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How Many Canadians?
Posted: February 17, 2003, 4:18 pm
by Atokal
Was wondering how many here call Canada home?
Toronto, ON Canada is my home.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 4:19 pm
by miir
Where 'bouts?
I'm at Bloor and Bathurst.... work down on Bay St.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:21 pm
by Jugata
St. John's, Newfoundland here.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:21 pm
by Faerin
Ottawa here~ (Nepean/Bell's Corners to be exact)
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:22 pm
by Abelard
St. Johns Newfoundland, yo.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:23 pm
by Taly
Toker! What are you doing out from under my desk yo!?
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:30 pm
by miir
Haha, Teurde's from the Rock
That explains a lot.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:42 pm
by Winnow
Don't post if you're from canada here! It's a trap. Teh Amerikans are making alist and planning to round up all Canucks and force them to drink Miller Light at the Fan Faire.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:45 pm
by miir
round up all Canucks and force them to drink Miller Light
That sort of action is punishable by public flogging.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 5:47 pm
by Legenae
Sudbury, Ontario here.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 6:00 pm
by Seran
Ottawa.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 6:23 pm
by Animalor
Ottawa, Originally from Northern New-Brunswick
Posted: February 17, 2003, 6:50 pm
by Biffin
Halifax Nova Scotia here, home of the shifty eyed traffic light!
Posted: February 17, 2003, 6:55 pm
by Dregor Thule
Oakville, Ontario.. just outside TO
Posted: February 17, 2003, 6:59 pm
by Deward
Ugh I am Amercan and even I wouldn't force anyone to drink that horse piss Miller Light. I am a straight microbrewery man myself. The beer just loses any goodness when made in batches of 50k gallons at a time.
Deward
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:02 pm
by kyoukan
I'm from st. john's but I've been in vancouver since 1997.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:14 pm
by Drolgin Steingrinder
Man, I was hoping for one of those "How many XXXX does it take to change a lightbulb"-jokes
Sup?
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:17 pm
by kyoukan
candians dont change litebulbs becaues they all live in iglews and haev no elecitricy looroffrofle hay kyoucunt how is yuor dog sled yuo dum hore rofl owned
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:20 pm
by Faerin
My igloo melted
I had to replace it with a house made of frozen backbacon and empty beer bottles.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:24 pm
by Soreali
Legenae wrote:Sudbury, Ontario here.
Legs say it isn't so!
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:25 pm
by Dregor Thule
A common problem, Faerin, but easily avoided. Simply rub your igloo down in a mixture of one part seal blubber, two parts kerosene. The blubber acts as an insulator while at the same time repelling the harmful rays of the sun. Fortunately, we only have to worry about that for one month out of the year, since the remainder of the year the sun doesn't even reach the frigid, desolate U.S./Canadian border.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:27 pm
by Legenae
Soreali wrote:Legenae wrote:Sudbury, Ontario here.
Legs say it isn't so!
What's wrong with Sudbury? lol
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:29 pm
by kyoukan
Dregor Thule wrote:A common problem, Faerin, but easily avoided. Simply rub your igloo down in a mixture of one part seal blubber, two parts kerosene. The blubber acts as an insulator while at the same time repelling the harmful rays of the sun. Fortunately, we only have to worry about that for one month out of the year, since the remainder of the year the sun doesn't even reach the frigid, desolate U.S./Canadian border.
man you guys have kerosense there? weve been waiting for our shipment for almost 24 moons now. I'm beginning to lose faith in the moon god despite all my prayers and sacrifices.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:33 pm
by Dregor Thule
I traded a beaver pelt, a jar of maple syrup, and a super-sized order of poutine to a cowboy who came riding up to my igloo for the kerosene. He was an ok fellow, but he kept firing his guns into the air for no reason and hootin' and hollerin'.
*shrug*
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:40 pm
by kyoukan
probably scaring the indians away from his gold.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 7:47 pm
by Winnow
kyoukan type-R wrote:candians dont change litebulbs becaues they all live in iglews and haev no elecitricy looroffrofle hay kyoucunt how is yuor dog sled yuo dum hore rofl owned
self pwnage! Like a flu shot. Inject yourself for protection
Posted: February 17, 2003, 8:07 pm
by Shaerra
Dregor Thule wrote:I traded a beaver pelt, a jar of maple syrup, and a super-sized order of poutine to a cowboy who came riding up to my igloo for the kerosene. He was an ok fellow, but he kept firing his guns into the air for no reason and hootin' and hollerin'.
