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So this thread may die right away, and that's fine - but I had to share what my girlfriend and I saw the other night because it was too ridiculous and funny not to.

Something popular in MN (and elsewhere, I'm sure) right now is apartment buildings/condo's that have retail on the ground floor, the Chipotle by my house is an example of this. We had just got our dinner at Chipotle and were leaving, walking down the sidewalk towards my car, when I hear a clicking sound up above, and my girlfriend and I look up to see what it was.

Well, directly above the door leading out of Coldstone, there is a guy on his deck clipping his nails over the edge of his balcony. Can you imagine walking out of Coldstone on a hot summer evening with your ice cream in hand and all the sudden you see a piece of finger nail drop on top of it? I couldn't believe it, and we both laughed most of the way home.

Once Obama takes everyones guns away he's coming for nail clippers next. I know this to be true because it was on FOX News.

Funkmasterr wrote:So this thread may die right away, and that's fine - but I had to share what my girlfriend and I saw the other night because it was too ridiculous and funny not to.

You're welcome.

Just wait until someone flicks ashes over the balcony because they don't want to smoke indoors!

Boogahz wrote:Just wait until someone flicks ashes over the balcony because they don't want to smoke indoors!

I know.. Freakin gross!

That's a common building layout everywhere in the world, it was common in the US until the 40s for that matter.

They'll have to relearn that you don't put eating or transit areas under someone's balcony.

Aabidano wrote:That's a common building layout everywhere in the world, it was common in the US until the 40s for that matter.

They'll have to relearn that you don't put eating or transit areas under someone's balcony.

Well yeah, but;

1- I don't find a need to clip my nails outdoors, do that shit in the bathroom.

2- Even if you're going to clip them on your balcony, do you really need to hang over the edge of the railing knowing that there is a ice cream shops front door 15 feet below you?

Funkmasterr wrote:

Aabidano wrote:That's a common building layout everywhere in the world, it was common in the US until the 40s for that matter.

They'll have to relearn that you don't put eating or transit areas under someone's balcony.

Well yeah, but;

1- I don't find a need to clip my nails outdoors, do that shit in the bathroom.

2- Even if you're going to clip them on your balcony, do you really need to hang over the edge of the railing knowing that there is a ice cream shops front door 15 feet below you?

Because he's an ignorant bastard with no social regard?

If he had kids they'd be spitting off the balcony.

Aabidano wrote:

Funkmasterr wrote:

Aabidano wrote:That's a common building layout everywhere in the world, it was common in the US until the 40s for that matter.

They'll have to relearn that you don't put eating or transit areas under someone's balcony.

Well yeah, but;

1- I don't find a need to clip my nails outdoors, do that shit in the bathroom.

2- Even if you're going to clip them on your balcony, do you really need to hang over the edge of the railing knowing that there is a ice cream shops front door 15 feet below you?

Because he's an ignorant bastard with no social regard?

If he had kids they'd be spitting off the balcony.

Sounds about right.

You clip your nails in the bathroom?

Aabidano wrote:You clip your nails in the bathroom?

Sometimes, will do it right over the trash can.. or if I'm lazy I'll do it on the floor in the living room. I just don't want nails flying all over my apartment to be found one day when i step on them and they gouge a hole in my foot, etc.

I often clip my nails into the toilet. Then I flush and they go away, never to be seen again.

I'd be lying if I said I hadn't done it outside as well, into the yard. But that is far less frequent.

I clip my nails while receiving blow jobs.

Spang wrote:I clip my nails while receiving blow jobs.

You must not clip your nails a lot.

sorry, i just thought it was a funnyz!

Psyloche wrote:

Spang wrote:I clip my nails while receiving blow jobs.

You must not clip your nails a lot.

sorry, i just thought it was a funnyz!

Nicely played, sir.