Tiger Woods

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » December 3, 2009, 5:11 pm

Tiger Woods - The Game

Based on Current Events.

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 3, 2009, 10:28 pm

Rachel Uchitel has hundreds of messages from Tiger Woods that she saved from their five-month relationship, RadarOnlne.com has learned exclusively.

PHOTOS: Rachel Uchitel at The Hamptons in 2007

Tiger and Rachel traded text messages and e-mails on a regular basis and many were of a highly sexual nature, sources told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Uchitel is the girl who cried “Tiger” – at first loudly and publicly denying her affair with the 33-year-old golfer before changing her mind and deciding to admit it.

Tiger Knew His Wife Was On To His Affair With Jaimee

She was scheduled to appear at a press conference Thursday with her attorney Gloria Allred but it was suddenly cancelled after a night of phone calls between Uchitel’s team and Tiger’s reps, as RadarOnline.com was first to report.

Uchitel is hoping to turn her saved messages from Tiger into a fortune and one source told RadarOnline.com that she is negotiating a $1 million payday from Tiger’s team, which would ensure her silence.

Sweet. Easy million for that ho bag. If not, it will be interesting to see Tiger's Cyber Skillz.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 4, 2009, 3:09 am

wtf?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/12/03/tiger. ... index.html

(CNN) -- A shoeless Tiger Woods snored on their lawn while the golfer's wife stood silently by in the minutes after his SUV crashed into a tree, neighbors told Florida investigators.

Bizarre

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 4, 2009, 11:04 am

I don't understand the infatuation with Hollywood. I don't care if Tiger was fucking a dozen 12 year old boys, 30 hookers, and a midget circus clown. The only possible valid reason people could care is because they want to toss the "role model" card, which is a joke.. You should be teaching your kids that sports players are absolutely not good role models at this point.

That being said, the game posted above is hilarious.

Post by **Sylvus** » December 4, 2009, 12:00 pm

Call me old-fashioned, but if you're the best ever at something, and worth around a billion dollars, you should get a free pass on getting some strange. You should still love your spouse and be cool to them, but I think a little trim on the side is a right you have earned. Regardless if you're a man or a woman.

I'm just sayin'...

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » December 4, 2009, 12:11 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:I don't understand the infatuation with Hollywood. I don't care if Tiger was fucking a dozen 12 year old boys, 30 hookers, and a midget circus clown. The only possible valid reason people could care is because they want to toss the "role model" card, which is a joke.. You should be teaching your kids that sports players are absolutely not good role models at this point.

For the same reason Michael Phelps smoking marijuana was all over the place for what seemed like weeks: The media is stupid and people are sheep who would rather criticize other people instead of focusing on their own failings.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » December 4, 2009, 1:34 pm

That flash game makes it look like tiger married a T-1000..

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 4, 2009, 5:09 pm

Tiger can do whatever he wants but because he's in the limelight, he's part of my entertainment. If he wants to stay out of the limelight, it's pretty easy to do so.

I don't care what he does. More power to him. He should have 50 women, pay them 1 million each.

What I find funny are these payment arrangements with his wife. 5 million to stay, 10's of millions to stay more than 7 years? Ah, true love! Cha ching!

Jarori Bloodletter · Post by **Jarori Bloodletter** » December 4, 2009, 7:07 pm

Tiger Woods Family Portrait

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 4, 2009, 10:10 pm

Tiger made 117 Million in 2008. If the offer of 5 Million is true...

lets say you made 100 thousand last year. Tiger made 1,170 times what you made.

So, this 5 Million offer is the equivalent of you offering your wife $4,272 to stay.

Basically, compared to a joe schmoe (and average jo doesn't make 100K/year so I'm being liberal), Tiger is offering his wife enough for a down payment on a Mid Range Car to stay with him after fucking around with three women on the side. Would your wife take 4K as a bribe after that?

Pay up Tiger! Keep in mind, if his family like goes to hell, he will lose 10's of millions in endorsements if the shit really hits the fan.

Conclusion: If that ho bag will take 5 Million, give it to her with a smile and get it in writing that he fan fuck whoeven he wants (after all, she's after cash so get it in the new "love" contract).

