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Winnow wrote:So that's the color of veggie shit?

Xyun wrote:Actually they don't need water, they need more fruit and/or fiber. Type 4 and 6 are consistently what I drop, haven't had type 2 or 3 in years, since i started working out and eating right.

Aabidano wrote:Switched to a standing desk three weeks ago, only real change is I shit like a draft horse now

One type 4 "holy crap I'm giving birth" satisfying mound of doodie every morning. Makes the whole day go better.

Boogahz wrote:this can't make your fellow workers day go better...maybe go to a restroom or bush before leaving a mound behind?

Japanese scientist wants you eat reconstituted poop burgers

True sci-fi movie fans know all about the terrible secret ingredient revealed by Charlton Heston in Solylent Green, but one very real Japanese scientist has cooked up a new food with an even more horrific ingredient powered by science. (A word of caution, please don't read this before you've had breakfast.)

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama, has developed a form of articial meat derived from human waste matter. Composed of 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals, the scientist believes the artificial meat (termed by Ikeda as "sewage mud") could one day become a sellable alternative to the expensive process needed to produce and distribute real meat. You can see the poop burgers being made in the video below.

Funkmasterr wrote:...he's going to have to come up with a better name than "Sewage Mud" if he really thinks anyone other than the weirdest of the Japanese people to eat it... So fucking gross.

Aabidano wrote:Maybe call it butt-tofu instead?