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at a place called Slim and Chubbies. Imade out with not one, but two of the contesttants and thoroughly groped a few others. Safe to say i had a great nite.

Ladies and gentlemen, let this be a lesson to you: Don't drink and type!

You sir, are living the dream...

I ate the pussies of 3 different sorority girls at a wedding once (around 2000 or 2001). It was an outdoor wedding on a lake on a cool summer night in Michigan. The first girl was the best friend of the bride. The bride really didn't care for me much. She has since come around. I always wondered if she found out or if everyone kept it on the down low. Never met them before or seen them since. The first one went and told her friends, and throughout the night they approached me. I could've had one more, but the 4th was so drunk I wouldn't touch her.

That would be one of my best, real-life "Penthouse Letters" stories. I have more. I haven't had anything close to approaching that kinky or unusual since I've been married though, and it looks as though the remainder of my life will be plain as anyone elses. I'm ok with that. But goddamn I have some stories.

Is Pilsburry post-humously making threads under Xyun's name?

too soon....

My penis talks to me in the night and glows blue.

Fairweather Pure wrote:I ate the pussies of 3 different sorority girls at a wedding once (around 2000 or 2001). It was an outdoor wedding on a lake on a cool summer night in Michigan.

You sure the three hadn't been fucked right before that?

Animalor wrote:You sir, are living the dream...

Shouldn't that be the "High Life"?

Winnow wrote:

Fairweather Pure wrote:I ate the pussies of 3 different sorority girls at a wedding once (around 2000 or 2001). It was an outdoor wedding on a lake on a cool summer night in Michigan.

You sure the three hadn't been fucked right before that?

Tucker Max agrees with Winnow on this one.

Lol, this thread needs to be saved. This is a side of Xyun that I haven't seen.

he earned a spot in my signature! i'm worried about putting too many there, though... I don't want vertical baggage.

Keverian FireCry wrote:Lol, this thread needs to be saved. This is a side of Xyun that I haven't seen.

You're kidding right? I've posted about my escapades many times on this board and its previous incarnations. Of course, I usually waited til the next day when I was sober. haha.

I've been partying a lot lately. More than I have in 3 or so years. My social life has improved dramatically with my new job. I just started dating this hot ass stripper. Yum. Although she is a little ghetto...

You can take the girl out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the girl.

Let me see if I can put up a pic...



good times