On the other hand, any wife of a famous athlete should know they are gold diggers and should shut the fuck up and take it if their husbands are fucking around. I'm sure their husbands would let them fuck the pool boy and not care as compensation. (except for OJ, he was a little psycho)

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » December 5, 2009, 6:05 am

Whitlock's spin

But Tiger is evil for exercising the most fundamental right we enjoy? He's stupid because he wants to deal with his marital problems in private? He owes the public an apology for promises he broke to his wife?

This is all a bad joke. This whole affair highlights why the mainstream media have lost the public's trust. We don't deserve it. We're controlled by hidden agendas.

Tiger won't invite us to his private party. And now that we've been given this slight opening, we're going to try to convince you that he's a horrible person, morally unfit to wear Jack Nicklaus' crown.

He rips apart Rick Reilly in the article, too. Whitlock is the man.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 5, 2009, 8:46 am

Tiger made something like 10 Million in PGA prize money last year and 107 Million in endorsements. You get endorsements because of your image, not just your ability to perform. If Tiger wants the big bucks (which comes from endorsements), he needs to play the celebrity game. If he wants to stick to being the best pro golfer and make 10 million, then he can act like John Daly. I don't care either way.

As I alluded to earlier, women should know that they're gold digging when they hook up with famous pro athletes unless they have their own meaningful career...and don't say modeling is a career...no talent ass clowns model (well hot looking no talent ass clowns). Charles Barkley's wife seems to get it. She never caused any trouble while Barkley had his fun at the clubs. The uglier the pro athlete and prettier the wife, should give every indication that they are gold digging. Only Ric Ocaseck (Cars Lead singer) gets a free pass for being one goofly looking dude with a hot model wife. (Paulina) Band groupies are another phenomena I won't get into.

Most celebrity marriages are a joke. (not all of them) There's no "true love" with these people. You have prenuptials out the wazoo exactly for the reasons I speak of...no talent ass clown women (or men as case may be) hooking up with someone rich and famous.

The payoffs that pro athletes give their wives (Kobe and his ring, etc) are ridiculous. There is zero love here. The women try to negotiate money payouts...wtf kind of marriage is one where you pay your wife 5 million to stay and even more money if she stays for certain length of time? If there's is a real relationship, one, you wouldn't have a prenup, and two, the wife would accept a verbal "im sorry"...the no prenup still giving the wife the opportunity to man-rape the rich celebrity later in a divorce and on the other side, the rich one not having to negotiate money payouts to keep someone that supposedly loves them.

It's a joke. Tiger's the best golfer in the world, arguably the best athlete (no, car drivers aren't athletes so don't whip out some hick-ass nascar/formula fag and say they're the best). He's still not "in love" with this trophy wife. If Tiger hooked up with some braniac dog-faced women (like Bill Gates did!), I'd be impressed but when I see "model" "swimsuit model", sucky good looking female tennis player (model in disguise), etc, it's pretty much 99% assured of being a trophy wife...not always the guys fault...they can be duped into thinking the woman actually loves them, everyone must bow to the libido.

But stfu about these people with monster endorsement deals' privacy being invaded. Do you watch commercials? Do you see the fake ass "goodwill' bullshit commercials these athletes make? Hey, it's all bullshit. They do those for their "image" in order to make more endorsement money, not because they care. (I know, some care). These people are out to make as much money as they can off of their talent/celebrity status, producing bullshit public ads and fake "helping poor people at a food bank crap photo ops because they want to make more money. Fuck them. They are in the public spotlight because of their geed for money, not because of their athletic skills alone. They are fair game.

I don't care what these people do with their private lives. As the Comedian said in Watchmen, "I Think it's fucking hilarious". So what if Tiger's banging 3 women on the side...the "so what" part of it is that he needs to keep his image and pay off his trophy wife to keep the money rolling in...that's the "so what". If he didn't care about the bling, Tiger would be saying "fuck you" to the press and public, and keep winning tournaments while throwing golf balls at old ladies and little kids that get in his way between holes.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » December 5, 2009, 9:23 am

Sylvus wrote:Call me old-fashioned, but if you're the best ever at something, and worth around a billion dollars, you should get a free pass on getting some strange. You should still love your spouse and be cool to them, but I think a little trim on the side is a right you have earned. Regardless if you're a man or a woman.

