VeeshanVault

So many people I know just don't get how FUCKING AWESOME it is when (1) you meet Ron Jeremy (2) You ask to get a pic with him and he asks to grab your tit (3) he tells you what a "nice fucking tit!!" you have.

I seriously have not been this fucking celebritarded ever and no one really seems to understand. I tried to tell Eric that is would be like Jenna Jameson grabbing his package and complimenting him on it.... One of my friends thought he was "just a porn director." Am I that old??

Cloud-fucking-9 anyway. Isn't it cute that I thought of you guys to celebrate my celebretardation? Porn

Ron Jeremy is a god...shows even ugly short fat men can become porn stars
And when talking about him, you can not leave out his best cameo ever: Check him out at 3.04 in this video: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/le ... os;title;1

He was on a swedish show a few years ago, were they followed him around for a few days and hung out with him, he seems like the nicest person ever.

Grats! That's awesome and hilarious Where is the pic?!?

Very cool.

If they are that great lets see them.

I actually had a very hot aunt tell one of the girls I coach I was really cute last week. Felt pretty nice since I hit the big 40 in February.

Ron Jeremy's been around forever. Definitely a legend in the porn industry.

He could probably bang the grandaughters of the original women was hitting when he first started in the industry.

* 1983 AFAA Best Supporting Actor for Suzie Superstar[44]
* 1984 AFAA Best Supporting Actor for All the way in[44]
* 1986 AVN Best Supporting Actor - Film for Candy Stripers II[45]
* 1991 AVN Best Supporting Actor - Video for Playin' Dirty[45]
* 2006 F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Adult Actor[46]

That's more awards than even Dirk Daring got! I remember first watching pron with him in it around 1985.

Ron Jeremy's reaction to 2 Girls 1 Cup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_V6xwCixLk (worksafe, well PG at least!)

Pic of this "nice fucking tit", please.

This thread is worthless without pics of the Hedgehog Titgrab.

Always one of my favorite pron stars, mostly because he always seemed glad to be there. This was in the days before Viagra too.

i'm famous can i grab your tit