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The breakfast of champions....

Posted: February 24, 2003, 10:59 am
by Animalor
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/

Not much more to add other than I felt my arteries clogging up just reading about the thing...

Posted: February 24, 2003, 11:11 am
by Cartalas
Hmmmm Maybe thats just a snack for the Giant Maskle

Posted: February 24, 2003, 11:13 am
by Bubba Grizz
That looks great on the box but when they really cooked that thing it looked gross. I'd rather make it myself. Besides, I hate microwave food for the most part.

Posted: February 24, 2003, 11:36 am
by Aabidano
It's called the 'Hungry Man All Day Breakfast,' and it's threatening to turn people into manatees.
This sort of food killed off all the men on my Mom's side of the family, I'll pass :roll:

Where else could you get 231% of your daily cholesterol and 104% of your daily saturated fat on one handy microwavable package?

Pork, the Alabama diet

Posted: February 24, 2003, 11:51 am
by Voronwë
vodka martini = breakfast of champions

Posted: February 24, 2003, 12:05 pm
by masteen
... Swanson's new breakfast takes it to a level which previously could only be achieved by eating entire alternate universes made only of prosciutto.
:D

Posted: February 24, 2003, 12:30 pm
by Xouqoa
:shock:

Posted: February 24, 2003, 2:50 pm
by kurzweil
Powerbar, gently warmed on top of a computer monitor.

Posted: February 24, 2003, 3:05 pm
by Ennia
my god this looks terrible

my dog would eat it though

Posted: February 24, 2003, 3:06 pm
by Pahreyia
Ennia wrote:my god this looks terrible

my dog would eat it though
I wouldn't feed it to my neighbors walking, barking shitlog of a dog. Disgusting.

Posted: February 24, 2003, 3:11 pm
by Sirensa
ick

Posted: February 24, 2003, 3:12 pm
by Ennia
I wouldn't feed it to my dog, just saying she'd eat it
she'll eat anything that is somewhat cooked, for some reason she doesn't know what to do with raw meat heh

Posted: February 24, 2003, 3:29 pm
by Chidoro
Haha, "Over 1LB. of food". What a selling point.

The back of the box should read, "I know what I like, and I'd like to die before I'm 30".

Posted: February 24, 2003, 3:37 pm
by Aabidano
Image

Posted: February 24, 2003, 5:52 pm
by Vezot
Aabidano, lol i like your sig. you got it from my retarted trading post. lol