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Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 25, 2010, 6:44 pm
by Winnow
It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.
-Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

If law school is so hard to get through...how come there are so many lawyers?
-Calvin Trillin

Every civilization that that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
-Henry Kissinger

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 25, 2010, 6:51 pm
by Canelek
I don't like quotes. And you can quote me on that.

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 25, 2010, 6:52 pm
by Boogahz
Goats are soft

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 25, 2010, 11:12 pm
by Spang
"Old is when your spouse is going somewhere all dressed up and you don't care where, as long as you don't have to go with them." - Doyle Brunson

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 26, 2010, 1:10 pm
by Winnow
Liberals are very broadminded. They are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
-Anonymous

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 26, 2010, 3:14 pm
by Xatrei
Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred principles of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny over the unfortunate. -- Bertrand Russell

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 26, 2010, 3:42 pm
by Bagar-
See sig.

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 26, 2010, 4:06 pm
by Fairweather Pure
Steven Weinberg wrote:With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
by Leonaerd
Moses wrote:Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 26, 2010, 8:52 pm
by Spang
"Found out today that you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, NOT a jellyroll stain. Sorry, fat stranger." - Conan O'Brien

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 30, 2010, 10:53 pm
by pyrella
"To do more for the world than the world does for you - that is success." - Henry Ford

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: March 30, 2010, 11:11 pm
by Leonaerd
Samuel Beckett said the real pessimists are the optimists who are too afraid to acknowledge just how bad everything is, while the real optimists are the pessimists who at least haven't totally given up hope.

- GQ

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: April 8, 2010, 11:23 am
by Kwonryu DragonFist
"Crush your Enemies, See Them Driven Before you, And Hear the Lamentation of their Women." - Conan O'Schwartzenegger

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: April 8, 2010, 4:19 pm
by Soreali
"Dont sweat the petty stuff and dont pet the sweaty stuff" -George Carlin

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: April 23, 2010, 3:43 am
by Spang
"Chivalry died when women started readin' the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls, and then fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so fuckin' much and he'll be happy!" - Dave Chappelle

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
by Seebs
They mostly come out at night .. mostly ...

Newt
Aliens

Re: Quotes of the Day

Posted: June 16, 2010, 8:55 pm
by Spang
"I get SO much pussy. Plentiful punani. Gash-galore. Granted, it's all with the same chick, but s'cool: she fucks me like I'm the CURE for fat." - Kevin Smith