I'm just sayin'...

That's old fashioned? No. Old fashioned is "till death do us part". This is some kind of rationalized entitlement bullshit.

I don't give a fuck who you are, billionaire or bum, you're still dealing with real people when you fuck around on your wife or fuck someone else's. I'm not going to say I hate Tiger Woods because of it (OK I really don't care about Tiger Woods or any golfer aside from watching the odd highlight of a spectacular shot) but I do lose respect for him as a man and in terms of who is trying to present himself to be. If you're not happy with your partner then man up and tell her so. Maybe she can make some adjustments or maybe you need to be apart.

When you commit to someone, you change the rules you live by. If you don't want to change those rules then don't fucking take the plunge. If you think you made a mistake then fine, fix it or pull the plug, but you don't fix it by publicly embarassing the mother of your children. And if YOU decide shit isn't right, be ready to live up to your responsibilities as far as both her and kids go too.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 5, 2009, 12:07 pm

Winnow wrote:Tiger made something like 10 Million in PGA prize money last year and 107 Million in endorsements. You get endorsements because of your image, not just your ability to perform. If Tiger wants the big bucks (which comes from endorsements), he needs to play the celebrity game. If he wants to stick to being the best pro golfer and make 10 million, then he can act like John Daly. I don't care either way.

I agree with this. If you're going to pull in hundreds of millions of dollars based on the public's faith in your image, then actions which undermine that image are, to some degree, of legitimate interest of the public.

I mean obviously it's way overplayed, but I think there's a different standard for Tiger Woods and LeBron James and Peyton Manning than for Ron Artest and John Daly. And I think that's totally legitimate.

I also agree with everything that Wulfran said. The fact that you're rich and famous and successful does not mean that you have any right to fuck around on your wife. Jesus christ.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 7, 2009, 2:18 am

Sueven wrote:
Winnow wrote:Tiger made something like 10 Million in PGA prize money last year and 107 Million in endorsements. You get endorsements because of your image, not just your ability to perform. If Tiger wants the big bucks (which comes from endorsements), he needs to play the celebrity game. If he wants to stick to being the best pro golfer and make 10 million, then he can act like John Daly. I don't care either way.
I agree with this. If you're going to pull in hundreds of millions of dollars based on the public's faith in your image, then actions which undermine that image are, to some degree, of legitimate interest of the public.

I mean obviously it's way overplayed, but I think there's a different standard for Tiger Woods and LeBron James and Peyton Manning than for Ron Artest and John Daly. And I think that's totally legitimate.

I also agree with everything that Wulfran said. The fact that you're rich and famous and successful does not mean that you have any right to fuck around on your wife. Jesus christ.

Didn't you say you had read Atlas Shrugged? Doesn't appear you walked away with as much as I expected.

These guys don't owe you or your son who hasn't been told by you not to look up to him a damn thing. His wealth doesn't come with some kind of a moral debt to everyone in the country/world. He simply makes as much money as he does because he's got a talent that makes the people that pay him even wealthier than him.

If you don't agree with the way he is acting, by all means do everything in your power (not watch him play, buy his games, apparel, pull your stock from companies who pay/endorse him, etc) not to support him. However, it is not my belief that under any circumstances should you or anyone else in the world be able to hold him to any expectation or standard you may have.

That all being said, he's a man.. a famous one at that. He cheated on his wife, is that a shitty thing to do? Sure is. Is it uncommon? Not at all. He's no different than any of us aside from the amount of money he makes (and subsequently, the number of women he has as options).

miir · Post by **miir** » December 7, 2009, 10:06 am

Funkmasterr wrote:Didn't you say you had read Atlas Shrugged? Doesn't appear you walked away with as much as I expected.

These guys don't owe you or your son who hasn't been told by you not to look up to him a damn thing. His wealth doesn't come with some kind of a moral debt to everyone in the country/world. He simply makes as much money as he does because he's got a talent that makes the people that pay him even wealthier than him.

If you don't agree with the way he is acting, by all means do everything in your power (not watch him play, buy his games, apparel, pull your stock from companies who pay/endorse him, etc) not to support him. However, it is not my belief that under any circumstances should you or anyone else in the world be able to hold him to any expectation or standard you may have.

