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Dude! Yer gettin'-

Posted: February 10, 2003, 7:08 pm
by Jaxomer
Busted! I wonder if Dell will keep him after this.

Posted: February 10, 2003, 7:20 pm
by noel
Steven does pot?!?!!? OMG WHO KNEW?!?!

Posted: February 10, 2003, 7:35 pm
by Shaerra
Dell is a Gateway computer.

Posted: February 10, 2003, 7:47 pm
by Homercles
Dude, you're gettin' a doobie!

Posted: February 10, 2003, 8:59 pm
by Soriathus Serpentine
Aranuil wrote:Steven does pot?!?!!? OMG WHO KNEW?!?!
I couldn't have said it better myself. Serves him right. I'm hope they drop him, I never like the "DUDE, you're getting a Dell" bullshit. It's like the retarded Version DSL commercials. I like IBM's approach on their commercials.

Posted: February 10, 2003, 9:02 pm
by Adelrune Argenti
He has already been dropped from the commercials about 2 months ago.

Also, maybe he can get a job with Apple now. He seems to fit their user profile closer than the PC clientele.

Posted: February 10, 2003, 9:15 pm
by Soreali
the judge said he'll drop the charges if the prick keeps his record clean. I think they should give him the chair. Never liked him, never will. It should be "dude you're get the chair!"

Posted: February 10, 2003, 10:56 pm
by Hammerstalker PE
Hrmm who doesn't do pot?

Posted: February 10, 2003, 11:00 pm
by Traz-KOE
Butbutbut...pot makes you shoot your friends, run over little girls, and get pregnant! The TV said so!

Also, the TV said that I can get my nails trimmed, my rug shampooed, and make thousands of julienne fries for just $29.95!

Oh, well. He was annoying anyway. Dude! You're getting a slap on the wrist!

Posted: February 11, 2003, 12:41 am
by Arborealus
Hammerstalker PE wrote:Hrmm who doesn't do pot?
Me actually...not a moral or ethical thing...it just makes me cough uncontrollably these days...

Posted: February 11, 2003, 3:49 am
by Ahmik
hmmm

I sure like "Steven" the Dell dude a HELL of a lot better than the group of retarded fuckin interns that they added to the commercials...

Posted: February 11, 2003, 3:57 am
by Trek
i have no need for teh pot, I hav crak

Posted: February 11, 2003, 4:03 am
by Masekle
Arborealus wrote:
Hammerstalker PE wrote:Hrmm who doesn't do pot?
Me actually...not a moral or ethical thing...it just makes me cough uncontrollably these days...
The good shit makes you cough.

Posted: February 11, 2003, 4:11 am
by Fash
I really like pot.

Have you seen Minority Report? Anderton is hooked on some stupid drug that he's been using for >5 years. He's also a respected law enforcement official and does all this wicked investigative crime work and high speed infiltration shit. No where in the movie did the drug have a negative effect on Anderton except from the negativity of others about his drug use. In the end, he risked his life and prevailed.

It's like that. *toke* :oops:

Posted: February 11, 2003, 4:13 am
by Ebumar
Beer is my anti-drug.

Posted: February 11, 2003, 5:12 am
by Millie
Ahmik wrote:hmmm

I sure like "Steven" the Dell dude a HELL of a lot better than the group of retarded fuckin interns that they added to the commercials...
Though let's be honest; that one blonde intern chick is kinda cute.

Posted: February 11, 2003, 6:25 am
by Keverian FireCry
Beer is my anti drug
lol. thats funny on so many levels

Posted: February 11, 2003, 6:40 am
by emmer
Umm... is this supposed to be news? Has anyone heard of Ellen Feiss?

People should just go with it... I hear Compaq just recently signed this guy to do their next line of ads.

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Posted: February 11, 2003, 9:53 am
by Aabidano
Hammerstalker PE wrote:Hrmm who doesn't do pot?
I haven't in 20+ years, lost interest in reducing my IQ one day. With what I've heard it costs now, I don't know how folks can afford to get any meaningful amounts of smoking done anyway :shock:

Posted: February 11, 2003, 10:56 am
by Deward
I don't smoke pot but I don't think the rest of the country has a right to fucking nanny people that want to do something that is safer than alcohol and arguably safer than cigarettes. It wouldn't be nearly as expensive if it was legalized and would probably actually be cheaper because there aren't as many processing steps to preparing it for use like cigarettes. Anyone who knows anything about tobacco farming knows it is a pain in the ass to grow and harvest. You have to cut it at just the right temperature and then dry till it is almost brittle and then wait for the weather to get humid just enough to get the leaves strength to stack and then the cig companies got to add their 150 ingredients to it. Not to mention the government would make a hell of a lot of money if they taxed the shit.

