must "harrass" innocents on the way to getting the criminals.

Paraphrased line from the movie "The Usual Suspects"
The greatest achievement the devil ever had was making people believe he does not exist"
Conversely, the greatest achievement the terrorists have had is making law enforcement agencies around the world be politically correct. Everytime a visible minority gets stopped in an airport or at the border are the authorities going to have to post the amount of caucasians, afro-americans, etc to make sure the balance is maintained?

Political correctness sucks ass.

Cheers.

I too am awaiting Kyoukans typical response here. Nevermind the usual drivel was posted while I was writing.

Atokal wrote:I too am awaiting Kyoukans typical response here. Nevermind the usual drivel was posted while I was writing.

how does "spoken like a true white male" grab you?

Help help, I'm being repressed!

Kyoukan, I am merely stating the obvious. If a segment of society can be found to be committing the majority of a particular type of crime why should the law enforcement agencies have to answer to the "Racial Profiling" charge?

Yes, it is admittedly a stereotypical approach to the problem. But until there is an alternative I think they need to use the tools at hand.

Bottom line here is that the enforcement agencies should use all the tools they have at their disposal. Being politically correct will inevitably get people killed.

Those muslims or people of mideastern desent should not be upset at this "Profiling".

Why should they not be upset?
It's prejudice and ignorance.

Islam is not a race.
You cannot proflie religion.

This has nothing to do with political correctness.
It has to do with ignorance.


You can't racially profile a segment of society that is not a race.
It's a religion, are you too dense to see the difference?

Arabs, europeans, africans, asians and americans can be muslim.


Do law enforcement agencies take into account religion when profiling any other group?

Let's say the majority of urban crime was commited by christians.
Since the majority of christians are white, would you profile only caucasians?
Would you completely ignore all the african-american christians?

Miir wrote:Do you know that there are black african muslims?

Tyson is a Muslim.

Can we throw a turban on him and send him to Pakistan?

You have to admit that if you stop towel heads or people who would look like a towel head if you threw one on them, the chance they are muslim, etc. is quite large. So your comparison while distracting and/or compelling don't really compare equally.

miir wrote:

Bottom line here is that the enforcement agencies should use all the tools they have at their disposal. Being politically correct will inevitably get people killed.

Those muslims or people of mideastern desent should not be upset at this "Profiling".

Why should they not be upset?
It's prejudice and ignorance.

Islam is not a race.
You cannot proflie religion.

For those citizens living in the USA or Canada understanding the reasons behind the "profiling" such as making their country a safer place should figure into the reasoning.

I of course realize that Islam is not a religion, however an extremely high percentage of Muslims, or followers of Islam are from middle eastern societies.

i'm stupified

kyoukan type-R wrote:racial profiling is cool because it gives us white folks a reason to single out brown people and give them a hard time. fucking brown people. why don't they go back to whatever country brown people come from? you don't see me in their countries, taking all their jobs and screwing all their women.

the original post in this thread is exactly why racial profiling is needed. clearly it is all muslims that are responsible for everything that is wrong with the world.

I still think kyoukan is an eskimo.

These pieces of string (actually minute yet infinitely long pieces of baling twine) tie together billions upon billions of tiny little lobsters. Some of these lobsters whizz round and round a nucleus of tightly packed miniscule mudskippers, attached as they are with 9-dimensional string, and this combination of tiny lobster revolving around a nucleus of tightly packed mudskippers is known as an "atom"

Lobsters which have no mudskipper nucleus restraining them whizz around the cosmos at the speed of light, and depending on their orientation can have various effects when they reach an object. They sometimes appear to be a bit wavy, but they also sometimes appear to behave as particles (this is the quantum mechanics bit). When you look at one of the little lobsters, it gets self-conscious and its waveform collapses. This is quite unpleasant for the lobsters, so it is difficult to observe them. When one of the lobsters gets its string caught up with the string of another lobster, they get entwined, and changes to one of them will instantaneously affect the other of the pair. This is known as "quantum entanglement."