That all being said, he's a man.. a famous one at that. He cheated on his wife, is that a shitty thing to do? Sure is. Is it uncommon? Not at all. He's no different than any of us aside from the amount of money he makes (and subsequently, the number of women he has as options).

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » December 7, 2009, 10:08 am

A couple of things I read elsewhere that I agree with:

Tiger has been boring for years and now he's finally done something interesting he wants his privacy? Sorry mate!

Rich man who plays golf and DOESN'T cheat on his wife is more newsworthy.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 7, 2009, 2:40 pm

Winnow Shrugged

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » December 7, 2009, 4:45 pm

Filed under: Who Cares? right next to "David Duchovney is a Sex Addict"

Gonzoie - Luclin · Post by **Gonzoie - Luclin** » December 7, 2009, 5:20 pm

Ashur wrote:Filed under: Who Cares? right next to "David Duchovney is a Sex Addict"

Maybe Tiger Woods will get his own show where he gets to bang hot chicks every episode too!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » December 7, 2009, 8:54 pm

Mistress count has hit 10 so far, including a porn star. Tiger sure loves to fuck white chicks! He's got good taste too! So far all if them but 1 has been smokin' hot!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 7, 2009, 9:13 pm

rich celebrity sportsman having sex with women shocker call the editor this is news oh wait how many people died in congo this week who gives a fuck because a billionaire stuck his dick in vaginas wowowow this changes everything

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » December 7, 2009, 10:08 pm

Nick wrote:rich celebrity sportsman having sex with women shocker call the editor this is news oh wait how many people died in congo this week who gives a fuck because a billionaire stuck his dick in vaginas wowowow this changes everything

The Congo deaths are in the thread you created to... Oh, nm!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 7, 2009, 11:14 pm

oh right that now makes tiger woods having sex big news again my mistake brah lol

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 8, 2009, 12:11 am

Funk wrote:Didn't you say you had read Atlas Shrugged? Doesn't appear you walked away with as much as I expected.

This made me laugh out loud. I have read Atlas Shrugged. I think that Ayn Rand's books and ideas are infantile crap. No disrespect, different strokes for different folks. But I can't even take her seriously.

Funk wrote:These guys don't owe you or your son who hasn't been told by you not to look up to him a damn thing. His wealth doesn't come with some kind of a moral debt to everyone in the country/world. He simply makes as much money as he does because he's got a talent that makes the people that pay him even wealthier than him.

If you don't agree with the way he is acting, by all means do everything in your power (not watch him play, buy his games, apparel, pull your stock from companies who pay/endorse him, etc) not to support him. However, it is not my belief that under any circumstances should you or anyone else in the world be able to hold him to any expectation or standard you may have.

Deal. Here's what is "in my power" that I will do: Hold him to whatever standard I please and supply traffic to gossip rags that report on it when he fails to live up to that standard. This is my right and my choice as an autonomous human being, and under no circumstances should you or anyone else in the world be able to hold me to any other expectation or standard that you may have.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » December 8, 2009, 12:28 am

Fairweather Pure wrote:Mistress count has hit 10 so far, including a porn star. Tiger sure loves to fuck white chicks! He's got good taste too! So far all if them but 1 has been smokin' hot!

I saw a gallery earlier and there was 2 I'd call "smokin' hot"... perhaps I should express my opinion of their knees on fark..

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 8, 2009, 11:57 am

Sueven wrote:
Funk wrote:Didn't you say you had read Atlas Shrugged? Doesn't appear you walked away with as much as I expected.
This made me laugh out loud. I have read Atlas Shrugged. I think that Ayn Rand's books and ideas are infantile crap. No disrespect, different strokes for different folks. But I can't even take her seriously.

Funk wrote:These guys don't owe you or your son who hasn't been told by you not to look up to him a damn thing. His wealth doesn't come with some kind of a moral debt to everyone in the country/world. He simply makes as much money as he does because he's got a talent that makes the people that pay him even wealthier than him.