*shrug*
kyoukan type-R wrote:probably scaring the indians away from his gold.
roflmfao!!!!
Posted: February 17, 2003, 8:31 pm
by Kguku
I live in slurpee capitol Winnipeg, though from Vancouver originally. Just moved here like 8 months ago - fuck me it's cold here!
Posted: February 17, 2003, 8:33 pm
by Atokal
Dregor Thule wrote:A common problem, Faerin, but easily avoided. Simply rub your igloo down in a mixture of one part seal blubber, two parts kerosene. The blubber acts as an insulator while at the same time repelling the harmful rays of the sun. Fortunately, we only have to worry about that for one month out of the year, since the remainder of the year the sun doesn't even reach the frigid, desolate U.S./Canadian border.
ROFLMAO!11!1!!!!
Ok peeps at work looking at me now.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 10:39 pm
by Biffin
In addition to dealing with the aftermentioned problems we must also deal with maurading polar bears and sea gulls.
It is really getting bad here actually.. just yesterday a pair of seagulls flew away with the doggie.
Poor the Biffin.
Posted: February 17, 2003, 11:34 pm
by Spectrez
woah... its the biffin... like woah... and stuff...
bwahaha so you have given us the location of the Atokal, Toker! This pleases me very much, thank you :
: now stage 2 of my plan...
Posted: February 18, 2003, 12:08 am
by Forthe
St. John's, NF
Posted: February 18, 2003, 1:31 am
by Hammerstalker PE
Toronto, Ontario originally but have been in California for 3 years.
Posted: February 18, 2003, 1:36 am
by Kilrain
Toronto... Yonge and Bloor.
Posted: February 18, 2003, 2:03 am
by Wulfran
<--- lives in Calgary
... and out on the praries we have a hard time getting whale blubber/seal fat/etc. , so we use bear grease. It has the added benefit of keeping most of the wolves away. Bastards tend to get in the fur stockpiles if they can...makes a hell of a mess...
Posted: February 18, 2003, 2:21 am
by Dregor Thule
I hear bear grease is pretty good for "tending" to the cattle. Know what I mean? *nudge nudge* *wink wink*
Posted: February 18, 2003, 2:27 am
by Wulfran
heard that too... if you can catch em: I run too slow and my horse froze to death
Posted: February 18, 2003, 2:29 am
by Dregor Thule
Just luge after them. We Canadians, we luge everywhere!
Posted: February 18, 2003, 2:47 am
by kyoukan
I ran into a glacier on my luge and I had to take it in to get it repaired. It's snowshoes for me.
Posted: February 18, 2003, 2:54 am
by masteen
Canadians...
Shaddap all of you and go tend to your marijuana crops. Supply is a little lean down here, don't make us invade j00.
Posted: February 18, 2003, 3:35 am
by Echols
Montreal, Quebec. And proud to NOT be french!
Etasi's living with me, she's originally from California. I'm training her to resist being frenchified.
Echols/Morrow
canadian
Posted: February 18, 2003, 4:01 am
by wadana
thunder bay, onatario here nice and sunny these days
Posted: February 18, 2003, 4:51 am
by Polvara
St. John's, Newfoundland here.
Posted: February 18, 2003, 5:27 am
by Jugata
You better invade in summer.....pussies!
/boggle miir...whatever could you mean!?!
Posted: February 18, 2003, 5:32 am
by Trek
miir wrote:round up all Canucks and force them to drink Miller Light
That sort of action is punishable by public flogging.
No its punishable by making them drink Miller light, I would prolly take the flogging myself.
Posted: February 18, 2003, 8:24 am
by Narmgarf
St John's, Newfoundland
Narmgarf
Posted: February 18, 2003, 11:33 am
by Lynks
Sudbury, Ontarion here
Leg, im in Minnow lake, where are you?
Posted: February 18, 2003, 11:45 am
by Shainral
Scarborough, Ontario or known at Toronto now
Living in VA though .. pity me .. please..
Posted: February 18, 2003, 11:56 am
by Fredonia Coldheart
When weather conditions were just right (meaning about twice a year) I could see Canada from my bedroom window when I was growing up. Does that count?
Posted: February 18, 2003, 12:02 pm
by Legenae
Lynks wrote:Sudbury, Ontarion here
Leg, im in Minnow lake, where are you?
Ah a fellow Sudburian!
I'm in the south end, close to the 4 corners... for a few more months... then I'm moving to Alaska.
: now stage 2 of my plan...