VeeshanVault

lately there's been a lot of bar room trivia in my neck of the woods.. and while we almost always lose the actual trivia, we always win the "funniest team name" prize.. which is a free round of shots.

thought i'd see if you guys had any good ideas.

we've had success with the following:
Bionic Crotchmuscle
Donkey Punching Shitwizards
Eleanor Roosevelt's Withered Cooch
Alex Trebek's Perpetually Puckered Rectum

and future shotwinner:
Heat-Seeking Beef Missile

maybes:
Crack Gobbling Nuclear Hobo
Stephen Hawking's Raging Erection
Ziploc Bag Full of Air Queefed Out of a Hot Chick

Carrie Prejean's Fake God Given Tits

Biffin's Bowl of Blownout Intestines?

Uncle Lester's Lecherous Leer

steers queers and charlie sheen

The Sea Men
Just the Tip (borrowed from Parks and Recreation)
Threeskin (ditto)

Flying poop vs. the fan

We pay our tab by washing dishes

and of course my favorite:

I love you too, Lisa. I mean Michelle.

we went with "I Just Quizzed In My Pants" and lost because the pathetic trivia host was trying to hit on some old gorgons by picking their team name, which was "The Fabulous Five"

What the fuck!

maybe you need to show a little more leg or a low cut shirt or something next time!

maybe they had 5 boobs between them.

I'm partial to Lactation Nation: We span the globes

a couple of our last ones were:

Our couch still pulls out, but we still don't.

You're moms teeth are the whitest ive come across

i like "that's what she said" as a team name, or "team that's what she said." it won me and a friend a 16-team beer pong tourney last month.