If you don't agree with the way he is acting, by all means do everything in your power (not watch him play, buy his games, apparel, pull your stock from companies who pay/endorse him, etc) not to support him. However, it is not my belief that under any circumstances should you or anyone else in the world be able to hold him to any expectation or standard you may have.
Deal. Here's what is "in my power" that I will do: Hold him to whatever standard I please and supply traffic to gossip rags that report on it when he fails to live up to that standard. This is my right and my choice as an autonomous human being, and under no circumstances should you or anyone else in the world be able to hold me to any other expectation or standard that you may have.

You of all people should be able to see the difference there.. You are expressing your "right" to hold someone else to your moral standard. I am defending Tiger's right to live his life to his own standards, you know, as a free man.

Why is it you think what Rand says is crap? Because you think it's the able peoples job to carry the worthless around as their social responsibility? I guess that would be of no surprise after your last comment.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 8, 2009, 9:07 pm

He can go ahead and live his life by his own standards (although, even according to himself, he is failing to live life by his own standards-- "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart" - Tiger Woods). And I will go ahead and live life by my own standards. And my standards include not feeling guilty if I click over to some gossip magazine that's busy chronicling Tiger's creepy-yet-hilarious text messages.

And I'll keep my Ayn Rand criticism brief because I'm not really sure what she has to do with the various and sundry whereabouts of Tiger Woods dick. But I loathe Ayn Rand enough that I can't entirely pass up the opportunity for criticism, so here are the two most important and succinct criticisms I have:

1. She completely misunderstands human nature and human society. Humans are not radically individualistic lone wolves and never have been; we live in communities of all characters in which human thriving is interconnected and interdependent.

2. She completely misunderstands the sources and process of human progress. She adopts a sort-of 'great man' theory which is at odds with the slow, compromised, and socially-driven nature of human development and success.

And a third, just for good measure:

3. Any notion of "self-interest" that means what Rand wants it to mean and does the work that Rand wants it to do is incoherent or circular or both.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » December 8, 2009, 9:13 pm

Funkmasterr wrote: You of all people should be able to see the difference there.. You are expressing your "right" to hold someone else to your moral standard. I am defending Tiger's right to live his life to his own standards, you know, as a free man.

Why is it you think what Rand says is crap? Because you think it's the able peoples job to carry the worthless around as their social responsibility? I guess that would be of no surprise after your last comment.

As long as "your moral standard" is the majority, you have that right, it's what defines a society. As the moral standard shifts, it's the judiciaries job to track that in their decisions at the bar, sometimes in sentencing, sometimes in throwing out cases all together.

As for social responsibility, you an Ayn can keep that circle jerk to yourselves, far right nutjobs have no capacity for understanding it.

Kwonryu DragonFist · December 12, 2009, 3:53 pm

Balls of the Tiger (Great lyrics)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJYAOYngCw

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 13, 2009, 12:58 am

hehe@people reading ayn rand and also caring about tiger woods

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » December 13, 2009, 6:21 am

Nick wrote:hehe@people reading ayn rand and also caring about tiger woods

qft

Rand appeals to people with little more than a 10th grade education (much like celebrity goosip!). I thought Atlas Shrugged was "thought provoking" when I was a teen with a shitty US public school education. When I started reading REAL philosophical literature later, I realized what an idiot I was in my initial assessment of Rand. There is nothing that makes my intellectual phallus flacid faster than someone telling me one of their favorite novels is Atlas Shrugged.. blech

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 13, 2009, 1:13 pm

"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
- Jim Rogers

Cracc · Post by **Cracc** » December 13, 2009, 1:43 pm

The people in this thread talking down on Ayn Rand are the ones with usually left leaning opinions... big shocker

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 14, 2009, 11:27 am

The Rand bashing isn't surprising coming from the people it comes from. As to the comments about the social aspect, I'm almost happy to wear those tags if that's what you want to call it. Most people are ignorant, obnoxious, uninteresting assholes that I have no interest in interacting with, and the task of wading through them to find the people that do interest me has become something I'm not too interested in. I spend most of my time at home, rarely ever go out to a bar anymore, and I'm perfectly happy with it.

The thought that I need to interact with, and spend my energy worrying about other peoples problems and shortcomings is a joke, and the joke most certainly isn't on me. As far as the characters in Atlas Shrugged being made into heroes... Well, the industrialists of this world are solely responsible for bringing us to the point where we're at. The people that worked for them provided labor but without the industrialists and people of like mind where would we be at now? It's the same with a lot of the big folks nowadays, like Bill Gates, etc etc.. You can argue that had they not done it, someone else would have, however I would say that's bullshit, because had there been other able and willing people, they would have got in on the action.