I think Dell overplayed the Dude guy angle a little bit but he worked very well for them and I found him somewhat amusing. Their new "interns" are just fucking annoying and painful to watch. I have to turn the channel to keep from retching. I would hate-fuck the blonde chick though.

Deward

Posted: February 11, 2003, 11:00 am
by Chidoro
Soriathus Serpentine wrote: I like IBM's approach on their commercials.
I have to agree. Every one of those commercials never fails to disappoint

Posted: February 11, 2003, 12:30 pm
by Voronwë
Masekle wrote:
Arborealus wrote:
Hammerstalker PE wrote:Hrmm who doesn't do pot?
Me actually...not a moral or ethical thing...it just makes me cough uncontrollably these days...
The good shit makes you cough.
only if you hit it too damn hard.

*i'm told* they have these devices called vaporizors now, which are used in aromatherapy or some such hippy bullshit. regardless, you can steel one of these things from a hippy, and put your weed in it.

it then heats the weed up to a temperature where a lot of the THC vaporizers, and you can inhale it, but it is not at a temperature high enough to burn the weed, so you have minimal smoke inhalation.

makes for a much more healthy drug delivery. i'd hazard to guess though that you need some pretty high quality kind bud to make it enjoyable. meaning you need a decent THC content. the leftover pot can be smoked in joints as well, as not all of the THC has been liberated.

fash told me all of this, i've never had a drink in my life.

Posted: February 11, 2003, 12:43 pm
by Masekle
Voronwë wrote:
Masekle wrote:
Arborealus wrote:
Hammerstalker PE wrote:Hrmm who doesn't do pot?
Me actually...not a moral or ethical thing...it just makes me cough uncontrollably these days...
The good shit makes you cough.
only if you hit it too damn hard.

*i'm told* they have these devices called vaporizors now, which are used in aromatherapy or some such hippy bullshit. regardless, you can steel one of these things from a hippy, and put your weed in it.

it then heats the weed up to a temperature where a lot of the THC vaporizers, and you can inhale it, but it is not at a temperature high enough to burn the weed, so you have minimal smoke inhalation.

makes for a much more healthy drug delivery. i'd hazard to guess though that you need some pretty high quality kind bud to make it enjoyable. meaning you need a decent THC content. the leftover pot can be smoked in joints as well, as not all of the THC has been liberated.

fash told me all of this, i've never had a drink in my life.
Hmm I dont see where the temperature really has anything to do with it.

Back when I was an avid Pot Smoker I smoked a lot of shit. Mexican crap never made me cough. I could smoke the hell out of it and imagine I was actually high.

Then I smoked some Acapulco gold. Took a bong hit and thought I was going to die from coughing. That little thing called expansion was killer.

And yes, this may be the root of all my deviencies

Posted: February 11, 2003, 12:44 pm
by Kilmoll the Sexy
Dell should look into getting Carrot Top as their new spokesman. The quality of their laptops is about on par with his quality as a comic.

Posted: February 11, 2003, 12:51 pm
by Mort
Anyone remember "Gravity Bongs"?

Makes me cough thinking about it.... Man, my poor lungs

Posted: February 11, 2003, 1:17 pm
by Voronwë
Mort wrote:Anyone remember "Gravity Bongs"?

Makes me cough thinking about it.... Man, my poor lungs
yep

we almost killed our RA my senior year with one of our better ones.

had 2 scientists and an engineer in the apartment. we took pride in our work.

Posted: February 11, 2003, 2:53 pm
by Lexien
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Posted: February 11, 2003, 2:58 pm
by kyoukan
don't you know that you're funding terrorism every time you partake in the devil's weed?

Posted: February 11, 2003, 3:18 pm
by Voronwë
OMG Dell is a terrorist front!

Posted: February 11, 2003, 3:19 pm
by Damiarch
Nuke teh Dell!!

Posted: February 11, 2003, 4:51 pm
by Acies
kyoukan type-R wrote:don't you know that you're funding terrorism every time you partake in the devil's weed?
lol