Different lobsters are known as photons, quarks, muons, protons, electrons and so on- all depending on the temperament of the individual lobster. There are various small lobsters that are predicted by theory but which have yet to be observed. These lobsters are very shy, and scientists have to revert to smashing them toether in a "particle accelerator" in order to get them to come out. This is not nice for the lobsters at all, and should be stopped.

String Theory has very complicated maths behind it, as the string is wrapped over on itself in a multi-dimensional way, but the lobsters do not seem unduly worried by this. The lobsters originally condensed out of pure energy shortly after the Big Bang and have been expanding ever since (not literally the lobsters- they stay the same size but get further away from each other). When they condense, they can form anything from stars and galactic super-clusters to you and me. Clever lobsters. The mudskippers do not seem to do anything much except to form an anchor for the string.

This is a far more sophisticated theory than Relativity, which falls down because it fails to predict the actions of the lobsters, whatever their mood, and makes no mention of string.

I hope that this clarifies the issue for you.
(taken from rathergood.com)

For those citizens living in the USA or Canada understanding the reasons behind the "profiling" such as making their country a safer place should figure into the reasoning.

You're making the assumption that this profiling is actually making our country safer. I'm not familiar with any independant studies that have proven this to be true. I think you're making an exceptionally large and dangerous assumption. However, it does indeed appear like it should be helping to stop terrorists. Currently, I feel that America is over-saturated with similar placebos. Our sense of security is definately a false one. We are making more enemies than friends as of late. Many of which aren't as eaisly identified by the color of thier skin, thier chosen religion, or the language they speak. Profiling is a crutch that may very well prove our undoing in the future. How soon people forget the likes of Timothy McVeigh...

Are the lobsters wearing turbans?

I will ask you to hold to your same views when the building next door to you is bombed and 5000 people die because someone didn't check that "brown skinned person" a little more carefully.

"Profiling" is what the passengers and crew of the flight that Richard Reid (the shoe bomber) did when they saw a gentleman of middle-eastern flavor board their plane. "Profiling" is what saved another 150 lives as that idiot tried to blow up a plane. If you don't like it, then fuck you. As a white male, I have the exact same chance, if not more, of being scrutinized at an airport check-in. My blue eyed, blonde, christian fiance has been searched on 95% of her flights in the last 8 months. She has been subjected to having her bags dumped out multiple times. That profiling sure is unfair!

You are just being a sensationalist dipshit looking for something to whine about. People are not just going to ignore someone of middle eastern heritage. I don't expect anyone to apologize or feel bad about it. I wold expect the exact same thing if I were to live in a middle eastern country right now. The difference being, I would be MUCH more likely to end up a corpse due to my being a caucasian than just being "profiled".

If you are going to profile Religion you might as well profile Stupidity. Would clear out people like Atokal, Midnyte and others.

"Profiling" is what saved another 150 lives as that idiot tried to blow up a plane.

Yeah the fact that he was waving a lit match around had nothing to do with it...

Sunserae wrote:Are the lobsters wearing turbans?

Yesh, and Nikes.

Yeah the fact that he was waving a lit match around had nothing to do with it...

And matches/lighters are still allowed on planes. Don't even think about taking toenail clippers though. Yet more fucked up priorities on the part of our government.

Kelshara wrote:

"Profiling" is what saved another 150 lives as that idiot tried to blow up a plane.

Yeah the fact that he was waving a lit match around had nothing to do with it...

Why were they paying attentin to him in the first place?? /sigh

Kelshara wrote:If you are going to profile Religion you might as well profile Stupidity. Would clear out people like Atokal, Midnyte and others.

Speaking of Stupid, this was a very poor attempt to argue your side with any degree of logic. Until you have something intelligent to contribute shut your hole.

Profiling is a term. Because the term gained prominence in the media recently everyone who is not a caucasion screams "Racial Profiling" when they are stopped at security checks. I travel quite a bit and when travelling have had my luggage searched and my carry-on electronically sniffed.