Does this make them "heroes", that isn't the word I'd use. However it makes them extremely important people in this worlds history, and none of your bullshit opinions can take that from them. I won't bother to comment more on some of your opinions that people like this owe the world their time and money as a social responsibility.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » December 14, 2009, 5:55 pm

Things that are more interesting than Tiger Woods sleeping with blonde women

The last time I visited my family over Thanksgiving, I was subjected to the 24-hour news networks’ fascination with two idiot party crashers.

When I again returned to the mothership this week, cable news suddenly started screaming about how a rich, black athlete made the personal decision to break the bonds of marriage (something rich white men never, ever do,) and sleep with an army of hot blonde ladies. All of this is SUPER INTERESTING, and is the stuff we can’t STOP TALKING ABOUT, says the mainstream media.

Now, in order to buy that this is a VERY IMPORTANT NEWS STORY, one must put aside the fact that it is not we, the media consumers, but they, the mainstream media, that create the “news product,” so therefore they are the ones “who can’t stop talking about” Tiger Woods’s affairs.

We also have to put aside the fact that married people (especially the rich and powerful politicians) have affairs all the time. Just ask John Ensign, Mark Sanford, Rudy Guliani, Newt Gingrich, Bill Clinton, Gavin Newsom, John McCain (allegedly), David Vitter, John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, Gary Condit, and Larry Craig, to name only a few. Honestly, it’s bigger news if a politician remains faithfully married to his wife without occasionally boinking hookers.

Most of these affairs don’t really matter, and they’re usually fluff stories for the media to obsess over until they get bored and are distracted by another shiny object. However, sometimes there is a legitimate news story behind the affair. For example, John McCain’s alleged affair was with a female lobbyist, Vicki Iseman, who lobbied on behalf of many companies that, as the Times reports, were “companies for whom Mr. McCain’s commerce committee was pivotal.” Kind of a big deal.

Yet, these substantive affair stories are sparse. The Woods story doesn’t really affect people. At worst, exerting all of that energy outside of his marital bedroom will mess up his drive, and then what will become of the most boring sport to ever exist, ever?

Besides, there are way more interesting things happening, and that’s not just my liberal bias talking. There are mega-huge, planet-changing, jaw-dropping stories happening right now that most people will never hear about because our awful media is failing yet again. These stories really, truly affect you, which should be the only guideline for if an event is “newsworthy.”

Here are just a few:

Blair Iraq war admission sparks fresh outrage

Tony Blair’s admission that Britain would have backed the Iraq war even if he knew it did not have weapons of mass destruction sparked outrage Sunday and calls for his prosecution for war crimes.

The former British prime minister, who backed the US-led invasion in 2003, told the BBC he would “still have thought it right to remove” Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein because of the threat he posed to the region.

Now, lawyers are seeking to prosecute Blair for little things like war crimes. Big deal? Maybe if the media covered it.

There’s also this (h/t Attaturk):

Weapons Inspector who Opposed Iraq Invasion was Murdered, say Six Top Doctors

Six doctors who believe government scientist David Kelly was murdered have launched a ground-breaking legal action to demand the inquest into his death is reopened.

They are to publish a hard-hitting report which they claim proves the weapons expert did not commit suicide as the Hutton Report decided.

I have no idea if this allegation is true, but it’s way more interesting than parading around Tiger’s mistresses and hearing them whine about how he never sent them birthday cards.

Oh, and then there’s this breaking story:

Developing nations walk out of climate talks

THE Copenhagen climate summit is in chaos after poor countries walked out of negotiations en masse today.

The G77, a group which represents 130 developing countries, walked out because it is concerned the existing Kyoto protocol will be abandoned.

I would say the fate of the planet is moderately more interesting than the Tigerpenis’s dalliances. Of course, this IS a black man fucking white women, which I hear really pisses off a certain demographic of white men, so maybe this is a ratings issue. It’s difficult to get all hot and bothered over the planet dying, I guess.

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Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 14, 2009, 6:15 pm

Funk and Cracc: You have to admit that, alongside cheap potshots at Ayn Rand, I at least provided specific and substantive criticisms of her worldview. You don't get to just write it off as nonsensical reflexive insults from liberals.

And I'll give Funk some credit for providing some amount of substantive defense just now (even if I think it's naive, silly, and one-sided).

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » December 14, 2009, 6:40 pm

Sueven wrote:Funk and Cracc: You have to admit that, alongside cheap potshots at Ayn Rand, I at least provided specific and substantive criticisms of her worldview. You don't get to just write it off as nonsensical reflexive insults from liberals.

And I'll give Funk some credit for providing some amount of substantive defense just now (even if I think it's naive, silly, and one-sided).

I never denied that, you most certainly did back up what you said. However it bothers me that you write off my standpoint as naive because I don't see value you see in the social responsibility department. I really take that as you being a little elitist about your standpoint, and coincidentally a little naive as well.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » December 14, 2009, 6:57 pm

It has nothing to do with the social responsibility aspect; it has to do with the great man theory of history. I absolutely agree that individual exceptional people have a big impact on shaping our society and the world. But I think that really what they do is shape the form of trends that are emerging anyway. Bill Gates had a huge impact on the shape of the technology industry in the world today, but we still would have computers, operating systems and the internet without him-- they'd just be structured in a somewhat different way. It took armies of engineers, software programmers, scientists and the like to bring us where we are today. Without them, Bill Gates would be a nerd with an abacus.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » December 14, 2009, 7:01 pm

I see both topics having the same thing in common. Those who think of others vs those who think only of themselves.

Edit: To clarify, I mean the views on Atlas Shrugged and the driving thread.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » December 16, 2009, 6:24 pm

What I don't understand, if you're as rich and famous as Tiger, why in the name of Odin would you hit a nasty old pron whore like Joslyn James, when there are equally depraved 19 year old pron whores available?

Post by **Sylvus** » December 16, 2009, 6:48 pm

Well, why don't we let him explain it?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4820e ... iger-woods

Spang · Post by **Spang** » December 17, 2009, 3:19 am

I'm Tiger Woods, and I fuck bitches.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » January 5, 2010, 11:48 pm

One Tiger. Eighteen Holes!

There's Tiger Sex Tape rumors:

http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/05/tiger-woo ... eo-photos/

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » February 20, 2010, 11:09 pm

Tiger Mistresses want apology, too

Exactly what should he apologize for? Being the most famous fuck they'll ever encounter is a gift. They knew he was married.

Busty Playboy model Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, known as Woods' mistress No. 10, wondered why the golf great's long-winded statement seemed to have an apology for everyone in the universe but her and the other "other women" in his life.

"He didn't mention anything about the girls (he had trysts with)," the Sicilian-born model told the Post after watching his press conference.

"It seems like he was just brushing it off and not getting into it. I think he should've mentioned something in regards to the girls, an apology or something."

I can see it now...

"And to all thems skanks I did... you're welcome."

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » February 21, 2010, 2:55 am

Whatever. He had nothing to apologize to us for. Talk to your family, get out and play golf, and get some new endorsements. He's rich as fuck, he should have flipped off the camera while smacking a porn star sitting in the front row.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 21, 2010, 11:26 pm

I wish he would have grown a fu manchu, died it and his hair blond, dropped all of his endorsers, picked up Trojan and Vivid Video has new endorsers, and went on a trail of partying and poon. He could have gotten a hot model to caddy for him in a bikini and been the first real heel golfer. You talk about drawing crowds to an event.....he could have signed John Daly on as an adviser for how to party and had the time of his life. Now, he is going to be walking on eggshells and never ever have a moment where he is not answering questions from his wife or having her right there with him.

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » February 21, 2010, 11:46 pm

I'm with Kilmoll. That would be fucking awesome.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » February 22, 2010, 12:58 am

He should have held his press conference in a hot tub full of women and simply said, "I'm the best golfer in the world and a billionaire. I'll do whatever the fuck I want!"

Jarori Bloodletter · February 22, 2010, 5:25 am

President Obama? "I fucked him" OHHHHHHHHHHH..

(The Dice Man)