I am not bitching about reverse "Profiling", as I understand the need for security in this day and age. So the next time there is a check for stupidity Kel, I am sure you will be detained and shipped off to the dumbass farm on the short bus.

The problem with all you fucking whiners is you need a cause or your lives become a retinue of meaningless complaints about the barking dog next door.

miir wrote:

Ceredwin wrote: Pakistan is overwhelmingly muslim. After India became independent they split into 2 countries, pretty much expelling all muslims to Pakistan/all non-muslim to India.

Wow, I'm surprised someone actually knew that.

I bet nobody would know the difference between Sunni and Shia.

Sup Miir.

The Shia and Sunni are basically two differant schools in the same faith of Islam, with a few differences, most notably (IMO) is the Caliphate.
BTW, for you others, Caliphate=Sucsession.
There is more, but I gotta work some.

Atokal wrote:The problem with all you fucking whiners is you need a cause or your lives become a retinue of meaningless complaints about the barking dog next door.

That barking dog next door is no small issue! Especially if you're trying to sleep, or enjoy a good movie.

The problem with all you fucking whiners is you need a cause or your lives become a retinue of meaningless complaints about the barking dog next door.

If we just did everything our government asked without question, our country would be 10x deeper in this Orwellian nightmare than we already are. "Fucking whiners" keep this government in check. The Bush Administration certianly does love it's sheep though...

will ask you to hold to your same views when the building next door to you is bombed and 5000 people die because someone didn't check that "brown skinned person" a little more carefully.

Sorta like the bombing in Oklahoma City?
Oh wait, he was white and probably christian.

Seriously Kilmoll, what if that building next door was bombed by a black skinned muslim extremist? Or what if he was white skinned?

Do you think racial profiling should include the hundreds of millions hindu, buddhist, sikh and moderate muslims in the middle east?

"Profiling" is what saved another 150 lives as that idiot tried to blow up a plane.

Why were they paying attentin to him in the first place?? /sigh

You stupid fucks.
Richard Reid is not even middle eastern... he's mullato (jamaican/english to be exact).

Why were they paying attentin to him in the first place?? /sigh

Could it possibly be because smoking/use of open flame is illegal on planes? I know I sure would notice if the guy next to me pulled out some matches and prepared to light his shoes on fire.

Speaking of Stupid, this was a very poor attempt to argue your side with any degree of logic. Until you have something intelligent to contribute shut your hole.

I have learned through experience here that to argue with morons like yourself I have to lower myself to your level. Let me try to get down there again.

You stupid.
You shut the fuck up.
You go away.

hum wonder if that was low enough for you..

are these lobsters Maine lobsters, or Florida Lobsters?

or does it matter?

additionally, when moving at the speed of light do they move tail forward, as they typically do when traversing a fluid medium rapidly?

do the chelipeds in Homarus create quantum eddy currents?

thx info

Cants we arl just get arong prease

Kelshara wrote:

Why were they paying attentin to him in the first place?? /sigh

Could it possibly be because smoking/use of open flame is illegal on planes? I know I sure would notice if the guy next to me pulled out some matches and prepared to light his shoes on fire.

Speaking of Stupid, this was a very poor attempt to argue your side with any degree of logic. Until you have something intelligent to contribute shut your hole.

I have learned through experience here that to argue with morons like yourself I have to lower myself to your level. Let me try to get down there again.

You stupid.
You shut the fuck up.
You go away.

hum wonder if that was low enough for you..

You speak of others being stupid, yet lack the mental capacity to understand why people were observing this man attempt to light his sneaker on fire. Besides the common sense argument, the flight attendant mentioned she was watching him prior to this taking place. /next

You speak of others being stupid, yet lack the mental capacity to understand why people were observing this man attempt to light his sneaker on fire. Besides the common sense argument, the flight attendant mentioned she was watching him prior to this taking place. /next

Did you read my last post?

Gurugurumaki wrote:Cants we arl just get arong prease

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